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There goes the neighborhood

submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:19:56 ago (+22/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I live in a wooded area with a wonderful diversity of birds. Cardinals, bluejays, bluebirds, juncos, woodpeckers and more. My girl gave me some bird seed for Christmas that I put on a rock out front. Since then I've enjoyed watching them very much. Recently however, the nigger birds (blackbirds) have invaded, eat all the food and sheit everywhere. LOL No I'm serious. Just like humans the nigger birds are a fucking plague. Ugly as fuck and just make shit. I think I'm going to get a BB gun. This is going to be better than I ever imagined. 😂😂😂


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[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 12 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:27:25 ago (+12/-0)

Don't shoot the crows.
They remember you.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 9 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:38:39 ago (+9/-0)

Shoot the crows, and hang one from a tree so they never forget you are a crow murderer.

[ - ] registereduser 11 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:50:14 ago (+13/-2)

Puller is right. Crows can identify individual humans and will tell all their crow buddies about you. If you're a dick to a crow, you'll be plagued by a bunch of crows.

Look it up.

OP is a faggot.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:56:52 ago (+5/-0)

My method works.

Why are you afraid of birds?

[ - ] registereduser 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:47:39 ago (+8/-2)

I'm not afraid of birds.

We are stewards, nigger.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:48:27 ago (+4/-0)

No. I am not a crow steward.

[ - ] registereduser 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:30:40 ago (+8/-2)

Because you are a nigger.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 2 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:32:03 ago (+2/-0)

Fuck you.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:40:54 ago (+7/-1)

Lol reddit faggot getting blown the fuck out. Ya love to see it.

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:46:17 ago (+3/-2)

No, there will be no gay faggot sex here for you, nigger.

Only rope.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 1 point 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 13:01:25 ago (+3/-2)

You are the homosexual nigger.

[ - ] Stonkmar 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 13:59:54 ago (+6/-0)

"a murder of crows"

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 3 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 17:56:45 ago (+3/-0)

Yes.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:48:41 ago (+6/-2)

It's been said that if you count too many crows in the abyss, they'll start counting you.

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 15:55:13 ago (+4/-0)

I used to have shit loads of crows that would land on my back fence and squak, waking me up all the time(I worked swing shift 3p-12a) so I would be sleeping at 1a-10a.

Fuckgers were so loud and also would climb on my roof, scratching and shit. So I shot one with my slingshot and a big ass marble, the thing basically exploded in front of his friends. They never came back.

[ - ] RafalGanowicz 3 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 17:56:30 ago (+3/-0)

That's what I am saying. Make the crows fear you!

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 18:55:12 ago (+1/-0)

Shut up I was making popcorn for the show. Do it OP

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 9 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:14:09 ago (+9/-0)

I think Canada Geese are also niggers of the bird world. They just lay around and shit the place up

[ - ] Clubberlang 7 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:23:40 ago (+7/-0)

Lived in Washington State can concur.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 1 point 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:22:14 ago (+5/-4)

They really are.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:39:54 ago (+2/-2)

No one asked you, cuck.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 13:13:03 ago (+1/-3)

lol, fat retard.

Neck yourself.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 13:20:45 ago (+2/-0)

Lmaooo you're really out here looking for days old comments to cry and pee your panties over, holy shit what a cuck.

Get a job.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 15:00:10 ago (+1/-3)

Dance, puppet kike, dance.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 15:07:19 ago (+2/-0)

Says the pathetic cuck begging for attention.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 2 monthsFeb 7, 2025 08:55:57 ago (+1/-1)

promotes racemixing
calls people kikes

Lol

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -2 points 2 monthsFeb 7, 2025 09:43:29 ago (+1/-3)

Fuck off, catamite.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 2 monthsFeb 7, 2025 10:05:34 ago (+1/-0)

You're a kike.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 -2 points 2 monthsFeb 7, 2025 18:18:40 ago (+1/-3)

Nah, that would be your fatass boyfriend, catamite.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:34:02 ago (+6/-0)

Yea I normally wouldn't shoot birds but those blackbirds are fucking niggers. Even blue jays

[ - ] TheSimulacra 3 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 15:31:12 ago (+3/-0)

I saved a baby owl here from a pack of blue jays....sounded just like a nigger chimpout, i knew something was up right away. Fuck blue jays.

