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I think @big_fat_dangus would be happy with this girl! She's cute and makes poolside sandwiches!

submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:41:29 ago (+10/-3)     (youtube.com)

https://youtube.com/shorts/f6JcgiQqRbE?si=L-QpaHBWnmDAsR5X



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[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:45:15 ago (+3/-2)

She's too nice for dangus! But, um, what a lot of effort for some grub! Still...dames are like that. Spend a hour preparing food that disappears in a few seconds. Something I'll never understand when you consider the convenience of, yes, the ... banana.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:50:31 ago (+2/-0)

Ok so Op put up option 1

Heres option 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGA2GxIKrAI&t=219s

We'll see which one he chooses

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:02:29 ago (+2/-1)

I upvoted this. I hate this middle class obsssjon with foodie shit that started in the mid 90’s. Just put a potpie in the oven. I don’t need all of this baroque shit. The time she spent making that could have been time with my dick in her.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:16:18 ago (+2/-1)

Agree and agree absolutely. People have gone silly over food. In my last and final workplace, we'd have a christmas lunch. The workplace was in a town centre surrounded by restaurants serving every type of cuisine but some idiot would get it in their head to drag 30 or so people across town to "try something different". Like, the madness of unnecessarily making people travel on the roads, particularly at a dangerous time of the year; the cost for petrol...bizarre!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:03:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:45:58 ago (+1/-3)

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[ - ] deleted -3 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:45:28 ago (+0/-3)

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[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:49:28 ago (+1/-1)

I'm going to give you a 24h cooling off period. Not really a "ban" because you didn't insult my brisket but more of a "I don't want your endless notifications right now".

[ - ] deleted -2 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:51:54 ago (+0/-2)

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[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:56:13 ago (+1/-0)*

@HeyJames, it's responding to the post I made where I told it it's a bot, and got a fairly similar response, with the //run [retard code].scr. It's still a bot.

E: Don't know if you've kept up with this, but I hope it makes you laugh. Just read the rest of the thread. Definitely a bot.

https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=64ee2bbfb396a&commentid=64ee2fa30c5e2

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 00:01:22 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:53:20 ago (+5/-0)

FuuuuuK, wish I had a pool!

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:08:24 ago (+4/-1)

No you don't. I've yet to meet a pool owner happy with their acquisition. I read how one pool owner extolled the benefits of pool-ownership to everyone he met because he didn't want to be the only turkey who got one!

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:51:55 ago (+5/-0)

I really hate to agree with neri, but he's right. Pools are a fuckload of expense, obligation, and maintenance, and if you're not going to use it frequently, it's a drain on your household budget.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 00:04:34 ago (+3/-0)

This is true. It’s a lot of work to have a pool. Plus you gotta keep a constant eye on your kids and dumb pets too.

But, it would be nice if you dived into a pool and forgot to get back up, neri!

[ - ] 2Drunk 7 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 22:53:33 ago (+7/-0)

Too much processed meats can give you ass cancer.

[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 00:08:45 ago (+3/-0)

Not if it’s cured the real traditional way

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:00:04 ago (+3/-0)

I would be happy with the gesture, but I’m not a foodie and I like everything very plain without sauces and condiments. I’d be happier with a woman’s cleaning than cooking. I can feed myself.l better than she can me.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:07:04 ago (+2/-0)

I know damn well you eat more than most. Don't act like you're a food prude all of a sudden

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:39:25 ago (+2/-0)

food prude

confirmed metropolitan

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:08:55 ago (+1/-0)

Makes sense.

[ - ] paul_neri 5 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:27:21 ago (+5/-0)

I hate to talk about myself but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. My missus complains endlessly about all the dishes she has to wash. I offer to help but ...request denied. There are so many dirty dishes to wash because she insists on (a) cooking food (instead of eating it raw); and (b) cooking complicated food. It's delicious but I'd prefer my simple fare without the whinging. When we go away for the day, she packs a three course picnic hamper where I'd bring a few handfuls of cashew nuts. There's something very deep and primal about the relationship females have with food.

[ - ] Ragnar 6 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 00:07:34 ago (+6/-0)

Sounds a lot like my household, but with added bliss and happiness unlike your barren childless house. I would have thought you are probably married to Helena the hag but it’s a filipino for ya

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 29, 2023 23:38:29 ago (+3/-0)

I find the glued on acrylic nails, and all other glued on nails, disgusting and ugly.

They are ugly and unhygienic. Did a jew make them up?

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 00:56:06 ago (+1/-0)

...and another example of where women make life unnecessarily difficult for themselves in the kitchen. When I've had my bowl of grub and the food embers are still warm I grab a tissue, moisten it and wipe out the remains and dump the tissue in the compost. The bowl is almost clean so when washing-up occurs there's no soaking or scrubbing to get rid of calcified cheese or whatever. But the female would rather finish off her glass of wine or continue watching tv. And then the bitches call us efficient men "anal" because we are not only more efficient than them but a lot less slovenly.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 03:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

Would

[ - ] UncleDoug 3 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 04:21:41 ago (+3/-0)

French bread? Those are Yankee hotdog buns.

Obligatory, Bitch!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1.7 yearsAug 30, 2023 09:01:23 ago (+0/-0)

Me hungry now

Me don’t know how to cook sandwich

Me want sandwich wench

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1.7 yearsSep 4, 2023 20:24:12 ago (+0/-0)

I WANT her!