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When I was a kid my father would take us to the town he grew up in Northern Kentucky. Something in his voice would change when we'd go past the tiny old house he was raised in, I was too young to understand it back then. Now I realize it's that particular feeling you get when you go back home and it's still the same and completely different, the feeling of knowing you can't go all the way back. Anyway, this song reminds me of that.

I should have cancelled the ride and ordered a new driver, but I was in a hurry to get home after work. Normally I'd just walk home, but it was hot as fuck today, and I didn't bring my water bottle and a tank top. Anyway, one of the worst drivers I've had. She was two footing the pedals, I could tell because she accelerated and hit the brakes at the same time. She came dangerously close to plowing through a guy on a motorcycle at an intersection, literally hit the brakes within 20 feet of the bike and jerked it to a stop within five feet of the guy. He must have been shitting his pants. Speaking of shit, the car smelled like human shit, BO, and nag champa. I should have fuckin walked.

Was that you in goatse, bud?

No wonder he's such a miserable fuck.

He's dealing with a health issue, he'll be back in a couple weeks. More than that I can't say, you can ask him when he comes back. He's still boomin' though, so y'all can stop worrying.

Heard about it tonight, fat fucker I never really cared for. I used to work with him, and we were scheduled to go out of town and vend at a small festival. We were supposed to meet up to organize the day before and fucker showed up unapologetically 3 hours late, so I told him he needed to get his shit together. This doughy, chinless fuck raised his voice, put his finger in my face, and shouted at me that I needed to respect him. I squared up an bowed up, told that fuck that he needed to earn my respect. This was in a crowded bar, full of his buddies and regular customers. I was ready to throw down, even though he had at least 50lbs on me. I ended up just laughing in his face and walking away. Did the project by myself, but while I was out of town doing that he checked in to rehab for heroin. So yeah, no surprise tonight when I learned he's worm food. Fuckin degenerates, man. He did other questionable shit outside being a junkie. Like I said, I never liked the fuck. Oh well, sucks to be you Justin. Should have payed closer attention in rehab. At least he finally took some weight off.

This is a thread for everyone he's banned from the only subs he posts in anymore. Please take this opportunity to let him know how you think about big chief shits in streets.

Space shanty? I dunno, it's fun.

I'll be right back, champ.

If you're watching the big sports ball game, you're a faggot

If you're just tuning in for the commercials, congratulations you're a retarded faggot.
Imagine someone bragging about watching commercials. Fuckin retarded.

If you just wanted to see the halftime show, you forfeit your account here and fuck off all the way back to retard faggot town. Fuckin retarded faggot, fucks wrong with you?

Kava is a drink made from the root of the plant of the same name. It's native to Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melonesia. Traditionally it's used for ceremonial purposes, but has found popularity in the US with those looking for an alternative to alcohol. The effects include mild euphoria and relaxed mind and body. It's not chemically or psychologically addictive and under most circumstances isn't really even an intoxicant. It's often described as taking the edge off.

Preparation
To make a batch of kava you'll need ground kava root, water, a cotton or synthetic fine mesh bag, and a container to prepare it in. Place 1/2 cup of kava root in the mesh bag and put it in a container with 4 liters of water. Warm water works best, but cold is fine too. Make sure the bag is securely closed and massage the kava in the water for 5 minutes. After that the kava is ready to enjoy. The flavor is described as earthy and it's definitely an acquired taste. Onset of effects is around five minutes and lasts up to an hour.

I've been using kava for almost twelve years. I'll go periods of months or more without it and never feel any kind of cravings. Basically, it's just nice to have if I want it. I also worked at a kava bar for several years and while I don't consider myself an expert, I certainly know enough to answer any questions you might have.