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Last Night I Turned Down Sex Because The Chick's Apartment Smelled Like Cat Piss

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:12:50 ago (+10/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I rarely go to bars but last night my friend convinced me to go bar hopping with him. On the 3rd and final bar of the night, I struck up a convo with a pretty cute chick named Sarah. Big breasted brunette - just how I like my women.
After talking for about an hour and buying her a couple drinks she came on to me pretty strong. She was pretty intoxicated probably half in the bag - and wanted to give me a BJ in the men's bathroom. I turned it down because I didn't want us to get in trouble and I was a bit worried about hooking up with a bar skag.
A couple hours later and about 6 drinks in, I was feeling her vibes. We decided to go back to her place since she lives a few blocks from the bar. I was pretty excited and horny until she opened her apartment door...

The cat piss smell hit me like a brick wall. Good fucking God, when I tell you it smelled like a pool of ammonia, I'm not kidding - the stench was unbearable. She has 9 cats. 3 litter boxes OVERFLOWING with cat shit. Her apartment was so dirty I thought I was gonna catch an STD from standing in her living room. I couldn't fucking breathe, all I smelled was ammonia and shit. This was by far THE NASTIEST HOME I HAVE EVER SEEN. I'm NOT kidding. Her cats tore up that place. Piss and shit stains all over the carpeting. The kitchen was filthy - bitch has a dishwasher with a sink overflowing with dishes and a stove with caked on stains that looked like it hasn't even been wiped off after years of use.
I honestly couldn't believe it and excused myself out within 5 minutes. I stepped into a literal nightmare of a home with those poor cats stuck in those horrible living conditions. She has 3 month old kittens who were crying and crawling up my leg almost like they were begging me to help them. That's what really pisses me off the most. I think I might actually call animal control about this.
I haven't talked to my friend about all this but he's been texting me all day asking for details.

What the fuck should I do?


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[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 21:40:40 ago (+0/-0)

Der. THe cats are birth control. She's just being the kind of liberated slut she was told to be. She was using you for sex or you were using her for sex? Women aren't men.

That said, she's never going to be so much as a friend to anyone.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 19:34:54 ago (+0/-0)

Yuck. I would too.

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:17:27 ago (+1/-0)

Animal hoarder.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:22:21 ago (+1/-0)

Your conscience was telling you that you were effing up.

[ - ] Scyber [op] 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:49:40 ago (+2/-0)

Even in a drunken coomer state of mind, my brain couldn't handle all that shit. I'm actually more angry about all those cats living in those bad conditions more than I'm upset about not getting my dick wet. And she's pretty hot looking and super horny too. I think I may have stumbled upon a legit femcel.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:55:40 ago (+3/-0)

Help her! She will be grateful if you improve her life. Maybe, that's yours to figure out. I certainly wouldn't call the state on her you'll have made an enemy for life

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 3 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 21:58:59 ago (+3/-0)

Yes, it's not too late. He can save her.

[ - ] patchesohoulihan 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 20:41:09 ago (+2/-1)

Take her back to your place, fuck her there. Then after you've fucked, tell her why you would only have sex with her back at your place. If she gets mad, walk away and call animal control on her. Easy.

[ - ] Localuser 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 22:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

This was the reasonable choice. Or fuck her in the car but risk a zog showing up. This will all be a funny story in a few weeks. Adopt a kitten. Let’s see where this goes

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 21:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

Bro,
She offered to suck your dick in the bar bathroom for a reason.
You didn’t listen.
She was telling you everything and you didn’t listen.
Also, Sarah’s are all whores. Always.
Seriously though, you should call animal control and tip off her managers.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 02:58:51 ago (+1/-0)

she cant smell it

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 08:48:15 ago (+1/-0)

Call animal control

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 20:09:58 ago (+2/-0)

Blow a load on her face and never speak to her again. Fukkin duh.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 21:26:59 ago (+2/-0)

Call animal control

[ - ] BoozyB 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 21:32:50 ago (+2/-0)

A couple decades ago I went home with a hottie.
She had guinea pigs. Lots of 'em.
I did the deed and got the hell out of there.
The memory still makes me ill.

[ - ] Localuser 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 22:53:00 ago (+2/-0)

How old was she? Just curious. Wonder if the cat lady meme is real

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 23:53:14 ago (+2/-0)

Dodge that bullet. Imagine if she got pregnant and your child was raised in that filth.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 11 monthsJul 8, 2024 03:00:51 ago (+2/-0)

You literally missed out on banging irl cat woman

[ - ] Kozel 7 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:18:54 ago (+7/-0)

What the fuck should I do?

take a hot shower and scrub hard

[ - ] Scyber [op] 6 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:43:23 ago (+6/-0)

Did that immediately when I got home.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 8 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:28:46 ago (+8/-0)*

Toxoplasmosis

It makes women slutty and cheat.

You could tell her to get treated, for her own good, and she'd probably take care of her pets better.

Not relationship material though

[ - ] JudyStroyer 5 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:49:27 ago (+5/-0)

He was mainlining the toxoplasma there for a few as well.

[ - ] MaryXmas 14 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:15:44 ago (+14/-0)

You should see if that bathroom blowjob is still available.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 6 points 11 monthsJul 7, 2024 19:42:42 ago (+7/-1)

Probably way more sanitary, plus you have the chance to convert it into a blumpkin.