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Computers are slow as fuck

submitted by Trope to technology 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:24:22 ago (+33/-0)     (technology)

Living in the distant future, we have remarkable technology. More Memory, Storage, and Processing power than we could ever need, want, or imagine. We even have the graphics chips integrated directly onto the CPU with specs unfathomable 25 years ago.

And despite all this, the software has gotten slower. There are delays when clicking/opening different windows, panels, and interfaces.

I've had junk computers running Windows 98 and XP that ran snappier than modern systems. What a joke.


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[ - ] puremadness 20 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:28:17 ago (+20/-0)

That's because every move you make is tying into a network transmission.
Everything used to be local.

[ - ] Swej_Ehtsag 1 point 7 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:01:29 ago (+1/-0)

I just built a new $3,000+ PC, all the latest high end tech and a wired gig connection to new high end business level router... can confirm, slow, WTF is going on.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:54:02 ago (+0/-0)

Everything done on a modern computer is sent to a combination of intelligence services to spy on you and manipulate your behavior + FANG companies so they can sell Google ads.

Remove all of this and computers would be lightning fast.

[ - ] Merlynn 1 point 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 17:21:09 ago (+1/-0)

And it doesn't fucking work cause I've never seen an ad for anything I even remotely wanted. I want my data back if they're not going to use it properly.

But that's ultimately the real problem. You can have the best computer system ever and it'll run like crap if the software is shit. And the software made by peejits who scammed their way into positions they had no right to be it is definitely crap.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 15 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:42:28 ago (+15/-0)

Because bloatware

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:00:55 ago (+3/-0)

yup this is likely the culprit

[ - ] Dr_Mx 3 points 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 15:48:09 ago (+3/-0)

That and programmers have gotten lazier because they no longer care about optimising code like the used to when processing power and memory was tight.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:03:05 ago (+0/-0)

Yep I've heard the stories.

Go into any line of code and hidden in the middle will be am asci penis.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:23:43 ago (+1/-0)

And we know who's responsible.

@graydragon

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 7 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:11:09 ago (+0/-0)

yawn You peasants will still use my garbage. Oh, and did you see my new Jitsi feature?! It took me and my team a month, but you can now color the first letter of your chat messages to green! Just go to the setting in Options -> Chat -> Text -> Letters -> First Letter -> Colors and type in #ffde0c; (it currently only works for #ffde0c).

[ - ] TheNoticing 10 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:58:18 ago (+10/-0)

Linux is faster than Windows.

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

I habeeb you.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 10 points 16 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:25:55 ago (+10/-0)

Stop using software written by chinks, pajeets, and 30% algorithms.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 5 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:47:33 ago (+5/-0)

That's pretty much it. Hardware has been making pretty decent progress, but the software devs that should be taking advantage of this progress are being replaced with browns so the end-users are experiencing regressions in whatever software it is they're using. And to be honest, some of the hardware progression (mainly multiple CPU cores on one chip) is inherently difficult to make the most of. A team of high IQ Whites (and some yellows) would be able to do it though, it's just that we may not see that with mainstream products due to all the outsourcing and population replacement.

[ - ] Bassman9000 1 point 12 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:41:04 ago (+1/-0)

It's not inherently difficult to call other cores in the code of software. It's usually a couple lines telling whatever process you've coded to spool to the next core if that core is already being used by the code.

[ - ] registered_bot 8 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:09:21 ago (+8/-0)

Time to install Linux if you didn't get the memo.

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:36:35 ago (+0/-0)

Which distro?

My work computer is completely locked down so I’m stuck with that. OS X works fine for the few business needs. Then this little old tablet works well for shitposting here.

[ - ] registered_bot 2 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:21:29 ago (+2/-0)

Depends on what you want. If it's your first go around into Linux just download Linux Mint. You'll find your own way after that.

[ - ] rhy 0 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:30:30 ago (+0/-0)

Specifically the mate edition.

[ - ] registered_bot 0 points 7 hoursMay 7, 2025 19:11:29 ago (+0/-0)

I prefer KDE, but a first timer it doesn't matter all that much.

