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Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:38:24 ago (+5/-1)     (www.upgoat.net)

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=682cfa3eb47ce

Poor guy just needs some poontang.


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[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:51:07 ago (+2/-0)

Lol if you think he wrote any of that himself.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 21 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

Remember @conspirologist has a phd in 7 languages. He's practically a dactah.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 16 hoursMay 21, 2025 00:12:12 ago (+1/-0)

🤬 💢FUCK OFF SHITSPAM CLOWN💢 😡

-Conspiritologist

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 21 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:56:57 ago (+0/-0)

A mere 7? Disgusting.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 20 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:59:57 ago (+1/-0)

His 8th Durga hand was busy not being a virgin to get one.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 10:44:10 ago (+0/-0)

Don't forget that the PHD allows him to make up words.

I'ssa Smaht!

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:39:22 ago (+1/-0)

he clearly wants the bobs and vagene.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 21 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:50:36 ago (+1/-0)

The post wasn't wrong

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 7 hoursMay 21, 2025 09:19:20 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly I just skimmed it but at least it didn't seem like another post positing remaining a virgin is only important for women.
Promiscuity is bad individually and societally but I don't believe one is irreparably damaged by participating in premarital sexual relations. I also know first hand one is able to pair bond after having multiple partners.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 hoursMay 21, 2025 09:43:47 ago (+2/-0)

Non-virgins often engage in transactional relationships, per social exchange theory, undermining societal survival through unstable partnerships (Thibaut & Kelley, 1959).

virgins do it by themselves (hah)

Intelligent couples may endure for practical benefits (e.g., a male’s repair skills or a female’s cooking), while less intelligent couples rely on sexual satisfaction, splitting when it fades or a "better" partner appears. Low-IQ individuals are prone to repeated divorces, failing to understand cause-and-effect dynamics. Decision-making studies show lower cognitive ability correlates with impulsive choices, destabilizing families and communities (Gottfredson, 1997).

Conclusion:

don't be niggers


is pair bonding real? or just a boogey man to scare kids into abstinence?



[ - ] lolxd 0 points 15 hoursMay 21, 2025 01:12:43 ago (+0/-0)

You linked me directly to view some garbage that didn't deserve my attention. For that, you're also a faggot.

[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 13 hoursMay 21, 2025 03:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:42:53 ago (+0/-2)

It's not any great revelation. Unless you're married spending appreciable time on this forum virtually guarantees you're not having sex. In which case you're probably an over 50 type that got a ball and chain prior to the post 2010 incel wave.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds like the voice of experience.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:48:51 ago (+0/-1)

Last time I had any kind of sex with a woman was late February.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=682cc53e604b7&commentid=682cd44d7d275

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:52:02 ago (+2/-0)

Pics or it didn't happen

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 21 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:51:31 ago (+1/-0)

Seconded. There's no sex on the Internet.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 22 hoursMay 20, 2025 18:53:00 ago (+0/-1)

There's a pic of her at the Tapatalk link.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 21 hoursMay 20, 2025 19:03:20 ago (+0/-0)

it's been all fat hairy dudes since then.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 17 hoursMay 20, 2025 23:18:47 ago (+2/-0)

I dunno, Joe. Even with a fair amount of time on this forum, there’s only like 50 new posts per day and maybe 100 active users.

One could very well be active here and also fuck, I should like to assume.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2 hoursMay 21, 2025 14:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 2 hoursMay 21, 2025 14:34:45 ago (+0/-0)

Almost all studied were Portuguese

They have their own set of problems.

I think the opposite. Oh wait...I fall within the excluded group.

Maybe next time tell her to put down the phone.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 hourMay 21, 2025 15:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

You mean the vibrator. I was holding the phone. Had it had internet access you would have seen more than her photo.