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Her0n
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 1337 (+1420/-83)
ccp: 13266 (+14127/-861)
votes given: 11552 (+8427/-3125)
score: 14603





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When I need my spirits lifted (jewTube warning)     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to TheEternalJew 2.8 years ago

3 comments

I wish I could watch it. I wish to have participated.
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Flat earther recruiting strategy, does it work?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.8 years ago

113 comments

I get you want to expand your sphere of influence, but is this shit slinging, autistic screeching actually bringing quality members into your community?

Why not make your own sub and sticky the introductory material?

From my perspective it seems like the flat earthers here are far too antagonistic to effectively recruit, am I wrong?

Catch more flys with honey than salt imo.
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Guess the race     (www.sbsun.com)

submitted by Her0n to Niggers 2.8 years ago

19 comments

I fucked up the link, this is the correct one.

https://www.sbsun.com/2022/08/19/3-starving-ducks-found-with-their-beaks-severed-at-mile-square-park-in-fountain-valley/
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jews tell the truth in their marriage ceremony     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.8 years ago

8 comments

When they smash the glass to officiate the wedding this symbolizes their plans for destruction.

The more expensive the glass, the better.

The destruction of hard work and effort of goyim cheered on by crooning kikes.

They show how much destruction they can and plan to continue to bring to the goyim through this unholy union.

My in-laws seem to love this filth, they watch it on TV almost every day. White men marrying chubby likes (kikes) and everyone is happy to see it! I only saw the very end of the ceremony as I was bringing in veggies from the garden, I asked if they want to go start a fire for the BBQ, distract them from the TV.

I can see why my wife is the outcast in her father's side! She warned me it was bad.

What other truths expose the jews plans in their wedding ceremonies? I don't know them all.
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Another rambling post from Her0n     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 2.9 years ago

15 comments

TL;DR

I read repair manuals to lift my spirits. Philosophy isn't the only nonfiction one can consume.


I haven't read any books in weeks. It's not normal for me to not read something when I'm winding down each night.

I got back into it though. I needed to brush up on some cnc programming material and couldn't bear it.

I went to my physical library and pulled an old book I haven't read in years; Haynes small engine repair.

https://lulabi.live/download/4663026-free-small-engine-repair-manual-5-20-horsepower-haynes-techbook

It was nostalgic, if that makes sense, and got me into the mood to sit down and trudge through a new programming style I don't want to learn.

I like how I can use old and new tech though, it gets you so much money reliably if you can fix and operate everything.

That's all I really have to say, as if it wasn't enough already.
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Got a call from the police today     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.9 years ago

26 comments

Begging for some shekels. When I responded with "I already pay my taxes." There was a long pause, then he responds with his "Thanks for your time" line. He sounded hurt when he said it, I hope he eats a bullet tonight. By his own hands of course, I'm no terrorist!

What should I say next time? I'm think something along the lines of calling out his kike masters.
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Rating women     (ThotPatrol)

submitted by Her0n to ThotPatrol 2.9 years ago

23 comments

The common scale is zero to ten.

I prefer zero to two.

Zero = never fuck her, basically invisible

One = I'd fuck her, but I will deny fucking her.

Two = I'd tell people I want her and if asked (and it were true) I would say yes I fucked her.

It confuses the women as well because the scale is so different, but it's very simple.


What are your thoughts?
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Why do jews everywhere have the same accent?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 2.9 years ago

21 comments

There's no way an accent is genetic, unless they really are reptoid aliens and I'm the retard.

Of course niggers have a genetic accent, we all know they are unaltered ape-men.
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Give me your best 9:11 breakup texts     (Jokes)

submitted by Her0n to Jokes 2.9 years ago

28 comments

My inlaw is over to have a lazy Sunday with us. Here's some of what we've said

"This breakup was an inside job."

"This relationship is crumbling."

"Sometime I feel terrorized by you."

"I feel we used to fly high, but now we've crashed. Twice."

"I think your bush ruined this relationship."