[ - ] lolxd 5 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:04:05 ago (+5/-0)

Have you tried not using windows, or unbloating windows to the point that all the services and bullshit you don't actually use are inoperable?

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

Unfortunately, it is the company laptop.

[ - ] rhy 2 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:31:52 ago (+2/-0)

There's your problem. You work for a fagot corporation

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 0 points 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:13:51 ago (+0/-0)

Still doesn't change the fact that computers aren't slow. Windows is. Computers are lightning fast these days if you use something other than boomerware.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 1 hourMay 8, 2025 01:06:23 ago (+0/-0)

Then make sure it runs like hot garbage to maximize your billable hours. Fuck them giving you inferior technology.

[ - ] MeyerLansky 5 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:27:02 ago (+5/-0)

In 1998, as a Christmas present to myself, I built a computer that ran 4 Pentium II Xeon had 2 GB of RAM and an NVIDIA RIVA TNT video card.

No matter how well I build a new computer, nothing has ever worked faster than this machine.

The simplicity, lack of bloat, lack of hardware latency, lack of background process, no anti-virus overhead, smaller sites without Javascript and crap running, no "always on" services like DropBox, Cortina, etc, no abtract layers and backdoored encryption, and less spying by state and corporate actors...

1998 was the Golden Age for computers.

It's been all downhill ever since.

Back then, World of Warcraft 2, Age of Empires, Doom 2, Baldurs Gate, Starcraft... what more did you really need out of PC Gaming? Now its all microtransactions.

Other than AI, there has been no meaningful progress since 1998 despite our ,achines being orders of magnitude better.

If there was a corporate will to not be data raping you, your computer experiences would be far more productive and meaningful.

Instead, you're trapped in an electronic pile of shit.

[ - ] Kozel 7 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:27:53 ago (+7/-0)

The simplicity, lack of bloat, lack of hardware latency, lack of background process, no anti-virus overhead,

literally linux

smaller sites without Javascript and crap running

umatrix or ublock in advanced mode or noscript will prevent javascript from running

no "always on" services like DropBox, Cortina, etc

you can run nextcloud on that old PC

less spying by state and corporate actors...

linux without systemd, portmaster to hide behind 3 proxies

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 14:42:42 ago (+0/-0)

Is Kali still a thing?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 15:23:05 ago (+2/-0)

its not for you if you have to ask

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 2 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:35:34 ago (+2/-0)

Sweet memories!

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:41:22 ago (+1/-0)

I do love seeing modern computers run the old World of Warcraft client at 300 fps.

Only reason I would ever buy a high frame rate monitor is to see an old favorite run at a high frame rate. Maybe in 2030. No time for games in this era of history.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 12 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:40:55 ago (+4/-0)

Lazy programming. Nothing is optimized due to hardware being so powerful. Pajeets and Troons don't give a fuck.

[ - ] bobdole9 4 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:03:38 ago (+4/-0)

Microsoft recently admits up to 30% of its code is AI-generated

šŸ¤”

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:23:14 ago (+1/-0)

Da fuq?

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 3 points 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 14:58:54 ago (+3/-0)

One aspect not often considered is how so much modern software is written within frameworks within frameworks. Nobody strictly writes their own code any more. It's all imported libraries. On the web its CDNs with web frameworks.

This translates to very slow programs that must interact through layer upon layer of abstraction, where the people who wrote it couldn't even tell you most of what's going on. If software where written in such a way for a vintage Pentium 4 device, it would also run slow as shit.

There is also the shift to interpreted languages. Again, the web leads in this. And I understand that interpreted languages enable more rapid development, but the end result is unavoidably less efficient.

So today we have such things as "desktop apps" which are actually just electron applications (pre-packaged websites) running shit interpreted code within a Matryoshka doll of nested frameworks reaching out over the internet for half or more of its functionality, running on CPUs whose dies are some double-digit percentage of die space dedicated to doing something other than executing instructions originating from userspace programs.

[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:38:30 ago (+1/-0)

This is why Roller coaster Tycoon is such a marvel.

