Listen up you "brokies" & "wagies"... 'Luxury' Items That Scream 'I'm Poor' to REAL Rich People - Upgoat

Listen up you "brokies" & "wagies"... 'Luxury' Items That Scream 'I'm Poor' to REAL Rich People
submitted by iSnark to Mildlyinteresting 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 11:44:30 ago (+9/-0) (www.youtube.com)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC6_EUHshIo

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:59:08 ago (+0/-1)

Hah I've been telling @ditchpig this for months. He never learns.

[ + ] DitchPig

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:34:07 ago (+0/-1)

Beg for attention harder, fatass clownshoes fag.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:37:27 ago (+0/-1)

keep whining about muh trinkets bald cuck.

[ + ] DitchPig

[ - ] DitchPig -1 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:41:19 ago (+0/-1)

Sure, fatass.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 15:45:36 ago (+0/-0)

The worst are eurotrash. Entire outfits head to toe, which look ridiculous. That being said, if you have a hermes purse, or a pair of christain louboutin apostropha, rock it!

[ + ] DitchPig

[ - ] DitchPig 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 15:56:27 ago (+0/-0)

All that branded shit is for poors who are trying to look wealthy.

This applies 4X to Rolex.

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:26:08 ago (+0/-0)

Aftermarket rims on cars/trucks

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:58:54 ago (+0/-0)

"Old money" tries to hide their wealth but "new money" rich people absolutely blow their money on stupid shit.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 22:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

I’m going to take advice about what is “classy” from the this transplanted Bedouin with prints of a lascivious woman stripping on her wall. I’ll let her mouthnurse my gagger and that is all.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 12:50:35 ago (+1/-0)

Seriously? People have entirely too much time on their hands.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:34:17 ago (+1/-0)

YES! Because nobody is hiring!

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 15:00:19 ago (+0/-0)

If you hired, you'd end up with wage slave types.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 15:03:33 ago (+0/-0)

Or Indians...

[ + ] inaminit

[ - ] inaminit 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 20:02:52 ago (+1/-1)

No such thing as nobody hiring... You simply can't find an occupation or conditions YOU desire.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 23:48:14 ago (+0/-0)

The point of getting hired is to better YOUR circumstances, NOT to better someone else's circumstances at YOUR expense! Many worthwhile job hunters invested in their education and gained valuable experience in their careers, why the hell would they piss it away to make some slack-jaw asshole's family rich, and mot your own family! You go flip burgers, and clean toilets!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 13:57:18 ago (+1/-0)

This is the wrong way to think about it.

Whether or not someone engages in conspicuous consumption or ostentation is very much a function of personality and certain ethnic groups tend to be more ostentatious than others.

The Saudi royal family are incredibly wealty— and also very ostentatious. Niggers are almost always very showy if they have any money. Southern and also Eastern Europeans also tend to be fairly showy. Chinese are showier than Japanese.

Aesthetics is part of personality and very linked to race.

I used to play this game on long walks where I tried to guess the ethnicity of a family from the exterior of their house. I guess I still do it sometimes.

“Old money” in the US tended to be Anglosaxon or germanic for along time. They tended to be more conservative with their presentation. I dont know thats really true today. I see some very tacky rich people.

Kikes tend to be very flashy about some things but not others. I think in certain areas they do not wish to advertize their wealth. But jewish women tend to dress very tacky with big jewelry and makeup, unless they are in one of those orthodox sects.

The art on this chicks wall is trash. I think she’s going for “classy porn” there.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:38:01 ago (+1/-0)*

I agree with most of this. The old guard wealthy used to be dressed to the nines, no matter what they were doing, If they were at a ball, they wore the proper upscale clothes for that, if'n they were hunting, they wore that that was fitting to the sport of hunting. The wealthy used to have a sense of style and elegance. The Kardashians, et. al. ruined that!

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 15:05:31 ago (+1/-0)

The Saudi royal family are incredibly wealthy— and also very ostentatious. Niggers are almost always very showy if they have any money.

Self-awareness of inferiority leading to attempted compensation.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 15:40:54 ago (+1/-0)

Not exactly. Societies with higher levels of polygamy/polygyny have higher sexual competition. Ostentatious displays of wealth are useful to obtain mates.

Conversely societies with strong group selection strategies tend to be monogamous and have lower sexual competition and higher levels of egalitarianism and cooperativity. These groups develop a taboo against ostentatious behavior which threatens group cohesion.

What happens when you see a really flashy tacky person? You think “what an asshole/bitch.” Thats a largely genetic instinct.

[ + ] big_fat_dangus

[ - ] big_fat_dangus -1 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:38:58 ago (+0/-1)

How poly is your gyny, helena?

