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Shitskin phone thief tries to run, gets 1shotted

submitted by big_fat_dangus to owned 1 dayJun 18, 2025 07:15:22 ago (+41/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/1e5k9d.mp4



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[ - ] UncleDoug 14 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 07:19:00 ago (+14/-0)

I absolutely hate jeets more than anything on the planet right now. Thieving, stinking, rapist monkeys. I am 2sec to midnight on going balistic on the next jeet that cuts me off when driving or slams the brakes on the highway with no one in front of them.

[ - ] Ragnar 7 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 09:27:45 ago (+7/-0)

Bro, it's literally every single time on the road. If a car brakes abruptly or cuts me off or speeds insanely just to get to the red light, it's a pajeet or moojeet EVERY SINGLE TIME

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 11:35:23 ago (+2/-0)

Just the other day I had a Jersey plates monkey sustained honking from his commercial vehicle in the left lane behind me because ten over the limit just wasn't fast enough.

So I used the eighteen wheeler next to us to box him in for several miles as punishment. A little time out for shitskin jersey boy. I hope he was late to his delivery, I'm shocked he even had a job tbh

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 4 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 12:40:36 ago (+4/-0)

To be fair though, people who hog the left lane and don't move over are absolute faggots.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 21 hoursJun 18, 2025 15:41:38 ago (+1/-0)

AGREED!! FUCK YOU FOR HOGGING THE LEFT LANE. CONTROL FREAK! WHAT ARE U, THE SPEED LIMIT POLICE?

[ - ] Rotteuxx 2 points 18 hoursJun 18, 2025 19:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

Meanwhile all the white folks trying to get somewhere were stuck behind the jeet because some asshole thinks he's a traffic marshal and decided to hold up the left lane.

Pass and get the fuck out of thew way for the next guy.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:13:32 ago (+1/-0)

Good job!
You reminded me of this vomit inducing jeet honking at me because I stopped at a red light like a civilised human. So as a retaliation I started driving really slowly and he had no space to take me over because it was a one lane backroad. Fuck him and his entire ilk. I did yell, "go back to the gutter you belong you filthy vermin" as he was finally able to turn

[ - ] GreatSatan 5 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 08:06:11 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah, i'm one bad brown away from crashing out.

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 10:28:41 ago (+3/-0)

One is my neighbor and then I see a shit ton at Intel. They're worse than niggers by far in my area.

[ - ] BloodyComet 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 11:31:43 ago (+3/-0)

They're also EVERYWHERE. I keep seeing them in huge numbers in these little towns wondering "Where the fuck did they come from?" They're not skilled laborers or educated. They literally take the entry level jobs that young Americans should have.

A place I worked at years ago had a mail department that was an enclave of Bangladeshi people. All over 40 years old... working a fucking mail job.

The whole "dey took our jobs!" thing from South Park is absolutely true.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:16:40 ago (+3/-0)

Bro, I went to a remote mountain retreat to get away from these cockroaches and I still found three fucking jeet families there!

HOW!!!! WHY!!???
We need to flush the poo like yesterday

[ - ] BloodyComet 3 points 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:57:57 ago (+3/-0)

I have so many questions about the logistics of how they get here. They don't have jobs lined up, they just get a one-way ticket to USA somehow and then are able to plant their roots... somehow. Hundreds of them at a time.

It doesn't make any sense. Notice most of them are older? It's not like they're fresh out of high school and coming here to attend a university on a scholarship. They come here, completely destitute... and acquire housing, food, medical assistance, and then some shit, low-tier entry-level job.

I am not spitting on those jobs. I'm saying they're being given to all of these strange foreigners who come here, greatly limiting the number of jobs available to native Americans.

The "how" of all this really, really bothers me. I want to scream "What the fuck are you people doing here?! Go the fuck home, nobody here wants you around".

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 5 hoursJun 19, 2025 08:35:10 ago (+1/-0)

They're being given better than entry level jobs. They get more mid-tier jobs, and are put in hiring positions. When they get hiring positions, they'll never again hire a White man or woman, except to clean their biohazard toilets. It's their fuck you to us as a race.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 19 hoursJun 18, 2025 18:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

Better than entry level. Race traitors like Mike Lee want to replace all Whites with them.

[ - ] Ragnar 9 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 09:26:07 ago (+9/-0)

All pajeets, every single one of them, need to go.
There's no one worse, more disgusting, and unhygienic than subcontinentals. This includes hindi pajeets, paki moojeets, and fake muzzie bengals.
All of them have to go bye bye

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 4 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 11:39:39 ago (+4/-0)

Speaking of the muzzie browns, I've noticed that they're even more hardcore than the sandniggers. Don't get me wrong, they all have got to go, but most of the camel jockeys don't really dress like they're in the desert, whereas these LARPing browns are trying waay too fucking hard. And their women are completely covered from head to toe, including wearing gloves and sunglasses. Arab women who tend to be religious usually just stick to the regular headscarf. It's fucking cringe and gay. If you ever have the misfortune of crossing paths with one of these dudes, try saying "nice dress faggot, see you at the gay pride parade" to piss them off.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:09:04 ago (+3/-0)

Totally agree with you. I have seen these disgusting moojeets in the area my office used to be. They were parading around in their faggy dress robes and disgusting unkempt beards crossing the road as a fucking herd speaking unintelligible grunts and stinking of poo curry. All the while larping as muzzies. But apparently Arabs HATE these subcontinentals larping as muzzies.

