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Deplorablepoetry
Member for: 2.8 years

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Ashamed of nothing

Offended by everything

Contributing nothing

Demanding everything


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6843af351eac7

I was kinda sleepy…….., thanks bitch


/v/HelenaFreeZone viewpost?postid=68438326e8ecf

LOL!

Considering your questions, it’s obviously named the *CLITORIS*

Those questions have been asked by man since the beginning of time

PS: the clitoris does not in fact exist….., it’s purely a myth invented by women to fool men into giving a shit……, kinda a religious thing…like a wedding ring…meaningless


/v/cringe viewpost?postid=68436c91e77ce

How many of you queers look exactly like that glib virgin fat faggot?

C’mon, it’s all of you. That’s how imagine all of you. Sexually frustrated, emotionally stunted, intellectually curious, spiritually ambiguous, morally superior, aware as a deer, useful as charcoal briquettes, useless as used charcoal briquettes, kind as a mosquito and friendly as Hillary Clinton on her period pre-menopause.

…except, you queers have more tattoos and less money…


/v/cringe viewpost?postid=68436c91e77ce

I was given a “crate” today too! It’s true. It’s an old Coca-Cola like bottle holder thing… wooden like a casket, rubbed worn from time like my soul….,probably gonna put crap in it because you can never have enough crap….., when *you* get put in a box forever.

R.I.P and always remember to recycle…….teeth


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68433f6fc3d58

That is one sharp zebra. Huge testicles for a snarky, simian cunt.

If I were to whip that particular nigger, I would use a liquorice whip …..rather than kangaroo skin

Scars cost money, while branding your nigger is good for the bottom line every time.

Go figure before you disfigure your precious token nigger.


/v/PoliticalMemes viewpost?postid=68435d362f15a

Before I was a metal head, as a child I collected goofy records. This song is top five. I knew all the words before I clicked play.

Another more adult themed car song is *HOT* *ROD* *LINCOLN*…., anthem to any gear head.

Best car song (to me) is still maybe *HIGHWAY STAR* by *DEEP PURPLE*…though I can think of dozens more…

“Carberators man, that’s what life’s all about” - *JUICY FRUITS*……, guess the movie and win a beer!


/v/HumorousMusic viewpost?postid=684339fd014cc

No one injected “themselves”.

Citizens were forced to take death injections by government.

Thus, the government wants you dead, in a box or in a mass grave, your death is the only thing they crave

Plus, they want your kids dead too. Turned to pulp in kike interest, north to south, east and west

Best dawn your bullet proof vest, lest you not survive what’s next

Text us from the other side where freedom prevails, where kikes run and hide, and no tax on sails.


/v/NewsoftheFucktards viewpost?postid=6840969bedfc7

You will hang like a flag. Filthy commie faggot.

The only good pig is you dead pig.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684088ea16a47

The slayers arrive on a black horse of steel

Trouble is coming, Hell on two wheels

Hide in the shadows awaiting defeat

Or live by the sword and choose to be free

We say "Retribution"

We say "Vengeance is bliss"

We say "Revolution"

With a cast iron fist


Coming down the road

Watching every move

Kicking in the doors

Taking what we choose

Anarchy's coming to town

A fiery invader

Burning it down to the ground

The Disintegrators


We say "Retribution"

We say "Vengeance is bliss"

We say "Revolution"

With a cast iron fist


Coming down the road

Watching every move

Kicking in the doors

Taking what we choose

Anarchy's coming to town

A fiery invader

Burning it down to the ground

The Disintegrators

Anarchy's coming to town

A fiery invader

Burning it down to the ground

The Disintegrators

Anarchy's coming

Here it comes

Burning it down to the ground

Disintegrators

~*DISINTEGRATORS* ~ *MEGADETH*


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=684088ea16a47

If Australia were nuked by China this afternoon, no one would notice till Christmas.

Merry Christmas Australia! Ya fuckin worthless cunts.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=68404b2a434d5

Good VS Evil

Whose side are you on?

Trick question…., you are only along for the ride.

You can decide to die with your boots on, either way you’re dead.

R.I.P retard


/v/CombatFootage viewpost?postid=68405ef1dc0a6

Pigs that show their faces are ……

The only good pig is a …….

Punkass commie losers will hang if lucky

Clean the streets of third world filth then kill the cleaners.

Hang the communists from lamp posts, then *reeducate* their families with maximum prejudice.



The only good pig is a dead pig. Piss on their corpse, render their memory null.

The only good Voat died ages ago…. kinda too bad…

Now go back to sucking public union communist pig dick like the retarded faggots you are.

This comment brought to you by , KILL YOURSELF IF YOU CAN READ THIS.


/v/news viewpost?postid=68403a7f20db6

Combined IQ of 82

What’s the difference between a nigger and a pig?

The pig gets payed to be a target.


/v/Diversity viewpost?postid=683808c826add

One can live a ‘private’ life while surrounded by people, it just takes a certain attitude, just ask a homeless person. Dirty clothes, bad breath, body odour are sure fire to keep one lonely.

