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Title: “The Great Indus Water Scam”

It was a quiet afternoon in Islamabad when Pakistani Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif’s phone rang. The caller ID read: “INTERNATIONAL WATER COMMISSION”—which was odd, since the Commission usually just sent threatening emails and passive-aggressive faxes.

Sharif: “Hello?”

On the other end, a very confident voice boomed:

Caller: “Yes, hello, Mr. Sharif! This is... Narinder from the... uh... Indian Aquatic Retention Bureau. Yes. That’s a thing.”

Sharif (suspicious): “Modi, is that you?”

Caller: “WHAT? No! No no, this is definitely not Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi using a burner phone. That would be unethical. I’m just a humble government water technician who happens to sound exactly like him.”

Sharif sighed. “What do you want?”

Modi—er, Narinder—launched into his script:

“We’ve detected unauthorized hydrological access from your region. That means you're using water, sir. A lot of water. And unfortunately, there's now a pending charge of $3,579.24 on your Indus River subscription. Failure to pay may result in irreversible dry mouth and possible drought.”

Sharif: “You’re trying to charge us for a river that originates in Tibet?!”

Modi: “Sir, water is a premium service now. Everything is a subscription. Even sovereignty. But don’t worry—we’re running a limited-time Water Amnesty Program™. We can cancel the fee if you just verify your credit card details. Right now. On this unencrypted line. For security.”

Sharif: “This is a scam.”

Modi: “No, this is diplomacy, but more streamlined. Like Amazon, but for treaties.”

Sharif, still holding the phone, waved over his finance minister. “Is this real?”

The minister shrugged. “I don’t know, sir, but we did just get charged $11.99 for breathing last week.”

Back on the call, Modi was trying increasingly desperate social engineering tricks.

Fear: “If you don’t act now, we’ll have to forward this to our collections agency—aka the Brahmaputra.”

Scarcity: “Only the first three Prime Ministers get the early bird discount!”

Sympathy: “I, too, once forgot to pay my water bill and had to shower in metaphor.”

Sharif finally hung up after Modi asked for his CVV “just to confirm he's a real leader.”

Later that evening, India’s Finance Ministry quietly added a new budget line: “Cyber-Hydro Psychological Ops: $3,579.24 – Pending.”

And across America, when asked whether they’d support joining the war, a poll revealed that 83% of Americans believed “Indus” was either a crypto coin or a yoga pose.

https://patch.com/georgia/marietta/dispute-escalates-gunfire-marietta-business

Notice they don't mention business or go into problem with shooting gun in the air????

When you don't punish defectors, you get more defectors, and the cooperators feel like suckers so they start to defect.

When everyone is a criminal, no one is a criminal.

https://nypost.com/2025/03/04/business/blackrock-to-take-control-of-ports-in-panama-canal-for-23b/

So, blackrock--aka kike central, but it's an "american" company, so that's ok--didn't buy the canal, they only bought TWO ports on either side of said canal. The funniest part of the article is "President Donald Trump expressed concern that the strategic waterway was falling under Chinese influence".

CHY-NAA...bad. Kikeland...oh, that's just fine.

At this point that fucking cunt with shitty hair is just a subversive jewish agent. Ran on making things better for Whites, only cares about suing and imprisoning those who fucked with him, and everything else is "oh well, we tried". All you maga supporting cunts can go fuck yourselves.

This Amazon warehouse worker shows up on her day off and refuses to leave, getting arrested in the most passive aggressive display of wasteful negressing I have ever seen.

There is no screaming here, no chimplike screeching, weave shaking or foot stomping tantrums. There's not even the dulcet tones of a whispered race card. Just the sound of the souls of three gainfully employed whites being slowly sucked into a giant incinerator. As the negress is slowly, quietly led away, you may hear in the distance the sound of a wooden door slamming and the grunting of your ancestors as they till the hard American soil. You are left with the knowledge that life itself is meaningless and the center has not held.

I was on the schedule.


https://youtu.be/4kcuj00IfII?si=G6cULcwdUITl8DJo

I only wish I was able to build more infrastructure on my properly before hand, but I can cope.