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Kozel
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There's a guy at my gym that I hate     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago

37 comments

There's this fucking guy. Looks like a self induced hall of cost victim that drinks soylent all day. Skinny and lanky and super soy looking with no chin. Anyway, first time I saw him a month or two ago he was wearing a Kabbala Harris shirt. And I thought to myself, you don't need to wear that shirt everyone knows. Well, last week this faggot showed up wearing a blue mask. And I couldn't help but point him out to my gym buddy and laugh. And he saw us sniggering. And I saw his gay ass today, once again wearing a blue mask, trying to do pullups way too close to some big brown guy. I looked at him and just shook my head. He's the only fucker with a mask on. Must be some new strain of monkey pox going around on CNN.
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Web Browser telemetry - 2025 edition     (sizeof.cat)

submitted by Kozel to Privacy 2 weeks ago

1 comments

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Cocaine and Space War Dream     (Dreamworlds)

submitted by Kozel to Dreamworlds 2 weeks ago

5 comments

Some good shit today. After leg day ate a bunch of chicken and zinc and magenisum and went to sleep. Had a dream where I was in some old office I worked at 15+ years ago, and the old fart boss showed up, and some woman was testing me to give me a job, and she gave me some written logic puzzle where I was to decipher some code. And amazingly the letters didn't move around and were consistent but I got bored of trying to solve it and went home. But instead I walked into some hotel, and it smelled like cocaine, so I found where the smell was coming from and stole all the cocaine and shot a bunch of cartel people, and then I took a train and got off in the middle of nowhere and the old fart boss was like wtf dude you left the interview, and I split the cocaine with him and we walked off into the sunset.

But then, I was a maintenance worker on a underwater military bases. And Russia wiped out a squad of elite US space marines from some orbital station. So things were tense. And I was going around various underwater bases doing maintenance and running information from one Russian official to another. And somehow ended up attached to some marine group and we raided a NATO underwater base and stole some space fighter. And we left the underwater base actually came out from the moon. And we were flying to make re-entry onto Earth but I was like wait don't just go straight down through the van allen belt its going to cook us lets make the approach from one of the poles. So we went to make an approach through one of the poles but the pole was hollow and inside the pole was another planet! And it was surrounded with lightning and its topography was changing when the lightning flashed, one moment it looked like the earth, then lightning flashed and it was a desert mars like planet, then something completely different. I told them forget about returning to command they've been keeping us in the dark lets land on that planet.
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((WASSON WATCH)))     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Wristwatches 3 weeks ago

2 comments

Did they grift you?
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Escape From The ZOG     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Zogbots 3 weeks ago

11 comments

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Christianic Rituals     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to TrueChristians 3 weeks ago

7 comments

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Go Back, We Fucked Up     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to technology 3 weeks ago

11 comments

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Stupid nigger hanging out in my blindspot as I'm reverse parking     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Niggerz 3 weeks ago

4 comments

stupid ass nigger i don't even think he was doing an insurance scam he's just a stupid nigger who thinks its a good idea to skulk behind a car with its reverse lights on and hide behind pillars. Almost ran his stupid ass over. standing half a foot behind the passenger rear corner peaking over. I honked at him and yelled at him for hanging out behind my car like a retard.

had i been in his situation I would have walked IN FRONT of the car. that's where his fucking destination was. In front. Why the fuck did he walk behind me. I fucking swear this nigger would have had me caught up in some bullshit by being an idiot and I would have been blamed for running his dumbass over.

picture is his face after being honked and yelled at where he finally exits the blind spot and then

plenty of fucking room in front of me no oncoming cars this stupid fuck has made me upset
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Selfish Curry Nigger Gets Ticket     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 3 weeks ago

32 comments

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Voodoo and Serano "Blood is Pumping"      (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Kozel to music 4 weeks ago

5 comments

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Drunk Pathetic Spic Ruins White Man's Day     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 4 weeks ago

15 comments

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Another Spic & Run     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 4 weeks ago

9 comments

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Foot Fetish Desktop Environment is Antifa     (nitter.poast.org)

submitted by Kozel to Linux 4 weeks ago

5 comments

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Felony Spic and Run     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 4 weeks ago

5 comments

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Almonds: Activated     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Catholicism 1 month ago

23 comments

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Hmmmm... 🤔     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Tartaria 1 month ago

9 comments

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New Earth Just Dropped: Toroid Earth     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to flatearth 1 month ago

7 comments

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In 1910, the global population was about 1/3rd white, today it is 1/13 white     (nitter.poast.org)

submitted by Kozel to WakeUpWhitePeople 1 month ago

32 comments

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O2 VoLTE: locating any customer with a phone call     (mastdatabase.co.uk)

submitted by Kozel to Privacy 1 month ago

0 comments

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Disgusting     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 1 month ago

6 comments

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LIVER = SUPERFOOD     (PimsGym)

submitted by Kozel to PimsGym 1 month ago

56 comments

I gotta tell you guys

I was struggling after a few hard days at the gym. Everything sore. Tired.

And then I fried some chicken liver.

And as soon as I took my first bite it was ecstasy. Instantly my fatigue went away. Next day my muscle aches were gone. Incredible food. If you're not eating it you're probably gay. $1.9 per LB at Winco.
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Nom nom nom 🤤     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Food 1 month ago

9 comments

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Want.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to cars 1 month ago

7 comments

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Hero Driver Restores Order     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 1 month ago

25 comments

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Babby is healed with first personalized gene-editing treatment     (www.nytimes.com)

submitted by Kozel to Health 1 month ago

2 comments

> To accomplish that feat, the treatment is wrapped in fatty lipid molecules to protect it from degradation in the blood on its way to the liver, where the edit will be made. Inside the lipids are instructions that command the cells to produce an enzyme that edits the gene. They also carry a molecular GPS — CRISPR — which was altered to crawl along a person’s DNA until it finds the exact DNA letter that needs to be changed.