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Shitskin phone thief tries to run, gets 1shotted

submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 11 hoursJun 18, 2025 07:15:22 ago (+38/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1e5k9d.mp4



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[ - ] UncleDoug 12 points 11 hoursJun 18, 2025 07:19:00 ago (+12/-0)

I absolutely hate jeets more than anything on the planet right now. Thieving, stinking, rapist monkeys. I am 2sec to midnight on going balistic on the next jeet that cuts me off when driving or slams the brakes on the highway with no one in front of them.

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 9 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:27:45 ago (+6/-0)

Bro, it's literally every single time on the road. If a car brakes abruptly or cuts me off or speeds insanely just to get to the red light, it's a pajeet or moojeet EVERY SINGLE TIME

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 2 points 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:35:23 ago (+2/-0)

Just the other day I had a Jersey plates monkey sustained honking from his commercial vehicle in the left lane behind me because ten over the limit just wasn't fast enough.

So I used the eighteen wheeler next to us to box him in for several miles as punishment. A little time out for shitskin jersey boy. I hope he was late to his delivery, I'm shocked he even had a job tbh

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 2 points 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 12:40:36 ago (+2/-0)

To be fair though, people who hog the left lane and don't move over are absolute faggots.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 3 hoursJun 18, 2025 15:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

AGREED!! FUCK YOU FOR HOGGING THE LEFT LANE. CONTROL FREAK! WHAT ARE U, THE SPEED LIMIT POLICE?

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 5 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:13:32 ago (+1/-0)

Good job!
You reminded me of this vomit inducing jeet honking at me because I stopped at a red light like a civilised human. So as a retaliation I started driving really slowly and he had no space to take me over because it was a one lane backroad. Fuck him and his entire ilk. I did yell, "go back to the gutter you belong you filthy vermin" as he was finally able to turn

[ - ] GreatSatan 5 points 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 08:06:11 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, i'm one bad brown away from crashing out.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 3 points 8 hoursJun 18, 2025 10:28:41 ago (+3/-0)

One is my neighbor and then I see a shit ton at Intel. They're worse than niggers by far in my area.

[ - ] BloodyComet 2 points 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:31:43 ago (+2/-0)

They're also EVERYWHERE. I keep seeing them in huge numbers in these little towns wondering "Where the fuck did they come from?" They're not skilled laborers or educated. They literally take the entry level jobs that young Americans should have.

A place I worked at years ago had a mail department that was an enclave of Bangladeshi people. All over 40 years old... working a fucking mail job.

The whole "dey took our jobs!" thing from South Park is absolutely true.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:16:40 ago (+2/-0)

Bro, I went to a remote mountain retreat to get away from these cockroaches and I still found three fucking jeet families there!

HOW!!!! WHY!!???
We need to flush the poo like yesterday

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 4 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:57:57 ago (+1/-0)

I have so many questions about the logistics of how they get here. They don't have jobs lined up, they just get a one-way ticket to USA somehow and then are able to plant their roots... somehow. Hundreds of them at a time.

It doesn't make any sense. Notice most of them are older? It's not like they're fresh out of high school and coming here to attend a university on a scholarship. They come here, completely destitute... and acquire housing, food, medical assistance, and then some shit, low-tier entry-level job.

I am not spitting on those jobs. I'm saying they're being given to all of these strange foreigners who come here, greatly limiting the number of jobs available to native Americans.

The "how" of all this really, really bothers me. I want to scream "What the fuck are you people doing here?! Go the fuck home, nobody here wants you around".

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 19 minutesJun 18, 2025 18:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

Better than entry level. Race traitors like Mike Lee want to replace all Whites with them.

[ - ] Ragnar 8 points 9 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:26:07 ago (+8/-0)

All pajeets, every single one of them, need to go.
There's no one worse, more disgusting, and unhygienic than subcontinentals. This includes hindi pajeets, paki moojeets, and fake muzzie bengals.
All of them have to go bye bye

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:39:39 ago (+3/-0)

Speaking of the muzzie browns, I've noticed that they're even more hardcore than the sandniggers. Don't get me wrong, they all have got to go, but most of the camel jockeys don't really dress like they're in the desert, whereas these LARPing browns are trying waay too fucking hard. And their women are completely covered from head to toe, including wearing gloves and sunglasses. Arab women who tend to be religious usually just stick to the regular headscarf. It's fucking cringe and gay. If you ever have the misfortune of crossing paths with one of these dudes, try saying "nice dress faggot, see you at the gay pride parade" to piss them off.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 5 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:09:04 ago (+2/-0)

Totally agree with you. I have seen these disgusting moojeets in the area my office used to be. They were parading around in their faggy dress robes and disgusting unkempt beards crossing the road as a fucking herd speaking unintelligible grunts and stinking of poo curry. All the while larping as muzzies. But apparently Arabs HATE these subcontinentals larping as muzzies.

I don't know what it is about me but everyone EVERYONE feels really comfortable telling me all their racist thoughts wherever I go. So anyway, shitlib White women and men have confided in me how much they hate the jeets and all coloreds. Similarly, Arabs have shared their hatred of all subcontinentals with me and provided more information about their poo culture to add to my arsenal

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 11 minutesJun 18, 2025 18:32:53 ago (+0/-0)

💯

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 7 points 11 hoursJun 18, 2025 07:28:12 ago (+7/-0)

You went down like a little bitch @Conspirologist

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 5 points 9 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:15:40 ago (+5/-0)

Fat jeet probably had a heart attack after the punch.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 9 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:21:44 ago (+4/-0)

Punch in the jaw and the dude wants to pretend he's brain dead?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 12:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

Glass jaw syndrome among subhumans ain't no joke.

[ - ] con77 3 points 8 hoursJun 18, 2025 10:30:43 ago (+3/-0)

Knights still do exist

[ - ] NeverHappened 3 points 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 08:24:30 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't think the shitskin had enough brains for a TBI but that looked like a fencing response. FAFO. You love to see it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 10 hoursJun 18, 2025 08:34:40 ago (+4/-0)

I thought the same. Glassjaw asf.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 12:10:41 ago (+2/-0)

No face-stompin? Sad.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 10:48:00 ago (+2/-0)

In America that would have been one shot for real

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 8 hoursJun 18, 2025 10:41:19 ago (+2/-0)

He forgot to cut his hand off.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 21 minutesJun 18, 2025 18:22:36 ago (+1/-0)

That's instant brain damage. Shit skin will hopefully never be the same, but on the other hand it probably already reproduced like the horrendous vermin it is.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

That's fucking hilarious- look at the way the shitskin's hands both went up in the air after he got cracked. "Your phone, sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 7 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:28:18 ago (+1/-0)

Fat fucker deserved it but who was shitskin narrating and talking to the perp.

[ - ] duke_cannon 1 point 8 hoursJun 18, 2025 09:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

Faking injury. He barely hit him

[ - ] dassar 0 points 2 hoursJun 18, 2025 16:15:48 ago (+0/-0)

Plot Twist - the plonk on the board is chasing him down and robbing the jeet of his phone.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 4 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:53:42 ago (+0/-0)

Reset button causes reset.

[ - ] Hermes 0 points 6 hoursJun 18, 2025 11:57:10 ago (+0/-0)

fuck yeah