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GOATMAN
Member for: 4.1 years

scp: 30 (+31/-1)
ccp: 131 (+139/-8)
votes given: 283 (+270/-13)
score: 161





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GOATMAN 1 point 1.8 years ago

Why would the French have a protest sign written in English?


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GOATMAN 0 points 2.2 years ago*

Or it could be they took off straight into a thunderstorm with high winds because profit>people.


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GOATMAN 2 points 2.2 years ago

Investigate is kind of a stretch. CTEH the environmental consulting company in question is usually on the side of the people that caused the spill or whatever. Their bread and butter is providing expert testimony as a defense. The people on board were most likely in route to set up air/water quality monitoring. Then a toxicologist reviews that data and says it's below the threshold of being harmful.


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.2 years ago

I second, duke dog proof traps. Marshmallows work well as bait too. Rip them in half, stuck half in the edge and the rest down in the tube.


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.4 years ago

Wait.... Which one is the monkey monster?


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.6 years ago

Shoulders are too broad, neck is too thick.


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GOATMAN 0 points 2.8 years ago

What movies are based on Louis L'amour stories? He been on my "I'll read it some day" list for years.


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GOATMAN 3 points 2.8 years ago

You have a statue in your yard?


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GOATMAN 15 points 2.9 years ago

Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!


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GOATMAN 0 points 2.9 years ago

Grandma has the best memes


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GOATMAN 0 points 2.9 years ago

What are you going to plant?


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GOATMAN 6 points 2.9 years ago

Smell the same in every language too.


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GOATMAN 4 points 2.9 years ago

Why did they show the bubba gump shrimp co?


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.9 years ago

We're too comfortable. The government is completely corrupt and the voters have no control. But on the whole the standard of living is high enough people aren't willing to risk death or prison to confront it.


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.9 years ago

I'm on board. Only net positive tax payers should have the right to vote.


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.9 years ago

Tack the right to vote on there too. If can't take care of yourself, you lose the right to reproduce and the right to direct the government.


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GOATMAN 11 points 2.9 years ago

Dealing with them as low level bureaucrats is even worse. A low iq sheboon will turn a minor administrative issue in to a nightmare, everytime.


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GOATMAN 2 points 2.9 years ago

Running a diesel engine on waste cooking oil.

https://www.treehugger.com/waste-vegetable-oil-wvo-part-1-85146


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GOATMAN 2 points 2.9 years ago

Have you considered the diesel to cooking oil conversion route or a bio diesel still?


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GOATMAN 1 point 2.9 years ago

Maybe it's sinister black ops shit or it could be what happens when you station 3 regiments of airborne infantry made up of 18 to 21 year old wild asses in a city with high drug and crime rates. When I was there if the post went 82 days with out a death we got a 3 day weekend. That counter rarely climbed past the 30s.


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GOATMAN 0 points 2.9 years ago

Not personally, but my dad. Ended up needing a small section of his colon removed. He was back up and around pretty quick. No long term issues.


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GOATMAN 0 points 2.9 years ago

Seems to be a reoccurring theme here....


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GOATMAN 8 points 2.9 years ago

This played a major role in killing my home town. There was a good side and a bad side of town. A couple of low rent apartment complexes opened just on the edge of the good side. Now the schools are trash.


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GOATMAN 4 points 2.9 years ago

Nail on the head. This post boils down to "seeing an attractive, feminine woman makes me feel like such a man!" That's what's supposed to happen. Lean into the I'm a man impulse.


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