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[ - ] HatefulHomelessMan 11 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 05:28:56 ago (+11/-0)

In dreams, you don't need communication devices, because you're all alone and your subconscious knows this.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:18:54 ago (+2/-0)

thoughtful answer

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 09:34:22 ago (+2/-0)

What exactly do I need in dreams? That marauding space alien that chased me into my bathroom like I was Ellen fucking Ripley. . .I did not need it.

[ - ] Her0n 7 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 05:45:09 ago (+7/-0)

One dream I was on a zombie apocalypse a la resident evil style. My saving grace was a cell phone, but the battery was dead by the time I got to it.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 11:19:47 ago (+0/-0)

Did the zombies gnaw on your arm?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 21:59:10 ago (+0/-0)

Tore me apart

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 13:14:35 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:15:11 ago (+4/-0)

I have had dreams with phones, but I never seem to be able to type properly or press the right numbers. Why does my brain hate me?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:19:24 ago (+1/-0)

why do you blame your brain?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:22:02 ago (+2/-0)

Who/what else am I going to blame?

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:23:54 ago (+1/-0)

aren't you the one in charge there?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:26:58 ago (+3/-0)

Apparently not when I am dreaming.

[ - ] Vrbllpollushin 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 10:47:35 ago (+1/-0)

That's not my compartment, Julian! You know my brains always trying to fuck me over!

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:41:19 ago (+1/-0)

That happens to me with guns. I'm being attacked and the triggers feel like they have a 35lb pull, the shots miss, or they don't do enough damage to immediately stop the threat. Sometimes it works out, but not usually.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:42:55 ago (+2/-0)

..Or trying to read something, all of a sudden the letters are all over the place, or I can't see clearly.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:52:45 ago (+1/-0)

Funnily enough, I had one two nights ago about browsing voat and reading an awkward exhange between i_scream_trucks and conspirologist. The site and comment chain was clear as day, and their usernames even had the correct colors.

It was real enough to where I doubted my memory and had to double check later that day.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 09:58:52 ago (+2/-0)

Your realtime rendering engine must work way better than mine.

[ - ] NeedleStack 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 17:21:07 ago (+1/-0)

It's your body semi-paralyzing you for your own protection. It's like when you try to run in a dream but your feet can barely move. You can't be thrashing around in your sleep, you could get hurt!

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 12:47:22 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah i have to always retype the number to call someone.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 13:08:10 ago (+0/-0)

Text and writing in dreams is always gibberish. Even in lucid dreams.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 04:23:00 ago (+3/-0)*

Huh.....

I have reocurring dreams that involve planes and trains.

I suspect when you think of the person to call, theyre instantly in the dream.

Come to think about it, i dont remember dreaming about cordless phones either. Or any phone.

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 04:36:19 ago (+2/-0)

I can't recall ever dreaming about any type of telephone either. Or seeing a television for that matter. Very peculiar.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 10:58:09 ago (+2/-0)

My computer monitor comes up in my dreams and I stare at it for most of the day.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:05:53 ago (+2/-0)

Now I'm trying to think...

I refused to get a smartphone for years. Remember when blackberry came out, trying to talk to my girlfriend out for dinner, I'm like, put the damn phone away.

Now I'm hooked like everyone else

[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 10:41:29 ago (+2/-0)*

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 10:50:44 ago (+2/-0)

Good job. Cocaine isn't bad a few times a year, but that's my motto

[ - ] DeathTsunami 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 14:17:23 ago (+1/-0)

Because smartphone's are just a thing to get to what I want.

In a dream I can just manifest it so why the fuck would I need a phone for that.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 12:05:11 ago (+1/-0)

Ive tried dialing or pushing buttons on a phone in my dreams but have never been successful

[ - ] I_am_baal 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 11:44:14 ago (+1/-0)

I must be an outlier. I've interacted with my phone in my dreams (though it is very rare), and I can always read normal, legible text in my dreams too.

[ - ] germ22 1 point 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 12:34:18 ago (+1/-0)

Same. Even running or punching, which seems to be an issue with many dreamers, i have no problem doing in my dreams. I have used my phone a few times in my dreams.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 15:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

The opposite of sex. Non existent in my real life but very common in my dreams

[ - ] ImplicationOverReason 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 12:30:13 ago (+0/-0)

no phone in dream

Only within sound (phonic) can there be sequence of sensations (dream)...others suggest words like "phone" and "dream" to distract one from what perceivable implies.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 08:37:56 ago (+0/-0)*

I had a horrifying lucid nightmare a couple months back (I'm plagued by them). Won't get into it what it was about, but I needed a phone to emergency call my sister; mine was out of commission. I somehow acquired an old flip phone to make the call.

Never had any other dreams involving phones, at least none that can be recalled.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 12:48:56 ago (+0/-0)

So what are those dreams, in average?

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 14:06:15 ago (+0/-0)*

They're vivid to the point where they're typically an alternate reality that's undiscernable from the real world until eldrich phenomena show up. Most of the time I wind up killing myself in them to avoid worse fates (the few times they caught me it caused sleep paralysis). I feel all of the pain and life draining before waking up in cold sweats. Sometimes I have to just lay there and stare into space for a while to decompress.

They're not always bad or filled with malevolent entities; sometimes they're relatively mundane, beautiful, nostalgic, or simply just bizarre. A good 2/3 of them are soul-shattering experiences though. A small percent of the time they also involve false wakes, so I have to "wake up" from several dreams before actually doing it for real. It's a mindfuck that takes time to process. Took a polysomnogram twenty years ago but the test failed because the idiot staff put a screaming toddler in the adjacent room.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 27, 2023 02:42:45 ago (+0/-0)*

Most of the time I wind up killing myself in them to avoid worse fates
I feel i'm stronger than anybody and there is always some way to get upper hand. In my teens, yeah, some beings wanted to get me and then poof sleep paralysis or something worse. After i understood how to lucid dream, things turned around.
sleep paralysis
Regular stuff. Don't know how to describe it, but the biggest point is to try to jerk my head in real life. First few times i try to do that it feels like i'm doing it, but not in real life. Then i jerk my head for real and after a few times i can move rest of the body. It's like starting an old car.
false wakes
Same as above. Although i don't rush waking up. I like analyzing even in sleep.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1.6 yearsSep 26, 2023 07:47:31 ago (+0/-0)

I never had a phone call on a landline either.