×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
17

OPSEC!!! I was contacted

submitted by JudyStroyer to whatever 2 daysJun 4, 2025 00:20:19 ago (+17/-0)     (whatever)

So, to be clear I am a little fuzzy on the details. First and foremost, it wasn’t LE. I am not sure how, but I received an email on my private email from someone claiming to know someone on this site. They at first refused to provide details, but over time I earned their trust and I was able to coax some more info.

It seems that this person has made some tapes… almost as though they were working for a part to play. The person I was speaking with, through broken english, also mentioned that the user was thinking about making a trip to come visit someone on this board.

I asked if she knew who, yet all she would repeat over and over was “it is not who,but what”. This confused me obviously since she just said “someone” now it’s “what” so I asked her to explain, it’s important to add that this was really difficult as not only was there a language barrier, I could tell the other person here was not even the slightest bit smart. Very very sweet lady. Dumb as fucking rocks.

She says “it’s the whole thing”

“The whole what?” I says

“I don’t know, could it be the system? Does that make sense? Because he had a file addressed to ‘system’. I think he was trying to get a job at the system”

Being the goat that I am, this set off massive alerts in my heads up display and I pressed further.

“Why would you think that?” I asked, now nervous and very anxious.

“Here, take a look.”

And she then sends me the following file titled “the forced moderation of upgoat application 2025 manifesto paper file document”

It’s a video. I watch the video. I say “maam, is this who I think it is?”

She says “yes, i am his mother, please halp”

I dont know what to do at this point, so I’ll leave the video here and let you guys handle it.

Stay frosty goats. If you have any other info or updates, please add it to the thread.

The video:
https://pomf.lain.la/f/bzgq5e2m.mp4


39 comments block


[ - ] uvulectomy 7 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 02:34:12 ago (+7/-0)

I figured as soon as you said "broken english" it was gonna be conspirajeet related. I was not disappointed, lol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 07:07:39 ago (+1/-0)

I instantly thought of @Gowithit 😂

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 07:12:51 ago (+0/-0)

English is my first language and it's perfect.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 07:14:44 ago (+1/-0)

YET....I thought of you. One of us is wrong, and I doubt it's me.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 07:34:58 ago (+1/-0)

Ebonics is not perfect English.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 10:32:08 ago (+1/-0)

Is it genuine SAE? A lot of people claim to speak English, but then it turns out they speak some corrupted "accent" version. I used to live next door in PA, and the corrupted English variant spoken by the natives there was pretty horrific.

Ohio has several distinct accents, primarily influenced by its geographic location and history. The most common is the "Midland" accent, often considered part of the "General American" or "Midwestern" accent. Additionally, the "Inland North" accent, found in the northern parts of the state, and a "Southern" accent, present in the southern regions, also exist.

If you speak "General American", your English is better than a majority of Americans. Remember, enunciation is critical to maintaining your verbal superiority.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 13:14:22 ago (+2/-0)

enunciation is critical to maintaining your verbal superiority.

Based

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 13:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

@engrishishard

next username should be enunciationishard

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 14:53:46 ago (+0/-0)

Kek

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:50:04 ago (+0/-0)

I was seeking the appropriate amount of context clues without blowing the whole load.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 09:11:24 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder if he'll notice.

[ - ] lolxd 5 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 00:44:21 ago (+6/-1)

You answered an email to a glownigger? You're retarded.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:38:15 ago (+1/-1)

It turns out that it is you that is the retard. Retard.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 4 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 05:24:54 ago (+4/-0)

Well done

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:41:39 ago (+1/-0)

Extra crispy, even.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 01:39:16 ago (+4/-0)

Conspirologist's mother?

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:43:26 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah she was pleasant besides all the poop stains on the email

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 01:13:10 ago (+4/-0)

wtf? Don’t quit your meds without professional oversight.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:39:31 ago (+2/-0)

I am a professional, monke!

[ - ] mikenigger 3 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 06:31:00 ago (+4/-1)

Q predicted this

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:40:07 ago (+1/-0)

2 more veeks

[ - ] Metanoid 2 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 01:58:08 ago (+2/-0)

That was fun sorta. You're weird.

[ - ] observation1 2 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 01:25:53 ago (+2/-0)

Uncanny

[ - ] Love240 2 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 01:20:56 ago (+2/-0)

glares in wtf

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 07:44:00 ago (+1/-0)

Nice creative writing project fuck face

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:45:58 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks. Some here actually took it serious and that makes me smile in shitpost.

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 09:23:42 ago (+0/-0)

Virge was famous for this stuff he did it best

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 13:30:35 ago (+0/-0)

Any day now he's going to post that copy of the internet.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 05:46:28 ago (+1/-0)

Q level ramblings.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:40:52 ago (+0/-0)

In your shorts.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 02:57:00 ago (+1/-0)

Aliens

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 03:40:31 ago (+0/-0)

He's Not_C? I never did trust that guy. What a fag. And brownoid too apparently.

But the video looks like AI slop.

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 05:50:07 ago (+1/-0)

It is AI. There is a watermark in the upper-left corner of the video.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:48:39 ago (+2/-0)

Lmao, I figured it was going to be glaringly obvious but not to everyone I guess. Lol

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 09:28:20 ago (+2/-0)

This kind of stuff let's you expose the midwits.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 4, 2025 08:47:05 ago (+0/-0)

It’s totes not ai. It’s totes true story! Its just the watermark that is ai!

[ - ] chump 0 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 01:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

Eh, he breaks character and slips out of the accent, though mildly amusing. 6/10.

[ - ] JudyStroyer [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 4, 2025 09:07:53 ago (+1/-0)

The ai is still working on its bollywood skills.