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First song I listen to this year

Cover of the original song by the band The Band

I just got woken up, on my fucking day off, by some hair brained ghetto fucking porch monkey asking me if my wife, who also has the god damn day off because it's her fucking BIRTHDAY goddamnit, asking me if she just got in a traffic accident with him. I answer the door with not but a robe and my sig ready to go all the fuck the way.

God damned monkey fuck. I didn't get to bed until 3, didn't get out of work until fuckin midnight, and I really wanted to sleep the fuck in a little. Fuck. Now I'm up. Good morning assholes. Fuck.

As a condition of my probation I'm being told that I need to go to 90 AA meetings in 90 days. Not just that, but my probation officer expects me to build a community there of people that will give me rides to and from these meetings, and basically make it my life now. I know that AA is close enough to a religious doctrine that the supreme court considers meetings religious services. On top of that, I've been sober since June and have no problem with staying that way. Is this shit legal, and how can I fight it if it's not?

This shit has me fucked up. I'm fundamentally opposed to the ideology of weakness that is AA. If I'm honest in meetings people aren't going to be volunteering to give me rides anywhere. I've already spent $1500 on Uber the past few months getting to this outpatient shit fuckin rehab that I completed already, I can't afford to keep spending this kind of money. I need some advice here, cause I'm starting to have some really bad ideas.

New nigger at work and it's fucking retarded. Three different people had to tell it on three separate occasions that the dish machine needs water in it to wash dishes. Everytime this nigger asks me a question I have to get it to repeat itself like three times because I don't understand nigger mumble. Fuckin retard was asked to portion product into 6oz portions, the number of portions that were correct were so few they had to be accidental. Fuckin thing will probably get fired tomorrow. Try to explain to this thing how to do a specific task and it looks at me like it's about to reinforce stereotypes and then fucks the task all the way up.

On a lighter side, I've been calling it by the wrong name this whole time. It's name is Niko, but I've been calling it mico. Mico means monkey in Spanish.

Bully the Weak

I used to work with this guy named Dan. I'm using the word "work" very loosely in this context, fuckin dude was lazy as shit. Dan is a kike and a member of the writers guild. He had written parts of a show that were bought by Netflix. He had credit for that work and his royalties jewed from him, so he moved back home to mommy and took a job tending bar. He was also an amateur comedian, and he used to pitch his bits to me.

Ok, so one day he comes in and he's got a new joke he wants to pitch. Fucker's excited, thinks he's got a real humdinger of a gut buster on his hands here. The joke starts off with him witnessing a mother screaming at her toddler. In his jew mind he imagines that's what must have happened to Hitler and now to prevent another Hitler he has to kill that baby. I just give him a "dude, fuck's wrong with you?" look, and tell him I think it needs some work.

So this, for me, really distills the jew mindset. I was only just starting to really know about jews when I worked with Dan, so this really aided in my understanding.

So yeah, we got a kike constantly thinking about Hitler and looking for any excuse to kill a White child and they think it's just the funniest shit ever. Don't know what made me think about that this morning, but thought I'd submit it for your consideration.

TL;DR? Nigger

My ginger is flowering, popped open this afternoon. Shitty pic cause it's night. Guess I'll have to bring that one inside so it doesn't get scorched by the wind. Ginger flowers smell amazing, by the way. Usually they attract hummingbirds, we'll see how it tolerates being indoors for a bit.

First, they're all a bunch of fucking liars. You telling me that we can land a remote controlled robot of fuckin Mars, drive that nigger around taking pictures and drilling holes and shit, but you mother fuckers can't accurately tell me if it's gonna rain tomorrow? Fucking. Bull. Fucking. Shit. I ain't I ain't buying that shits, it's fuckin too expensive. Y'all mother fuckers can control the god damn weather, you can can tell me if it's gonna fuckin rain tomorrow.

Second, and this almost pisses me off more, is the flimsy fuckin language they get away with using. There's not a god damn difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny. Why the two terms? Because they're trying to emotionally manipulate people, and it fuckin works! Another one is chance of rain, fuck chance of rain. They'll tell you that there's a 90% chance of rain and you won't see a fuckin drizzle. What does it even mean? Like, 90% of the area MIGHT get rain? Like there's a 90% chance that it rains for a minute, or it's gonna rain for 90% of the day? Be specific you cunts.

This brings me to my third gripe, arguably the biggest. Storm predictions. Fuck your spaghetti models, cones of probability, and European climate models. You know exactly where the fuck a big storm is gonna hit, just tell those people. Nah, instead what they do is this fear based BROADcasting to get everyone within 200 miles of the Gulf or Atlantic to panic buy beer, plywood, gas, water, and whatever the fuck else their scared minds think they might need if the power goes out for a couple weeks. Meanwhile, BP, Home Depot, and Anheuser Busch are rubbing their hands and licking their lips. It's fuckin sick, if you have never seen someone in the grips of hurricane fear, it is fucking sick.

So yeah, fuck those guys. TL;DR the weather channel is fake news and fuck you too.

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