Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

Haha! I'm actually pretty dull, not sure there is much to tell, but if I think of something, maybe it will make a good first post.

As to your question, only 2 ended up taking the hose. One drove away, and we never saw the hose and handle again, while the other noticed about 20 feet away. The rest of the time, the end of the nozzle broke off, which was a pretty easy fix. Lube a couple of washers, push a new nozzle in, tighten a set screw and the pump was back to normal.

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.5 years ago

Once upon a time, young Aesopsfaggot worked at a gas station. And though anecdotal, my experience with women driving off with the hose still in their car requires both hands to count. As well as other such gems as getting angry when you tell them you can't really check their transmission fluid because they're driving a stick, (happened once) and cautioning them not to drive their diesel volkswagons away after filling them with petroleum.

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.5 years ago

Happy to help. Found when searching for obscure things these days, yandex is my go to, because they seem to do less censoring. Or maybe they just censor stuff pertinent to the Russian population.

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AesopsFaggot 4 points 3.5 years ago

Found it with yandex.

https://www.worldgreynews.com/details/175498/halyna-hutchins-next-project-was-documentary-on-hollywood-pedophile-rings

https://www.worldgreynews.com/add-news - FAKE NEWS GENERATOR

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AesopsFaggot 0 points 3.5 years ago

The music in this sounds decidedly jewish.

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AesopsFaggot 0 points 3.5 years ago

I understand what he's trying to say, but it hurts my brain reading that nigger babble.

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AesopsFaggot 0 points 3.5 years ago

They're exporting it.

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.6 years ago

The one directly right of Niggerking has some serious yang sanpaku eyes going on. And 5 o'clock shadow.

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AesopsFaggot 2 points 3.6 years ago

Become ungovernable?

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.6 years ago

"Black people cannot steal in their own country." There's no reasoning with niggers.

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AesopsFaggot 2 points 3.6 years ago

I attempted to find something about this, and the only things that came up were articles claiming the opposite. Which makes me wonder even more how true it is. Thanks for the rabbit hole!

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AesopsFaggot 12 points 3.6 years ago

Putting the colon in Colonel. How are they getting service with bare feet?

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AesopsFaggot 4 points 3.6 years ago

A cursory search has all the media shitting their pants about how this was a "fake" checklist sent out to schools and then distributed by said schools to families, with the usual fact check nonsense they try to pull when they're afraid.

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.8 years ago

Can vouch for New Balance.

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.8 years ago

You removed the calculator!

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AesopsFaggot 1 point 3.8 years ago

That code took away all your lives in r-type,iirc.

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AesopsFaggot 11 points 3.9 years ago

The rabbis are still trying to figure out how to get their ko$her certification on pork.