"side effects may include suicidal thoughts, paranoia, rage, hives, diarrhea, cough, lack of sleep, too much sleep, loss of appetite, sexual disfunction, blurred vision, backache, irritability, depression.
contact your doctor if you begin bleeding from the eyes, anus, urethra, or ears.
the negro behind the counter didnt have 10, $5's. I began suggesting other combinations of bills that would work. I had only gone through a couple when he literally froze up.
I could see he was struggling to keep up so I slowly repeated the simplest alternitive. he then reset, counted out the bills I had suggested, and handed them to me. he sheepishly apologized! I, being gracious, said "YOURE GOOD MAN".
HE REALIZED THAT HE WAS IN THE PRESENCE OF A SUPERIOR INTELLECT.