"Your suffocating me with 120 stories of rubble."

"I feel like I'd rather jump than burn up in this relationship."

Anything to add?

Bonus points for antisemitism!
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Alright which one of you did it?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 3.0 years ago

8 comments

Voat goat role call, who snapped in niggernois?
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The gods be praised     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 3.0 years ago

32 comments

Fuck you, I'm feeling great and I'm going to share it.

The first harvest has come and gone, more than what we expected. Very busy with storage processes now. Trading some excess away to the neighbors. They gave us some chicken meat.

The rabbits had some beautiful kits that all sold as pets, I think. We bought a mini jersey and a baby goat. The plants are doing amazing, only have one gypsum moth caterpillar so far. It's dead now.

The boy has his front two teeth broken through, they are adorable, this is the best thing I've ever done with myself. He's trying to stand on his own, yet he can't crawl forward, go figure.

Be thankful and praise the sun. We need to enjoy our time here, no matter how bleak it may seem at times.

I'm going to rotate the humanure into the regular compost tomorrow morning before the sun starts heating things up more.

It can't all be glorious, otherwise I wouldn't appreciate this beautiful night, before the poo.
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Shout-out from that dude who bred with a kike! jewtube warning     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 3.0 years ago

10 comments

JP Sears gives us goats a shout-out. I'd leave him a living message about the jew he cums into, but YouTube has me banned forever on all my accounts.
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"You guys are lucky, you have an easy baby!"     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 3.0 years ago

65 comments

Am I too cynical about this?

We hear this from family and friends all the time about our boy. He isn't perfect, he cries and fusses like any other baby. I'm sure there are different "difficultly" levels of babies but all we do is watch his signs. Rubbing his eyes? He's sleepy. Trying to "eat" your knees or hands? He's hungry. All we do is observe his behavior and do what we think he's signaling to us.

Are that many people unable to read non-verbal ques?

Let know how wrong you think I am
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This scientific genius     (www.talk.lol)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 3 years ago

0 comments

One month old account. Tired of how obvious you all are, do better.

You wouldn't be bored all day if you actually did something useful with your life, jew.
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What should we call a White man who has no soul?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 3 years ago

13 comments

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Let’s get joker to follow jew loopholes in laws.     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 3.1 years ago

0 comments

I’m banned from YouTube commenting. Someone please suggest he do legal sucking off of jew babies by practicing Metzitzah B’peh. He starts out by explaining that he’s become a mohelim, then explains what he has planned for tomorrow, a bris. Then explain that he will be performing the metzitzah b’peh for his first of many to come. Then he offers to perform Batman’s next, with the mask on of course!

Please do something like that.
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Jews “made” the atomic bomb     (www.bitchute.com)

submitted by Her0n to conspiracy 3.2 years ago

16 comments

I question how sand didn’t turn into glass in the 90,000 Fahrenheit zone…
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Draining the Ganges     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 3.3 years ago

22 comments

It’s important to take time to relax and enjoy the fruits of your labors. I took the family up to visit the in-laws and my extended. “The RV sewage line drainage protocol” is boring, so I called it the title above. My wife has now demanded that we work together to do the same for every task.

Anyone want to help me find some rv tasks related to kikes? Target all minorities of course, but I prefer Jews and gooks, those are her favorite to go after.
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This is why I charge over 300/hr when I travel…     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Her0n to MADNIGGERS 3.5 years ago

9 comments

This is why I prefer to work remotely. Sometimes it can’t be avoided that issues still arise and the trip gets extended. Never deal with niggers, they can’t handle anything going unexpectedly.

Part one: https://files.catbox.moe/xhchsq.jpeg

Part two: https://files.catbox.moe/c7oowb.jpeg

Clearly this is all my fault, “damn Whitey tryina keep a nigga down!”

I was tempted to leave it’s number visible, maybe I’ll share it if it persists after this.
The fucker tried to price gouge me like crazy, wanted 2.5 times the amount that Uber charged. I don’t pay it, the customer does, but I was still disgusted by their jewry.

