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Home improvement with @kikenigger

submitted by big_fat_dangus to cringe 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 18:02:32 ago (+14/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/qwa1ky.mp4

Those limp wrists, that kike schnoz.... it could only be @mikenigger


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[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 21:57:41 ago (+3/-0)

First time a jew has done manual labor in over 2000 years

[ - ] Belrial 3 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 21:03:11 ago (+3/-0)

FFS that nail was entirely too large for the project, he swings like a bitch, he has a fag hammer. This was like watching a star wars light saber fight and realizing they knew nothing about sword fighting.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 9 monthsJul 10, 2024 12:49:55 ago (+1/-0)

This was like watching a star wars light saber fight and realizing they knew nothing about sword fighting.

NooooooooOOOOOOOOooooo!

[ - ] Crackinjokes 3 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:33:01 ago (+3/-0)

I swear Jews are just as stupid as black people. They just have better guidance books and they have better group cohesion.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 22:27:07 ago (+2/-0)

They seem to lack the needed "horsepower" to do complex calculations, like how big that nail is compared to what he's doing, or that the stupid stick isn't going to hang straight with a giant diagonal board there. They lack a sense of physical space, which requires a little of the mathematical brain bits.

The most complex math they seem to do is amortization. Everything else is hiding their crimes behind bullshit.

[ - ] HomerSampson 3 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 18:15:17 ago (+3/-0)

That's dave portnoy

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 8 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 19:34:34 ago (+8/-0)

Early Life
Portnoy grew up in Swampscott, Massachusetts,[2] the son of Michael, a lawyer, and Linda, a high school teacher.[5] He is Jewish.[2][6][7]

E.S.T.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 3 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 18:17:44 ago (+3/-0)

Eh, there's some resemblance. But no, that is @mikenigger.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 9 monthsJul 10, 2024 12:49:22 ago (+1/-0)*

It's a good thing he had those safety glasses on.

Also, I'm guessing his rabbii would be saying:

You never be able to crucify Jesus with a hammer swing like that. Oy vey!

[ - ] Rob3122 2 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 21:19:21 ago (+2/-0)

Can't even hold a hammer correctly yet is worth millions...

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 9 monthsJul 10, 2024 00:30:01 ago (+1/-0)

At first I thought, "This has got to be satire."

Nope.

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2024 03:11:05 ago (+0/-0)

Teach your kids how to use tools.

Also, in a situation like this, teach your kids to put the board on the floor and start the nails. Then lift the board into place and finish hammering the nail.

It'll be easier for the kiddo to start the nail, and they'll be less likely to hammer their fingers.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 21:18:06 ago (+0/-0)

Why is a Jew nailing a stake to a fence?

[ - ] observation1 0 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 21:49:31 ago (+0/-0)

Right that's our job to nail through his heart.

amirite?

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 9 monthsJul 10, 2024 12:54:47 ago (+0/-0)

nail through his heart.

Assuming he had a heart, the dude is so clumsy I forsee this happening.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:23:05 ago (+0/-0)

nose check

[ - ] LostWhale 0 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 20:13:55 ago (+0/-0)

Dave portnoy is kinda hilarious. If we were going to keep one Jew around for scientific value he might be the one.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 21:00:10 ago (+0/-0)

His research into one bite pizza reviews will prove invaluable.

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 9 monthsJul 9, 2024 18:38:00 ago (+0/-0)

norm abram's son