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Britfags: Why the fuck do you put tuna or sweet corn on pizza?

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 1 monthMar 20, 2025 08:10:06 ago (+19/-1)     (whatever)



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[ - ] Whatthefuck 14 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:00:55 ago (+14/-0)

They never even get to feel the sun on their skin. Let them have their weird food.

I'm way more upset about every pub serving curry but none have steak and kidney pie. What the fuck happened. It's not even a question anymore, just a statement.

[ - ] DivineLight2 -1 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 11:54:53 ago (+1/-2)

I feel more sun in a week than the average fatmerican does in a year, you waddle from car to goyslop and back to car. Fuck a lot of your towns dont even have a "seyedwok".

Stop going to shit hole cities in England. My locals steak pie is legendary and there's no curry option on the menu.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:50:34 ago (+3/-0)

I'm not American my friend.
Steak pie is also not steak and kidney pie.

England is famous for being foggy and gray, my apologies for upsetting you so much. Hope you're enjoying the sun and Pakis!

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:39:58 ago (+2/-0)

Britcucks are absolutely pussy faggots. England is literally a third-world toilet, with jeets and muslims having full reign over the country, while the jewish monarchy laughs. Meanwhile, britcucks try to talk shit about everyone about everyone else. No self-awareness.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:02:51 ago (+0/-0)

No car, we walk through the town or over to the beach in 262 days of sun.

Not big on meat pies, but my grandmother in Georgia made the most amazing snapper turtle pie in 1962 that's ever been made.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 18:44:08 ago (+0/-0)

There it is. The half-inebriated arrogance of our english cousins. Fuck. You are overrun with sub-sahran shitstains. But here you are taking shots at the winners in real life "risk"

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:56:13 ago (+3/-0)

Reminds me when I was traveling in New Zealand and ordered my first burger, those kiwi bastards put beets and carrots on it and it had no cheese. Remember thinking to myself that someone would get shot back in the USA trying to serve this abomination.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 11:19:41 ago (+3/-0)

Only the worst faggot would put tuna on a goddamn pizza. the fuck is wrong with brit cucks? For decades, British women consider it a rite of passage to go to Jamaica and get fucked by niggers. British women are the biggest sex tourists. No wonder British men are gay ass cuck bitches.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 11:00:25 ago (+3/-0)

They smoke fags as well.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:58:38 ago (+2/-0)

I Remember Nine Out Of Ten Doctors Preferred Camel's...

And Burning Faggots Was A Daily Thing Back On The Farm

[ - ] Dr_Mx 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:00:35 ago (+2/-0)

This would make sense if they owned guns.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:21:55 ago (+0/-0)

They call cigarettes “fags”.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 10:38:17 ago (+3/-0)

Japanese Pizza Stands Alone Where Fucked Up Weirdness Is Concerned...

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:08:25 ago (+1/-0)

It's a fun place to explore the food.

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 09:43:38 ago (+6/-3)

sweet corn sounds like it could be good

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 09:52:01 ago (+4/-0)

NO

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 11:19:08 ago (+2/-0)

have you tried?

[ - ] Panic 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 11:52:03 ago (+3/-0)

I used to eat sweet corn raw. It was nice. On pizza? My wife would kill me.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:53:24 ago (+0/-0)

Not raw. As a pizza topping you'd want it dry braised or slightly blackened, perhaps with hot peppers. Not really appropriate for the pizza combos I used to eat. It's probably been 10 or 12 years since I last had one though, and now of course I boycott as many local masker businesses as possible. (which was all of them)

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:52:52 ago (+0/-0)

the corn would be cooked with the pizza...

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:42:20 ago (+0/-0)

You either put Catalina or siracha on pizza. It’s good without it but it’s a nice thing to add. Catalina on pizza is bangin

[ - ] con77 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:50:33 ago (+1/-0)

slap yourself!

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:41:33 ago (+0/-0)

Hell no

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 09:12:38 ago (+2/-0)

The British have some odd ideas on what constitutes proper food. Even Terry Pratchett makes fun of this in one of his Discworld novels when someone orders a banana sushi pizza.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:38:25 ago (+0/-0)

banana sushi pizza

An image search will reveal some real weirdness.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 08:44:35 ago (+2/-0)

WHAT?!?!?! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:29:37 ago (+1/-0)

I might try that.

As long as there are no anchovies anywhere in the vicinity, I'm good.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

Try the corn after blackening or braising it. Don't put 'tuna' on a pizza.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 18:43:18 ago (+1/-0)

I used to order za with anchovies, and death wings, every weekend from a local greasy spoon. One time I showed up to pick it up myself and the entire kitchen emptied out to ooh and aahh and ask me if I was a heavy smoker or had throat cancer.

Flavorlets, I tell ya huwhat.

[ - ] Sniggers 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:50:58 ago (+0/-0)

I've seen sweetcorn with spicy chicken and pepper pizza but there was maybe 20 actual bits of corn so it was next to nothing.

Never seen tuna on a pizza. That sounds jank.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:05:49 ago (+0/-0)

I went to Japan as a foreign exchange student back in high school.
They had what they declared "American Pizza".
It was pizza with corn and shrimp on it.

Now, as an American, I had never heard of this.

But, I have to admit, it was pretty good.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:06:12 ago (+0/-0)

What retards!

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:20:09 ago (+0/-0)

Why don't people put what I like on a pizza instead of things they like?

Dumb question is dumb

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:30:44 ago (+1/-0)

What's your favorite pizza topping Sal? Try to answer without chimping out about Trump.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:09:28 ago (+1/-0)

@Sal_180 only eats kosher pizzas with foreskin and fetus toppings.
Fun Fact, Planned parenthood is always built within tunneling distance of a synagogue and a pizza parlor.

Don't believe me? check google maps.

[ - ] Sal_180 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:14:17 ago (+0/-0)

I love just cheese pizza.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:50:44 ago (+0/-0)

Fair enough. You can't go wrong with a good cheese pizza. I use my cast iron frying pans for deep dish pizza at home, 350g at 68% hydration makes two perfect 11" crusts. Half an ounce of olive oil per pan, press the dough out by hand, par bake it for 10 minutes at 415F on convection before adding the sauce.

Hey look at us, having a civil conversation about pizza! I knew we would be friends eventually.

[ - ] 1point21jiggawatts 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

They put french fries in their "chinese food" too...

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:39:31 ago (+0/-0)

You will be praying for tuna and sweet corn pizza once the only option become Cricket and Roach Pizza.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:11:42 ago (+1/-0)

They will never call it cricket and roach anything.
Just the same as tofurkey contains no turkey and no toes.

[ - ] Bigdeal 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 12:15:10 ago (+0/-0)

Thats nasty.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 11:52:26 ago (+2/-2)

Sweet corn is delicious on pizza. Do you fat fucks only use corn for your syrup and beetus?