submitted by Kozel to Jokes3 hoursMay 15, 2025 14:23:43 ago (+13/-2) (Jokes)
If he sees an electrician - he will masturbate. If he sees a plumber - he will masturbate. If he sees a carpenter - he will masturbate. If he sees a welder - he will masturbate.
It is very unlikely that Joe will be caught for his actions given the intelligence network working behind the scenes to facilitate that his actions go unabated.
i suspect that joe hasn't left his mothers basement and is living a whacked out walter mitty fantasy. i have dozens of friends and family in tempe and phoenix. i know guys that would have made his innie an outie if they had seen him doing that. i don't buy it. but if he does that in the wrong neighborhood he's going to wish he'd been picked up on an indecent exposure charge.
You can believe what you want of course. Given the importance here I have strived to be as honest as the situation reasonably permits. You must think awfully highly of my imagination if you think I thought of this all by myself as a LARP.
And a big nopers on the Tempe shit. First, I was butt ass naked jacking off. That serves as something of a disguise. Second, I was in a sitting position. Third, these people were passing at 60 miles per hour with people behind them and no avenue by which to pull over. I know you don't have any experience fucking yourself in front of college sluts - you wouldn't - but please stop pretending you have any kind of expertise here. You don't.
Got a LONG way to go but if this goes as I'm assured it will it'll result in the overthrow of all or most governments. The behave tech will try to protect the Iranians but the Iranians are willing to succumb to the fuck n' suck rather than have to keep dealing with an intact United States.
The circumstances make that virtually impossible. You have people driving by, they're gone in seconds, I'm usually gone in minutes. It's like guerrilla warfare...
I jacked off in broad daylight into oncoming traffic on the interstate near the university in Tempe, Arizona, last year for 30 minutes though. The cops were called, but literally by the last person that saw me as I walked up an embankment after doing it. By the time the pigs arrived I was dressed, except for my shirt, they laughed saying someone said I was naked, didn't even investigate that, did a warrant check while I had active warrants and broke another law in lying in giving a phony name, and I got away yet again.
If you're watching at home this is boring shit by now.
If you're asking my present location, or whether I'm now in Colorado, I'm going to decline to say for security reasons. Gotta watch out for assassination attempts by antifa.
It's just too bad you don't have any kids. I'd like to jack off in front of your 13 year old daughter whilst you're driving and she's in the passenger seat.
Those are the last kinds of situations where I will jack off in public. That typically involves blue collar tradesmen types and spics. I only jack off when there is the possibility of females seeing it, preferably large numbers of them. I've typically preferred passenger side facing me or jacking off into oncoming traffic, increasingly slow and go.
Recently the spooks put me in a secluded park with trees near a dead end adjacent to a freeway with a fence with a hole in it. I'm told I'm to jack off in front of girls walking their dogs, but I haven't done it yet - and I am predictably reluctant despite the fact I'm being guaranteed there will be no police response. Why there will be no police response is an interesting discussion itself if anyone is interested.
There are several things running parallel. Reading and posting for idea development, going to church for several reasons, but including to meet people, and just keeping body and soul together as a homeless militant on the run from the law. The last is actually easy - but this goes nowhere unless I get the girls.
Supposedly they got that after my first arrest in March of 2022 when I jacked off in a cell. They used it to determine my race mostly. They suspected, especially due to my all over tan, that I was Middle Eastern...
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And a big nopers on the Tempe shit. First, I was butt ass naked jacking off. That serves as something of a disguise. Second, I was in a sitting position. Third, these people were passing at 60 miles per hour with people behind them and no avenue by which to pull over. I know you don't have any experience fucking yourself in front of college sluts - you wouldn't - but please stop pretending you have any kind of expertise here. You don't.
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I jacked off in broad daylight into oncoming traffic on the interstate near the university in Tempe, Arizona, last year for 30 minutes though. The cops were called, but literally by the last person that saw me as I walked up an embankment after doing it. By the time the pigs arrived I was dressed, except for my shirt, they laughed saying someone said I was naked, didn't even investigate that, did a warrant check while I had active warrants and broke another law in lying in giving a phony name, and I got away yet again.
If you're watching at home this is boring shit by now.
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nigger-speak, sucks in any form.
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Those are the last kinds of situations where I will jack off in public. That typically involves blue collar tradesmen types and spics. I only jack off when there is the possibility of females seeing it, preferably large numbers of them. I've typically preferred passenger side facing me or jacking off into oncoming traffic, increasingly slow and go.
Recently the spooks put me in a secluded park with trees near a dead end adjacent to a freeway with a fence with a hole in it. I'm told I'm to jack off in front of girls walking their dogs, but I haven't done it yet - and I am predictably reluctant despite the fact I'm being guaranteed there will be no police response. Why there will be no police response is an interesting discussion itself if anyone is interested.
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https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefucknsucksociety/viewtopic.php?p=525#p525
There are several things running parallel. Reading and posting for idea development, going to church for several reasons, but including to meet people, and just keeping body and soul together as a homeless militant on the run from the law. The last is actually easy - but this goes nowhere unless I get the girls.
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