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:57:45 ago (+6/-0)

At least you aren’t being invaded by pasty white Canadian snow birds…
They are m full season and I fucking can’t shoot them!!!
🤨

[ - ] SteppingRazor 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:07:11 ago (+5/-0)

I had the same problem but pigeons moved in. A pellet gun worked good, as long as it was a clean kill.

[ - ] goatfugee12 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:00:41 ago (+5/-0)

bb guns are fine and all but look into a real air rifle. just a little 22 caliber. they are quiet and can take down bigger things later if need be. I killed an armadillo that was fucking around with my chickens with mine, took 3 shots but hey those fuckers are ARMORED.

i really just meant to scare it off but once i realized it had penetrated deep and he wasnt gonna live i just finished him. plus its WAY cooler to turn them into a poof of feathers than just seeing them fall over flapping.

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:57:57 ago (+5/-0)

I use a Thaipan Veteran in .25 cal for invasives on the property.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:01:10 ago (+4/-0)

That's pretty badass!

[ - ] MartinTimothy 5 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:36:06 ago (+5/-0)*

We have had problems here going back a long time .. first it was the invasive species spotted turtledoves, called coo-coo birds for the racket they made all day .. they got sent on their way by butcher birds a highly aggressive native species, crows moved in after that and their racket went on all day .. then believe it or not noisy miner - not minah - birds, which are another violent native species honey eaters indeed, attacked the crows and sent them on their way.

Problem was their incessant "chirping" went on thru the daylight hrs .. ok lately a very large tawny owl has been perched overnight on the power lines opposite the trees where the miners live .. it seems he cleaned quite a few of them out, because since he got here there doesn't seem to be so many of them while the survivors have been nowhere near so noisy.

The other species they drove away, bearing in mind there were about four of them attacking an eagle recently, including the rainforest birds that come down from New Guinea - we are in Brisbane, Australia - are making a comeback .. in your case hold yr fire with the pellet gun and give things time to work out, you should arrive at a compromise as the balance of nature restores itself :) cheers. Edit.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 10:55:13 ago (+4/-0)

Crows and ravens are far smarter than any nigger.

Careful going to war with the crows, they have an incredible memory and are said to hold a grudge.

If shit suddenly goes missing it’s likely the nigger birds……, also they hate when you call them niggers just like real niggers!

Fun Fact: the bluebird is of the same avian family as the raven and crow.

[ - ] NeverHappened 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:19:10 ago (+4/-0)

I'm with you except for your Fun Fact. I'm finding ravens and crows belong to the family Corvidae, while bluebirds are part of the family Turdidae.

[ - ] beece 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:30:04 ago (+4/-0)


The crows eat the native birds eggs and young. They're worse than cats.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 4 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:51:56 ago (+4/-0)

Crows are native birds.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 09:59:54 ago (+3/-0)

We have Crows by the thousands year round.
They will eat whatever fits the throat hole.
They love raw meat protiens like chicken/beef

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 11:46:41 ago (+3/-0)

I try and keep a good relationship with crows but had to set a few of them straight over the years.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 14:07:16 ago (+2/-0)

I don't think these are crows or ravens. Just nigger birds. Idk

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 14:39:36 ago (+2/-0)

Oh it may be those Starlings. They say to kill everyone that you can find. If its not them then it may be what I call "cow turd birds". They're the ones usually out in the field.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 15:56:04 ago (+2/-0)

Birds aren't even real, dude, that's the government

[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 12:28:35 ago (+2/-1)

poison the bird seed. control when its available. crows talk, theyll avoid the seed after a few die.

then return to regular seed.

Shoot sniper the others from an open window, so they dont see you.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 1, 2025 14:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

No. Don't work like jews and niggers do