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Dangus checks out some military hardware

submitted by dulcima to funny 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 04:57:19 ago (+39/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/9l1z61.mp4



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[ - ] mikenigger 12 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 05:35:41 ago (+12/-0)

"can't have any transgenders in my homo army!"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 06:21:15 ago (+7/-0)

Fucks he doin? Playing duck duck goose?

[ - ] bobdole9 7 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 07:53:45 ago (+7/-0)

You must have two testicles to fight for me! No half-men in combat.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 12 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 08:32:25 ago (+12/-0)

Major Pecker Checker looks like he enjoys his work a little too much.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 19, 2023 03:01:43 ago (+1/-0)

Well, you know what they say - find a job you enjoy and you won't work a day in your life!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:08:03 ago (+1/-0)

Trying to see if any cream will come out of the twinkie.

[ - ] Ragnar 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:16:29 ago (+5/-0)

Lol are all pakis homos?

More importantly, is dulcima replacing the barren hag Helena, since she was kidnapped at a music festival?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:19:21 ago (+5/-0)

I imagine helelna has been powering up like a DragonBall z character all this time, and is about to unleash the longest wall of text the universe has ever seen.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:22:52 ago (+2/-0)

Hahaha or she’s dying of veganism surrounded by her cats that will feast on her corpse.

but isn’t it odd she mysteriously goes MIA right when the current conflict started?
I always had my doubts she wasn’t White...

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 16:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

Only about as mysterious as literal JIDF agent @mikenigger seething when anyone mentions the kikes blowing up that hospital.

[ - ] NamelessOne 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 13:42:06 ago (+1/-0)

What even is the context of this? Clip from a gay porn?

[ - ] dulcima [op] 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 19, 2023 03:02:36 ago (+1/-0)

Wish I knew. I found this via a "WTF" type twitter account.

[ - ] Dr_Mx 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 10:25:34 ago (+1/-0)

I thought this was going to be a doctor cupping testicles checking for the possibility of a hernia... but nope just a guy touching dicks.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 08:06:35 ago (+1/-0)

That is NOT a job I want.

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 08:32:07 ago (+2/-0)

So you'd prefer oral examinations?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:35:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ewww. That's too homo for me.

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 15:57:22 ago (+2/-0)

Wait till you see him take their temperature!.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 07:33:55 ago (+2/-1)

LoL at the guy who made eye contact. I choose him. I might die in combat with him but that would be my guy.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 08:45:10 ago (+2/-0)

Doesn't matter which one you pick as "your guy", you're going to have to show bobs and vagene if you want to go into combat with one of them.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 5 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:17:19 ago (+5/-0)

I don't think she's got anything to worry about. Women are like rocks- the flat ones get skipped.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:25:00 ago (+3/-1)

I laughed. Also true. No way I can hold a candle to your showstoppers.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:19:44 ago (+0/-0)

Of course you choose the flaming homo like your husband

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:26:34 ago (+1/-1)

That guy looked like the most honest one.

[ - ] paul_neeri 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:11:58 ago (+2/-2)

Reminds me of my time in the Air Force! I grabbed my bunk buddies junk and he didn't even notice until I pointed it out! We had a good laugh! I wish it had been dangus's....well, dangus...

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:18:32 ago (+2/-0)

Hahahahaha we named you queeri for a reason. Now you wish you touched dangus. What a sicko!
No wonder you are married to a phillipines tranny

[ - ] paul_neeri 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 09:33:26 ago (+2/-1)

Hurtful! Damn hurtful!

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 15:20:48 ago (+1/-0)

He's a fraud, Queeri's real account is only spelled with one e. I.E. Paul_Neri

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1.6 yearsOct 18, 2023 16:36:48 ago (+0/-0)

Oh dang, good catch!