That’s the thing though, ‘lonely’ can be unbearably excruciating to some folk, just ask any dude in solitary confinement. We are social animals to our core, both to our advantage and our detriment.

*CHALLENGE* - can you goats go one full day without speaking to a human being either in person, on the phone or digitally?
Just one day?
I bet you can’t but it’s not your fault, it’s your lifestyle. Most likely someone will demand your attention well before noon.
It’s great to be needed! Or is it?

It’s a strange feeling to go a full day with zero personal communication. It happens to me a few times a year…., I like it.., but one day is enough. I’m not ready to go full hermit just yet…maybe next week.?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6837e7a808ae9

I said kikes.

There I said kikes again.

Thrice in one comment is equal to 30 years in prison.

Four kikes in one comment equals a death sentence in chanada

Five kikes mentioned defines a convention of underground demons exposed to sunlight

Six kikes now gathered, slathered in semen…..is it guitar night already again?


/v/Zogbots viewpost?postid=6834e220b5074

LITTLE WOLF LITTLE WOLF LET US COME IN!!

not by a hair on my fat balls pig faggot…..*vrrrooomm*


…because at *DODGE* ..we build what retards need, not what they need to steal……..

One Thousand Horsepower niggers..,…full warranty…, no parachute………….zero fucks offered………, still, upgoat is free right?

Kikes.


/v/Zogbots viewpost?postid=6834e220b5074

Pisses me off when supposed “adults” find they need to use children to promote their particular brand of propaganda.

Yes, I get it that the majority of the users here are adolescent in brain function even if not necessarily chronologically infantile.

Grow up. Show a dead pig or suck more kike dick.

There is no compromise.

There is only solution.

Word to the wise.

Blah bla have checked on your family tonight officer?

Bounty pays double on Sunday

Amen.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=6834912978eed

Broken down, feeling naked

Leaving me unfulfilled

Promising compromise

Championing mediocrity

Time and time again

What you said ain't what you mean

Even if all my bones are broken

I will drag myself back from the edge

To kill the King, the King is dead, long live the King

Kill the King, the King is dead, long live the King

I am the King, God save the King

Kill the King, the King is dead

I am the King, long live the King

Kill the King, the King is dead

I am the King, long live the King

I reveal a deceiver

In the highest seat in the land

His idle hands the Devil's workshop

Generate more smoke than heat

Time and time again

What you said ain't what you mean

Even if all my bones are broken

I will drag myself back from the edge

To kill the King, the King is dead, long live the King

Kill the King, the King is dead, long live the King

I am the King, God save the King

A new precedent in pain (A new precedent in pain)

Mankind is blown to dust (Mankind is blown to dust)

An explosion of the brain (An explosion of the brain)

Spontaneously combust (Spontaneously combust)

Kill the King, the King is dead, long live the King

I am the King

Kill the King (I), the King is dead (I am), long live the King

I am the King

Kill the King (I), the King is dead (I am), long live the King

I am the King

Kill the King (I), the King is dead (I am), long live the King

I am the King

~ *KILL THE KING* ~ *MEGADETH*


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6834c11bbefca

“Bartkus was fatally torn to shreds”

“Bartkus, they believe he foreshadowed his attack”

Interesting choice no doubt.

Personally, when using my MK Ultra conditioning, the future describes wood chippers on every street corner….., like phone booths used to be. 10 cents to dial your destiny.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=682b7321e72c9

“ Venezuela has approximately 303 billion barrels of proven crude oil reserves, making it the country with the largest oil reserves in the world, accounting for about 17% of global reserves. These reserves are primarily located in the Orinoco Belt, a vast region in the eastern part of the country. Despite its significant reserves, Venezuela's oil production has faced challenges due to political unrest and economic decline.”

Seems someone should bomb some “freedom” into the region. 300 billion barrels of what is considered “sweet crude” is beyond temptation for any modern “industrialized” nation.

Venezuela will be “liberated” in the very near future….., by whom and how much blood?………, stay tuned to your favourite communist propaganda station for more information, comrade.


/v/Trump viewpost?postid=682b73219b05d

Yes, but can her tits fit under the Brooklyn bridge?


/v/boats viewpost?postid=682b733e1e671

“We’re gonna need a bigger condom”

Hey ProudRebel, I got two things to say to you, fucker.

#1 - Sorry. I apologize for pushing you in the water. There were many retards on the dock that night…, I chose you (and Helena) because I like you….because you can swim……no murder charges

#2 - Noticed a “private message” so I ignored it just like all the rest of them. Anything anyone has to say to me they say it to everyone or ignored.

#3 - That boat hasn’t been n the water for longer than some of the retards here have been alive. Some things live forever, other beings deserve demise.

#4 - How do you prefer your dead pig? Chops, loin, bacon, head cheese, pink mist?


/v/boats viewpost?postid=682b733e1e671