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:07:09 ago (+0/-0)

Obsess over my gyny all you want chubs. You just can’t have it.

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:34:47 ago (+0/-0)

There's also the difference between rich and wealthy. Rich is simply having a lot of money. Wealth is resource generation, from which money will come.

Having a nice home: rich.
Having a nice homestead: wealthy.

Having a nice car: rich.
Having a car factory: wealthy.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 17:08:33 ago (+1/-1)

Wealth is resource generation, from which money will come.

No thats productivity.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

coach/gucci bag/hat

beats headphones

ugly big rims

nike air jordans

big watches with swarowski glass

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:45:16 ago (+1/-0)

I have long said that Nike is the official welfare shoe.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:59:33 ago (+1/-0)

Real wealthy people actually dont want people on the street to know they're wealthy.

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 20:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

In the not-too-distant future a simple drink of clean water may very well be a luxury... Don't be fooled by kikes and wake the fuck up, people.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:53:57 ago (+2/-0)

My vision of wealth is of a large outdoor patio made of stone with much family and a fireplace. Or a large dining room with a large fireplace. It is a feint vision of being surrounded by family and everyone pursuing their dreams and careers.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 11:54:08 ago (+2/-0)

using white out as nail polish also scream "I'm poor"

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:52:53 ago (+2/-0)

Anyone painting their nails with anything is screaming "give me attention!" Avoid.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 17:12:57 ago (+1/-0)

What about clear? Asking for a friend. https://files.catbox.moe/sww42c.png

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:54:42 ago (+0/-0)

Clear is fine. It's the "look at me" treatments to avoid.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:00:30 ago (+1/-0)

Speaking as a “don’t look at me” kind of gal, I probably shoulda been more liberal with the war paint.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:33:32 ago (+0/-0)

How exactly do you get that off your finger nails?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:38:04 ago (+0/-0)

same as nail polish. acetone will remove white out.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:39:18 ago (+0/-0)

Interesting, I didn't consider that!

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:46:29 ago (+0/-0)

https://files.fatbox.moe/x5j4p4.png

you didnt need the internet as a kid if you had this puppy laying around.it had the answer to everything

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:50:30 ago (+0/-0)

That's pretty swanky...

I actually had a complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica...

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:03:26 ago (+0/-0)

Me too. We has some very old EBs from 1911. And we had my dad’s old Britannica Jr set from the 1950s. I couldn’t do reports on anything that happened after the Eisenhauer admin.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:08:38 ago (+1/-0)

"I couldn’t do reports on anything that happened after the Eisenhower admin."

LOL, I got a good laugh out of this.

Young PostWallHelena: "If it wasn't in the EB, then It DIDN'T happen" LOL ;-)

[ + ] Stonkmar

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:02:03 ago (+0/-0)

Your nails grow

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 12:01:51 ago (+2/-0)

There’s something called “nigger rich” and those people in debt need to have fresh clothes and drive new cars.

That’s the kind of poor person that also makes YOU poor just by being around them for more than 2 minutes.

Then you’ve got the houseless people, but this video is a shallow scrape on the whole poor issue.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 12:36:43 ago (+3/-0)

Well that's that, I'm taking my Prada man purse back right now even though it looks great with my hammer hanging out of it.

[ + ] iSnark

[ - ] iSnark [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:32:01 ago (+1/-0)

LOL!!! I needed this laugh.

But it does beg the question... Why isn't there a DeWalt inspired Prada bag for obscenely wealthy men to carry their tools and other accessories in?

[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

Obscenely wealthy men do not labor like animals.

[ + ] Master_B

[ - ] Master_B 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:05:52 ago (+1/-0)

Try festool or panasonic...

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 7 monthsSep 25, 2024 00:39:52 ago (+1/-0)

...Or Snap-On. At least all of these used to be top notch tools for their respective niches. Not sure how well they're built now in this post-enshittified world.

[ + ] RMGoetbbels

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 18:13:47 ago (+0/-0)

Let me introduce you to LL Bean hunting accessories

If any of the boys showed up in one of these outfits they'd be laughed out of camp. I want to bang the Women's Maine Guide Mock Crew Sweater girl real real bad though. I'd push a few babies right into her.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 3 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 13:43:14 ago (+3/-0)

That bitch is annoying to look at and listen to. Pig nose.

[ + ] PostWallHelena

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 13:59:11 ago (+1/-0)

Might be nose job.

[ + ] Not_a_redfugee

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 16:24:55 ago (+0/-0)

Thats just cuz shes British

[ - ] __47__ 6 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 13:09:08 ago (+6/-0)

Really rich people I've found wear stuff with no labels visible. Tailored gear set perfectly for them.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 14:20:09 ago (+3/-1)