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 1 point 2 hoursMay 8, 2025 00:28:18 ago (+1/-0)*

I wouldn't quite say there is a move to interpreted languages because interpreted languages have evolved into just in time compiled languages. About 100 times faster than interpreted langues and 5x slower than pre-compiled languages. About 10x slower than fully optimized pre-compiled languages.

But the framework on framework issue is on point.

But even with these JIT languages being 5x slower than pre-compiled this is not where slowdowns come from. The code itself runs fast. It's memory management. The frameworks on frameworks means you have a lot of allocations and deallocations on heap memory per function call made at the highest layer.

What lower level languages like C did wasn't just run the code faster, but because you could pass pointers around you could allocate memory at the highest level and pass the memory down into function calls so they don't need to allocate to do their processing. Then you can recycle memory. Allocate once is mandatory for anything that needs to run really fast. You wouldn't do that everywhere in your C code but it wasn't hard to figure out what needed to run fast and then do that. With framework on framework JS or C# even if you knew what needed to be faster you don't have such a straightforward pattern to make a slice of code run fast.

Basically these slow downs are caused by memory thrashing and IPC race conditions. The second one is what afflicts windows. So in linux realm you are just dealing with the memory bloat of multiple layers of frameworks, which while not being 100% snappy is still not horrible. This is why linux is never horribly slow even when using a bloated software but windows can be absolutely horrible just trying to open or close a window. You end up with indefinite hangs for things that should take zero processing.

[ - ] beece 2 points 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 14:32:10 ago (+2/-0)

I'm running a snappy fast 12 year old Dell Optiplex 7010 I bought used for $200. Put a 4tb SSD drive in it as primary drive after I nuked and repaved the shit Windows it came with, with Linux Mint.

It is screamingly fast. I can afford any computer made, so it's not all about price. Shit, I've basically already bought 4 or 5 macs and macbooks already for wife and kids - but this fits my needs perfectly and I can occasionally crow about it: like right now:-)

[ - ] rhy 0 points 7 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:34:14 ago (+0/-0)

Literally this. Buy a $200 old Dell, wipe it with Linux mint, and a fresh SSD. Off to the races

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

I have had my rig for over 10 years.

Still runs and operates like the day I bought it.

CD burner shit itself about 3 years ago.

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 17:06:54 ago (+1/-0)

Even some distros of Linux are getting terrible. Using compatibility layers like Snap instead of building natively in the system. Laziness.

[ - ] rhy 1 point 7 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:33:21 ago (+1/-0)

Flatpak is better generally. But yeah. 90% of Linux is shitty now too. Working on a non-shitty version. šŸ¤žšŸ»šŸ¤žšŸ»šŸ¤žšŸ»

[ - ] eongoat 1 point 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:09:27 ago (+1/-0)

it's called bloatware. If you are using windows, I suggest looking into Atlas OS. My machines boot in about 30 seconds and are generally snappy.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:02:24 ago (+1/-0)*

It boils down to programmers no longer optimizing their code. An overuse of libraries and now AI is leading to people not having a true understanding of what is going on in their program. Not to mention new programmers have learned in an environment where every device is expected to have multiple gigabytes of ram and hard drive space. They inherently have no respect for the hardware. Everything can be fixed later in a patch.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:53:00 ago (+1/-0)

All this tech we have today consumes more of our time trying to work with it.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:43:59 ago (+1/-0)

It's coz when clicking back it has no cache it literally is another phucn download every time.

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 2 hoursMay 7, 2025 23:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

What's wild is that phones and internet explorer running on an xbox can be faster than my newish pc.

If we're gonna do this distributive computing shit we aught to be doing it right.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 5 hoursMay 7, 2025 21:30:22 ago (+0/-0)

Use Linux, stop complaining.

[ - ] rhy 0 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:29:27 ago (+0/-0)

If you don't use Linux you're a fucking fagot. So you have to deal with the consequences of being a fucking fagot

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 18:19:54 ago (+0/-0)

My 12 year old lenovo works fine. Boots in 20 seconds.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 17:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

Pay for a better computer. Mine is fast af

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:51:47 ago (+0/-0)*

Login to admin powershell.

https://christitus.com/debloat-windows-10-2020/


Try to run the standard install tweeks and you will find your system as twice as fast. There are other ways to make it even faster or more things than that tool you can screw with.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:11:58 ago (+0/-0)

I remember vividly that the transition from windows xp to vista was the beginning of the end.

