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[ - ] GrayDragon 10 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 14:36:04 ago (+10/-0)

You neglected to mention you were my first employee. I never saw a man love his job so much.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 7 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 14:51:53 ago (+7/-0)

Dial_Indicator has already filled up his frequent customer card. His next tug is half off ;-)

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 15:14:49 ago (+4/-0)

Ouch. Getting it tugged half off doesn't sound that great to me. But that guy has weird fetishes...

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 5 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 15:18:23 ago (+5/-0)

He doesn't have much to lose, either!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:18:11 ago (+3/-0)

Especially after that rabbi bit off the first half.

[ - ] La_Chalupacabra 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 20:23:44 ago (+1/-0)

Rode hard and put away wet-brain

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:49:23 ago (+3/-0)

Top tier.

[ - ] mikenigger 1 point 2 yearsApr 29, 2023 02:16:05 ago (+1/-0)

dangus was employee of the month

[ - ] cyclops1771 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 20:49:24 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, but there is nothing like getting personal attention from the owner!!!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 4 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:49:27 ago (+4/-0)

When it comes to cock tugs, I see GrayDragon as more of a traveling freelancer fag than a brick and mortar meat puller.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 17:30:07 ago (+3/-0)

Only Dangus would find this ancient photo.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 17:38:15 ago (+5/-0)

He was going through old family photo albums.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 14:58:22 ago (+2/-0)

I had to look up, "lighterage," as I was unfamiliar with that word. Lol

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 15:28:00 ago (+1/-0)

Lubber!

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 21:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

Lighting before English was standardized?

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:10:00 ago (+1/-0)

Remember to exercise and lube your sea cocks to prevent permanent stiffness and blockage.

Always clear the poop deck before riding.


[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 15:26:57 ago (+1/-0)

My how the lexicon has changed.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 21:43:55 ago (+0/-0)

🤣

[ - ] AryanPrime 0 points 2 yearsApr 28, 2023 16:01:00 ago (+1/-1)

I thought he built the masterbation machines that killed all those poor poor ashynazi's


oh wait that didn't happen either