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TheOriginal1Icemonkey
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Muh 'Tip Goin' On The Grill. No jalapeños tonight. The rubs from Gio's are the best. Probably grill a side of asparagus with it.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 months ago

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Look at these lazy orange niggers     (files.catbox.moe)

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Took a day off from the store, can’t deal with the four wall shit when the sun is out     (whatever)

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Took to spraying all the weeds. Fuck, they are off the hook this year. Had to double the mix in the tank. Did 16 gallons on foot. Did a number of other chores; like cleaning up the chicken yard, changing the water filter, fixing a concrete block thing around the crawl space. Cleaned out and reloaded all the bait boxes. Got some beef defrosting for this evening. Might go out and burn some piles, although it isn’t a “burn day”. That doesn’t matter, we do what we want in Sutter county.
I’m covered in glyphosate and Goal and I’m feeling fine.
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I check my email everyday, hoping to see that my mother has croaked     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellUpgoat 2 months ago

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I only communicate with my siblings via email. I hate talking on the phone and I don’t like them much.
I haven’t spoken to the cunt mother of mine for just over ten years. She’s 78, probably gonna live another twenty years, who knows.
I just want this chapter of my life to be over.
Ive already prepared a document through my attorney to inform the siblings that I wish to wash my hands of all responsibilities and inheritances from the trust. I’m the oldest and the trustee and I don’t give a fuck.
There’s about a million at stake, of which most is tied up in two houses. I don’t want either of them.
There’s four of us and I’m the only one out of the four who can navigate the trust and the courts and lawyers and such.
I just don’t want to and I don’t need the proceeds.
It’s gonna be funny when Claudia croaks and I sign myself off of the trust and these three idiot siblings of mine have to fight for the scraps.
Fuck em all.
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Tossed out a bunch of worthless shit from the garage today. Felt good. Might be moving soon, so time to thin out some crap.     (whatever)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to whatever 2 months ago

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Getting a bit tired of all the work it takes to live out here and we’ve been looking at houses in town just to see what’s up there.
Not really looking to be in a neighborhood, because of all the reasons, we're just looking.
Most likely will find a rural place closer to the town we work in. Where we are is a death highway drive that’s too long.
Also getting some remodel stuff wrapped up to get this place tight in the event we want to bail.
In the meantime, tossing shit out. Will probably donate the good stuff. Got a bunch of tools I’ll never use again.
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I bought some beef tallow for the first time and sautéed some onion, jalapeños (of course) and garlic in it. Absolutely fantastic flavor! That went into a sausage mix for stuffed bell peppers that I’m going to use tomorrow.     (CookingWithGoats)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 2 months ago

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No pics as of yet.
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Remember goy, they are just like us and you should welcome them to your town!     (archive.is)

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One Of My Favorite Spice And Rub Brands     (www.giosrubstuff.com)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 2 months ago

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I buy the Dynamite Dust, Dragon Dust and Reaper Dust. All of his stuff is good. He even has sweet stuff for ribs and smoking pork roasts.
The Reaper Dust is fucking fire! I’ve been using these rubs for about eight years now.
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Pan fried lamb chops rubbed with fresh garlic and rosemary. Side of sautéed spinach     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 2 months ago

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Such A Shame. This Wetback Could Have Been In His Home Country of Guada-Vena-Mexi-Lumbia, But He Wasn’t. He Was In Houston, Where He Was Shit Dead By A Nigger, That Should Have Been In Africa. Can we just have a White Ethnostate? I’m tired of dirty browns and blacks.     (archive.is)

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Dirty Brown Person Sent To Prison On The White Dime For Spreading VD By Pissing In Water Bottles.     (www.breitbart.com)

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Anyone know about “Land Man”? Some series I was recommended to watch. I don’t watch anything, but I like the person who recommended it to me.      (AskUpgoat)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to AskUpgoat 3 months ago

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Prosciutto Wrapped, Stuffed Jalapeños Goin' In!      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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This asparagus, treated with Peppercave hot lemon pepper salt, is going on the grill right after the Ribeyes come off. Perfect during the beef rest time.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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Bringing these two bad boys to room temp for the grill!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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Will side with grilled asparagus and hollandaise sauce.
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Updated Coconut Lentil Curry     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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Decided to add the star anise. Glad I did?
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Making That Coconut Lentil Curry Again! Recipe first. Pics in the text.     (archive.is)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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I quadrupled the recipe. Little less water, 20% more lentils I’ll add half way through to thicken it up.
I’ve dialed this thing in over the years. Have some frozen naan from Trader Joe’s in the freezer.
I’ll post a finished product pic. Might add star anise this time.

Ingredients:
https://files.catbox.moe/m735p3.jpeg

In the pot:
https://files.catbox.moe/4adqtk.jpeg
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True Story From Eighth Grade     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to TellUpgoat 3 months ago

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Used to ride the bus to school. This dyke cunt from the neighborhood was into picking on me. Would sit behind me on the bus and flick my ear, talk shit, etc. this went on for a couple of weeks. I was raised by pussies and was taught not to hit girls, so rather than hit this bitch, I was ridiculed by the other kits for letting this bitch pick on me.
Finally I’d had enough and one day while doing her usual taunting, if I remember correctly, it’s been 42 years, she somewhat openhanded slapped the back of my head or some shit. I flew over the seat and pinned her down with both knees and beat her face to a bloody pulp. Of course, I got suspended and reprimanded by my cunt of a mother.
Fast forward, I’m proud of that moment. Everyone on the bus was cheering cause they hated that raggedy bitch.
I’d do it again in a heartbeat and I have. Not my wife. She’s sweet and doesn’t cause any trouble. But hey, you gonna act like a man, you gonna get beat like one.
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I Don’t Just Live By Jalapeños. Muh Stuffed Fresno Clilies!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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Here we have some Fresno chiles (the one on the bottom left is a jalapeño. We did both) stuffed with pork sausage from a local rancher. The mix includes half of the guts from the peppers blended back in, along with a free range egg and Tillamook sharp cheddar, with same cheddar again on top for a bit of crispiness. No panko this time
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Holahoax Tattoos     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Holohoax 3 months ago

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Meatloaf Goin' In!     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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Here’s what I followed, with a few tweaks.
https://natashaskitchen.com/meatloaf-recipe/
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Prepared This Salmon For The Oven In A Few.      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to CookingWithGoats 3 months ago

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Also, sampling these two Marlborough region Sauvignon Blancs to go with the salmon. Could also do a red.
https://files.catbox.moe/6vsmkk.jpeg
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Loverboy     (www.youtube.com)

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This is for iSnark!🤣🤣
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How Trump's Speach Should Have Gone Last Night     (www.youtube.com)

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Gotta Kill Captain Stupid ⚡️ST⚡️     (www.youtube.com)

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