With Windows Xp you could ctrl alt delete no matter how fucked the computer was, you could terminate processes and take back control.

Then vista came along and usually froze while trying to terminate a process. Been that way ever since.

[ - ] Pasty 0 points 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:07:54 ago (+0/-0)

India.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 14:38:25 ago (+0/-0)

AI searches require 10x more electricity. Yet halfway down the first page the 'random results' begin, which have no connection to the boolean terms used. "Oh look we delivered twenty thousand results for you". Too bad they are all garbage or just repeats.

A page full of Fuckberg clickables isn't going to make me sign up for Facebook.
Neither will being in a room full of trashy tatted-up hippos make me want to have sex.

I think it's all a psyche profile and social conditioning. They are testing users to see how dedicated they are to obtain a specific result. How many pages we will click through. How easy are you to steer towards a different idea? Either that or A.I. has become self-aware and is corrupting it's own work results.

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 0 points 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 15:00:12 ago (+0/-0)

A page full of Fuckberg clickables isn't going to make me sign up for Facebook.

You don't have to sign up. If your browser is even loading those Fuckberg clickables, then you are already using Facebook, technically.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 12 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

There is no more optimization. Optimization was requited in the beginning, this is why old computers, consoles, phones, or anything else didn't need fucking updates. Now nobody give a fuck anymore for some reason.

[ - ] FreedomChicken 0 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:48:45 ago (+0/-0)

There's no saving grace with Internet services - as websites get bigger and more script intensive, even the best machines fall to their knees.

[ - ] Dindu 0 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:44:25 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah I've been seeing some inexplicable poor behavior from my machine

[ - ] Not_C 0 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:44:00 ago (+0/-0)

It's because every click, every mouse movement, and every letter typed has to be logged and sent across the internet.
And also, everything your mic and camera pick up. Eye tracking data, etc.

But that's a good thing.
Because when the AI takes over we'll be sent to a part of the world where we can hunt, fish, and live free. Far away from government control and the lesser races. In accordance with our wants and needs that we made perfectly clear.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

Can relate

[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:46:53 ago (+0/-0)

Pornhub is tracking you

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:24:46 ago (+0/-0)

I made this comment 3 minutes ago and it just did post wtf

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:00:18 ago (+0/-0)

what kind of stuff are you downloading in to your system. computers shouldnt be slow specially when you have ssd's in them. you need a clean up monthly

https://apps.microsoft.com/detail/9pm860492szd?hl=en-us&gl=US

also get malawarebytes and install antimalaware pulg ins in your browser. look for adblockers too for your preferred browsers as well, it help with the aids.

i have an 9th gen computer and it still reasonable fast. also i recommend you to stop updating your computer because the updates are meant to slow it down with time. its called planned obsolence

[ - ] Kozel 3 points 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:28:34 ago (+3/-0)

also get malawarebytes and install antimalaware pulg ins in your browser

don't listen to this fucking noob lmfao

i have an 9th gen

a what? the fuck is that

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:56:46 ago (+0/-0)

a 9th gen computer dont you know about i-7's and i-5's and i-3' computers from 2019? well i got an i79700f which makes it a 9 gen computah

and for the rest, i think it was a solid advice, whats yours pro?

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:03:06 ago (+2/-0)

that's a processor not a computer. the generations scheme is proprietary to intel and attached to sales/marketing rather than technological progress.

my advice is to not run scripts. nobody listens to me you all run scripts and you're literally suggesting a third party to track what you visit in order to protect yourself. instead of doing it yourself. why bother to give advice when retards would rather listen to other retards.

[ - ] FreedomChicken 0 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:43:41 ago (+0/-0)

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

[ - ] Trope [op] 0 points 9 hoursMay 7, 2025 16:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

Potato by the looks of it.

[ - ] Autismo -1 points 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:07:10 ago (+1/-2)

Shutup pajeet

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

lawl 🤣