Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Let’s say it is 2:30 AM. You just walked 4/5 of a mile and then were returning home after another maybe 3/4ths, but 5 blocks away from home, you have explosive diarrhea about to come out and you squat behind the bushes of a church. What is the hail mary /our father situation there?

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Israel has a version of Sesame Street teaching Judaism, called Shalom Sesame (en.wikipedia.org)

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Any of you Egyptian history spurgs know if this is true? Apparently there’s no Egyptian historical records of jews being persecuted at all? (AskUpgoat)

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Never heard this claim before yesterday.

Also heard the claim there’s no historical record of the biblical king David’s existence. At least not from any other neighbouring ruler anywhere near his alleged lifetime

My buddy went on a river adventure today and sent me this video. Looks like fun! (files.catbox.moe)

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US says it will no longer mediate in Russia-Ukraine peace talks (www.msn.com)

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'Never seen anybody this incompetent': Sen. Warner says Hegseth is the 'worst' Defense Secretary (www.msnbc.com)

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Germany claims AFD needs to be banned because extremist (www.euractiv.com)

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Germany ‘has rebuilt the Berlin Wall’ – Vance (www.rt.com)

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Here's Your "Queen of Saying Nigger" a Literal WHORE With Profiles on Escort Sites (x.com)

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