I don't know what it is about me but everyone EVERYONE feels really comfortable telling me all their racist thoughts wherever I go. So anyway, shitlib White women and men have confided in me how much they hate the jeets and all coloreds. Similarly, Arabs have shared their hatred of all subcontinentals with me and provided more information about their poo culture to add to my arsenal

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 18 hoursJun 18, 2025 18:59:55 ago (+1/-0)

Arabs HATE these subcontinentals larping as muzzies

If only this wasn't true and the middle east welcomed the muzzie browns with open arms instead, maybe the west wouldn't have to deal with the islam problem. A decent amount of those nations are significantly better than the jeet shitholes, so they'd have been pretty happy there and would've left Europeans the fuck alone.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 08:44:28 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, they would never go to another third world shit hole and stay there, they go to White countries because they get handed everything we have that we had to work for, including great jobs when they lie as easily as they breathe. If a pajeet is breathing, it is lying. Just a few years I wasn't too racist, but I have better observation and critical thinking than the average clown, plus coming on here, I know firmly believe that all brown and black subhuman savages must go whether they want to or not. Non-communist Chinese, Japanese, South Koreans, escaped North Koreans, and the other non-animal Asians can stay. I don't include pajeets as Asian. Japan and China have thousands of years of developed culture, art, writing, language including written, etc.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 19 hoursJun 18, 2025 18:32:53 ago (+1/-0)

💯

[ - ] MCDLXXXVIII 8 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 07:28:12 ago (+8/-0)

You went down like a little bitch @Conspirologist

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 6 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 09:15:40 ago (+6/-0)

Fat jeet probably had a heart attack after the punch.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 08:46:09 ago (+0/-0)

The sounds the animal made sounded like instant brain damage to me. Could also have been a non-epileptic seizure too. I've experienced my dad having them, and unfortunately know what they look and sound like.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 09:21:44 ago (+4/-0)

Punch in the jaw and the dude wants to pretend he's brain dead?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 12:16:01 ago (+2/-0)

Glass jaw syndrome among subhumans ain't no joke.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 08:47:53 ago (+0/-0)

That's not pretend man. That's an instant reaction. The animal fell on grass, but might have have hit its head on a rock.

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 09:33:29 ago (+0/-0)

If a person exhibits either flexion or extension patterns in the limbs after a hit to the head/face it's often the Fencing Response and a sign of brain damage.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 12:21:07 ago (+0/-0)

I have only ever seen it with hits to the back or top of the head. Never from a crack to the jaw / face.

Must suck having a skull made of foil.

[ - ] con77 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 10:30:43 ago (+3/-0)

Knights still do exist

[ - ] NeverHappened 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 08:24:30 ago (+3/-0)

Didn't think the shitskin had enough brains for a TBI but that looked like a fencing response. FAFO. You love to see it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 4 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 08:34:40 ago (+4/-0)

I thought the same. Glassjaw asf.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 19 hoursJun 18, 2025 18:22:36 ago (+2/-0)

That's instant brain damage. Shit skin will hopefully never be the same, but on the other hand it probably already reproduced like the horrendous vermin it is.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 13:53:42 ago (+2/-0)

Reset button causes reset.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 12:10:41 ago (+2/-0)

No face-stompin? Sad.

[ - ] Hermes 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 11:57:10 ago (+2/-0)

fuck yeah

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 10:48:00 ago (+2/-0)

In America that would have been one shot for real

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 10:41:19 ago (+2/-0)

He forgot to cut his hand off.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 21 hoursJun 18, 2025 16:15:48 ago (+1/-0)

Plot Twist - the plonk on the board is chasing him down and robbing the jeet of his phone.

[ - ] BloodyComet 1 point 1 dayJun 18, 2025 11:29:55 ago (+1/-0)

That's fucking hilarious- look at the way the shitskin's hands both went up in the air after he got cracked. "Your phone, sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 08:49:49 ago (+0/-0)

Looked like brain damage to me. Poor White guy will probably be arrested and charged with all kinds of shit, including attempted manslaughter (I know shit skins aren't human).

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 1 dayJun 18, 2025 11:28:18 ago (+1/-0)

Fat fucker deserved it but who was shitskin narrating and talking to the perp.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 08:48:43 ago (+0/-0)

That wasn't another shit skin lol.

[ - ] duke_cannon 1 point 1 dayJun 18, 2025 09:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

Faking injury. He barely hit him