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submitted by boekanier to Jokes 1 minute ago (+0/-0)

The mayor visits a farm and of course the press is there too. Afterwards the mayor says to the journalist:
- I hope the title of your article won't be: 'The mayor with the pigs' or something like that.
The next day there is a photo in the newspaper with the text underneath: 'The mayor, third from the left'.

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Second US Navy jet is lost at sea from Truman aircraft carrier (www.cnn.com)

submitted by Sal_180 to news 16 minutes ago (+0/-1)

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Female cops when they see themselves in a mirror (pomf.lain.la)

submitted by boekanier to funny 31 minutes ago (+3/-0)

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This is an adult man (x.com)

submitted by GreatSatan to Shitskins 1 hour ago (+0/-0)

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Russia’s Oreshnik Missile: How Far it Can Reach? (sputnikglobe.com)

submitted by boekanier to RealWhatever 1 hour ago (+0/-0)

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Marijuana causes homosexuality, over 50% of all homosexuals use marijuana while less than 5% of straight people do. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by muh_pseudonym_muffuguh to whatever 1 hour ago (+3/-4)

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Ever wonder why so see the fag flag in the front window of ever marijuana store? Now you know.

Elon Musk scene in Iron man 2 (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by GreatSatan to whatever 1 hour ago (+2/-1)

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Marijuana causes homosexuality, over 50% of all homosexuals use marijuana while less than 5% of straight people do. (whatever)

submitted by muh_pseudonym_muffuguh to whatever 1 hour ago (+2/-3)

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IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT BOLSHEVIK JEWS REGULARLY IMPALED WHITE RUSSIAN SLAVS AFTER THE OVERTHROW OF THE TSAR (HDLunited)

submitted by Zyklonbeekeeper to HDLunited 1 hour ago (+3/-0)

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JUDEO BOLSHEVIKS were masters of "bestial torture". Jews find entertainment in the suffering of others.

I have zero sympathy for a hurting jew...when, not if, but when their time comes I'll have ear plugs ready.

Hero minivan driver does what we've all wanted to do to a faggot motorcyclist at one point or another (www.youtube.com)

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to videos 1 hour ago (+5/-1)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOz6Lvg_p7o

https://www.fox10tv.com/2025/05/07/driver-arrested-after-minivan-seen-ramming-motorcycle-apparent-road-rage-incident/

Is Shindler's List a tragedy or comedy? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Master_Foo to AskUpgoat 1 hour ago (+2/-1)

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Bonus question, what should we think about people who can't answer this question?

Fiverr CEO to employees: "Here is the unpleasant truth: AI is coming for your jobs. Heck, it's coming for my job too. This is a wake up call." (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Niggly_Puff to AI 2 hours ago (+4/-2)

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Now Playing: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) (cytu.be)

submitted by iSnark to movies 2 hours ago (+3/-0)

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30 White people vs Yakub (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by GreatSatan to whowouldwin 2 hours ago (+10/-0)

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"Weimar Problems Require Weimar Solutions." - CongressGoblin ((( Rosa Delauro ))) loses it when confronted with facts that don't fit her agenda. (x.com)

submitted by KosherHiveKicker to whatever 2 hours ago (+3/-0)

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https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/1919811901782905170

((( Rosa DeLauro ))) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_DeLauro

Kikepedia has scrubbed her entry...

It's husband... ((( Stan Greenburg ))) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Greenberg

gibby haynes and company acting like spaz attention whore retards on the trailer/bus at lolapalooza (www.youtube.com)

submitted by oppressed to punk 2 hours ago (+2/-0)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYlcxBE5dh0

all the 80s and 90s bands were just actors selling an image, an avatar, like Bill Corgan. white people acted like some goofy losers. we can see why jews hated us, non-jews can seem sinful, dirty, wild, ignorant heathens, to a righteous person. im not saying jews are generally righteous, but the bible is, and some of the jewish faith is righteous.

podesta corruption (twitter.com)

submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 2 hours ago (+6/-0)