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Heard about it tonight, fat fucker I never really cared for. I used to work with him, and we were scheduled to go out of town and vend at a small festival. We were supposed to meet up to organize the day before and fucker showed up unapologetically 3 hours late, so I told him he needed to get his shit together. This doughy, chinless fuck raised his voice, put his finger in my face, and shouted at me that I needed to respect him. I squared up an bowed up, told that fuck that he needed to earn my respect. This was in a crowded bar, full of his buddies and regular customers. I was ready to throw down, even though he had at least 50lbs on me. I ended up just laughing in his face and walking away. Did the project by myself, but while I was out of town doing that he checked in to rehab for heroin. So yeah, no surprise tonight when I learned he's worm food. Fuckin degenerates, man. He did other questionable shit outside being a junkie. Like I said, I never liked the fuck. Oh well, sucks to be you Justin. Should have payed closer attention in rehab. At least he finally took some weight off.

This is a thread for everyone he's banned from the only subs he posts in anymore. Please take this opportunity to let him know how you think about big chief shits in streets.

Space shanty? I dunno, it's fun.

I'll be right back, champ.

If you're watching the big sports ball game, you're a faggot

If you're just tuning in for the commercials, congratulations you're a retarded faggot.
Imagine someone bragging about watching commercials. Fuckin retarded.

If you just wanted to see the halftime show, you forfeit your account here and fuck off all the way back to retard faggot town. Fuckin retarded faggot, fucks wrong with you?

Kava is a drink made from the root of the plant of the same name. It's native to Polynesia, Micronesia, and Melonesia. Traditionally it's used for ceremonial purposes, but has found popularity in the US with those looking for an alternative to alcohol. The effects include mild euphoria and relaxed mind and body. It's not chemically or psychologically addictive and under most circumstances isn't really even an intoxicant. It's often described as taking the edge off.

Preparation
To make a batch of kava you'll need ground kava root, water, a cotton or synthetic fine mesh bag, and a container to prepare it in. Place 1/2 cup of kava root in the mesh bag and put it in a container with 4 liters of water. Warm water works best, but cold is fine too. Make sure the bag is securely closed and massage the kava in the water for 5 minutes. After that the kava is ready to enjoy. The flavor is described as earthy and it's definitely an acquired taste. Onset of effects is around five minutes and lasts up to an hour.

I've been using kava for almost twelve years. I'll go periods of months or more without it and never feel any kind of cravings. Basically, it's just nice to have if I want it. I also worked at a kava bar for several years and while I don't consider myself an expert, I certainly know enough to answer any questions you might have.

Can't believe YouTube's algorithm recommended this.

First song I listen to this year

Cover of the original song by the band The Band

I just got woken up, on my fucking day off, by some hair brained ghetto fucking porch monkey asking me if my wife, who also has the god damn day off because it's her fucking BIRTHDAY goddamnit, asking me if she just got in a traffic accident with him. I answer the door with not but a robe and my sig ready to go all the fuck the way.

God damned monkey fuck. I didn't get to bed until 3, didn't get out of work until fuckin midnight, and I really wanted to sleep the fuck in a little. Fuck. Now I'm up. Good morning assholes. Fuck.

As a condition of my probation I'm being told that I need to go to 90 AA meetings in 90 days. Not just that, but my probation officer expects me to build a community there of people that will give me rides to and from these meetings, and basically make it my life now. I know that AA is close enough to a religious doctrine that the supreme court considers meetings religious services. On top of that, I've been sober since June and have no problem with staying that way. Is this shit legal, and how can I fight it if it's not?

This shit has me fucked up. I'm fundamentally opposed to the ideology of weakness that is AA. If I'm honest in meetings people aren't going to be volunteering to give me rides anywhere. I've already spent $1500 on Uber the past few months getting to this outpatient shit fuckin rehab that I completed already, I can't afford to keep spending this kind of money. I need some advice here, cause I'm starting to have some really bad ideas.

New nigger at work and it's fucking retarded. Three different people had to tell it on three separate occasions that the dish machine needs water in it to wash dishes. Everytime this nigger asks me a question I have to get it to repeat itself like three times because I don't understand nigger mumble. Fuckin retard was asked to portion product into 6oz portions, the number of portions that were correct were so few they had to be accidental. Fuckin thing will probably get fired tomorrow. Try to explain to this thing how to do a specific task and it looks at me like it's about to reinforce stereotypes and then fucks the task all the way up.

On a lighter side, I've been calling it by the wrong name this whole time. It's name is Niko, but I've been calling it mico. Mico means monkey in Spanish.