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Hospital Food

submitted by GrayDragon to TellTalk 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:00:39 ago (+14/-0)     (TellTalk)

So, my brother is fucked up. He went thought some surgery recently. He got bonus ten free meals deliver to his house.

I, like a dumbass, made one just now. This is the most degenerate, tasteless garbage I ever ate.


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[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:06:00 ago (+2/-0)*

the better ones are the meat loaf and the Salisbury steak,I like the kale and corn mix. I think they use dehydrated kale because when I tried copying it it didn't come out the same. Score if he got the meatloaf with sweet potato meal.

editing to add the "Italian" macaroni and cheese is pretty good too.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:26:06 ago (+1/-0)

gwi spends a lot of time in the hospital.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:33:44 ago (+1/-0)

once upon a time I knew a lot of old people.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:23:46 ago (+2/-0)

They don't put salt in it.
Unsalted cheese.
Unsalted butter.
Unsalted salt.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:28:52 ago (+1/-0)

So I should just add some salt and all is good?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:33:28 ago (+0/-0)

there is so much salt in it. dont do it.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

The medical field likes to pretend that salt is the root of all health problems so hospital food generally has very little sodium in it.

[ - ] 2024SantaFe 1 point 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 12:24:41 ago (+1/-0)

I have lived several years in the psych ward. There used to be salt in the food in my hospital but they changed food suppliers. When I'm in the hospital I bring in my own salt.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:33:18 ago (+0/-0)

Your body HAS to have salt! You'll suffer serious digestive tract issues without it.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

It would be better, but "salted cheese" isn't "just cheese with salt sprinkled on it".

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:29:08 ago (+1/-0)

I had a family member in Sarasota memorial hospital for a few weeks. The whole hospital was top notch. I was very impressed. The food was actually very good.

[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:30:29 ago (+5/-0)*

Let Crazy Ukranian make it.

She has the secret ingredients.

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 2 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:31:49 ago (+2/-0)

When I came upstairs, Crazy laughed at me. I guess I was wearing everything on my face.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 3 points 8 hoursJun 7, 2025 09:48:39 ago (+3/-0)

Use your brains, retards. Why is restaurant food so "good"? Because it's loaded up with ungodly amounts of salt and butter. Your goyslop addled brain will interpret anything without it as tasteless. You are a goyslop addict, @graydragon

[ - ] oyveyo 4 points 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 10:04:16 ago (+4/-0)*

tl,dr;
You should add ungodly amounts of salt and butter.

Thanks for the tip, dangus.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 7 hoursJun 7, 2025 10:22:47 ago (+1/-0)

Shhhhhhhhhh no one tell him about msg.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 12:01:22 ago (+4/-0)

I think goyslop's biggest problem is the seed oils. My homecooked meals have ungodly amounts of butter and salt and they are delicious. I even use MSG from time to time.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:31:40 ago (+1/-0)

MSG = Makes So Good!

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 6 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:08:05 ago (+0/-0)

Low sodium, low fat, heart healthy can be spectacularly bland.

[ - ] Saintdindufromthelandofnuffins 0 points 6 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

On first glance i thought it said Harrison ford and i was like jeeeeewww

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 0 points 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 11:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

Feed him an unpasteurized (raw) steak. Get him on organ meat if you can, too. I've been eating raw beef heart this week. Amazing food!

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 1 point 5 hoursJun 7, 2025 12:30:32 ago (+1/-0)

And it's crazy expensive too.

As if the hospital isn't already expensive enough. It's fucking ridiculous. I wanted out because I thought my bill was going to be insane but my health insurance for cancer covered like everything. It was a blessing.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 hoursJun 7, 2025 14:35:23 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry, to hear about you brother, hopefully he'll bounce back ultra soon!

God speed.