Stand firm brothers.
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Always trust your gut     (NiggerLoversExposed)

submitted by Her0n to NiggerLoversExposed 3.5 years ago

24 comments

Point and laugh at the race mixing gook lover!

https://www.talk.lol/viewpost?postid=61cccfea08fac&commentid=61cd0c44ef5bf

I knew something was wrong with this moron, now he’s confirmed what it is.
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The state of weak men on talk.lol     (whatever)

submitted by Her0n to whatever 3.5 years ago

61 comments

I’m noticing things again. Another round of new (to me) names posting faggotry, again.

The real question is kike shill, niggers, or schlomo schlomenstein himself?

Fuck niggerball, sitting on your ass and watching niggers throw balls is not what makes a man. Go the fuck outside and build something you useless sack of shit. This is why women don’t desire you, this is why you are sad and alone, yet surrounded by other consoomers. You’re lives are devoid of any and all meaning, and you only have yourself to blame at this point.

These new voices are also spouting weak ass memes as if that will not change anything. When I call them out they screech and fail to realize the good that can be found in the hard truths of life. That learning a skill, no matter how small, will always vastly outweigh that game you watched last week.

I do thank all of you though, for you all set the bar so fantastically low that all it takes to impress a decent woman is being able to cook and build things with only a rudimentary skill set! Thank you, weak men, without you I would have had to try even harder to beat my “competition”.

I never thought I’d say this but here I am, this site is rapidly dropping in quality. When you real goats are tired of this shit you can come join me at the usual spot. Maybe we can start expanding my homestead to accommodate some motivated men with strong families. Just to crush the jews a niggers hopes some more; Its Whites only territory.

Weak men disgust me. Kill yourselves so you save me time later.
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I witnessed the second Holocaust today     (whatever)

submitted by Her0n to whatever 3.5 years ago

65 comments

Went to the bank to deposit some fiat shekels to pay for my wifi. While there an unmasked jew was kvetching about his 100k transfer not going through immediately. He had gotten a “business payment” from his partner in israel. As he was whining I looked over to him and began telling him that “this is unacceptable that these filthy goyim think they can slow down his jewry! This is another Holocaust and I can’t believe that neo-Hitler was even hired at bank of Weimarica! We need to show the world how evil these people are before they lock you in the safe and start hotboxxing you with farts!” After he stumbled to screech a “how dare you!” I shouted Oy vey! Yell some more at these filthy wage slaves for daring to treat you as an equal! Call the ADL!” As I walked out the door.

The bank workers had no idea what to do. The kike smelled from over ten feet away, I wonder why they never clean themselves yet they taught us how to be clean?
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Is this an overreaction?     (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to AskUpgoat 3.5 years ago

59 comments

The MIL bought us some blankets for the boy, very nice thing to have. About an hour later my wife burned some of the blankets in the fireplace. I didn’t know until the smell hit… Thankfully they were cotton and not some crazy plastic garbage. When I asked her why, she showed me the tiny six pointed stars all over one of them as she threw it into the fire. “I put them where they belong…”

Her mother is now furious with her ‘for overreacting’. Wife says it’s about no one having kike symbolism.

Other than talking to you guys about it I’m staying out of it. I do find it funny as fuck though
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Homemade electrolyzer     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Her0n to preppers 3.6 years ago

11 comments

Use saltwater instead of fresh to get chlorine gas.
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Pediatrician was actually good     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Her0n to TellUpgoat 3.6 years ago

22 comments

Deal with my hopefulposting:

Took the boy to his new doc, weight is great and all is well! When the vaccinations question came up we said we don’t want any, the doc said schools will require it. I said we plan on homeschooling and she said “fantastic! I don’t want him to be poked if he’s not going to need it!” She never brought them up again and was asking if we knew what system we wanted to use. She told me she didn’t vaccinate her babies (who are all over the age of 16 now) and home schools them all.

I think I found a good one!