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ENDING THE DEBATE - BECAUSE NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS HAVE NEVER USED A POWER TOOL BEFORE 😡

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 14:14:24 ago (+28/-5)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/yf9o1x.mp4

I CANT BELIEVE THIS NEEDS TO BE EXPLAINED 😡


edit: EVER*


58 comments block


[ - ] germ22 13 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 14:37:53 ago (+13/-0)

I can't stand watching people abuse tools like that. Sure it "works" but that thing with the yellow handle is a tool to make bolt head round. Every body should know that.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:29:17 ago (+4/-1)

Would you ever snap something into an impact using a crescent wrench and vise grips? No.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:24:32 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking hilarious.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 14:45:03 ago (+2/-0)

I don't get it.

Sounds like the bolt head is the one being abused.

The bolt head that is thrown away.

What's the problem?

[ - ] uvulectomy 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:19:42 ago (+2/-0)

I believe the technical term is "Thumb-Detecting Nut-Fucker."

[ - ] allAheadFull 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:26:51 ago (+2/-0)

It's called a "multi-tool". That means you can use it for multi things.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 6 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:28:36 ago (+6/-0)

Dude, you're one of the best trolls of the day.

https://files.catbox.moe/3060sc.mp4

[ - ] Kozel [op] 5 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:33:50 ago (+5/-0)

I bet you eat food with your hands. Animal.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:35:44 ago (+4/-0)

Your video did make me laugh especially when the the vice grips came out.

[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 14:55:13 ago (+4/-0)

A minimalist I see

[ - ] Love240 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:10:39 ago (+4/-0)

LOL

[ - ] albatrosv15 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:14:44 ago (+4/-0)

There was a debate? Thanks for the laugh man.

[ - ] observation1 6 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:20:50 ago (+7/-1)

@ruck_feddit blew a fuse and spazzed out this morning, sending the below

https://files.catbox.moe/3060sc.mp4

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:30:16 ago (+3/-0)

Immortalized on catbox no less. They could have at least had their feud using litter box.

It's like an old married couple. More wholesome content like this, please.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:32:44 ago (+1/-0)

How am I nuts here?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:32:11 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not claiming you're nuts. It's just an interesting saga that makes Voat a bit more endearing to me.

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:23:23 ago (+1/-2)

You ask where the wrench goes. When you say "wrench" are you talking about the dewalt impact wrench you're waving around in your video? What dewalt model is that? If it has the hammer option, I believe that might also be referred to as an impact hammer drill. In either case, the dewalt is made in China. Perhaps you are talking about a monkey wrench?

The other yellow wrench, featured in op's excellent video, which you should be careful not to forget is insulated crescent and has an imperial scale, (indeed, it is important we point out these finer details); goes on the gator grip.

It's best used in combination with vice grip pliers and sandpaper; grit 80.

Hope this helps answer your question.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:46:11 ago (+2/-0)

What's that part with all the little rod ends visible inside?

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:49:28 ago (+1/-0)*

I thought it was a king gator grip at first. But everybody knows that a king gator grip is 1.625" imperial wide.

The distinction is yUGE

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

When you say "wrench" are you talking about the dewalt impact wrench you're waving around in your video?

Wrong. That's an impact driver in my video. My impact wrench is on my workbench. Men can easily tell the difference.

What dewalt model is that? If it has the hammer option, I believe that might also be referred to as an impact hammer drill.

Wrong, my hammer drill is also on the bench with my impact wrench.

https://files.catbox.moe/fyvn5o.jpg
This is an impact wrench: https://files.catbox.moe/1pk98b.jpg

[ - ] observation1 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:29:21 ago (+1/-0)

I hear you wipe your ass with 40 grit sandpaper

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:34:10 ago (+0/-0)

We're unconvinced you know the difference between sandpaper and crescent impact hammers.

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:05:12 ago (+0/-1)

You can't possibly be this retarded

[ - ] ruck_feddit 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:33:07 ago (+3/-0)

That's because you believe he's serious.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:08:42 ago (+3/-0)

Oh, he's serious. He even has the grocery carts to prove it.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:28:47 ago (+1/-0)

Yes, watch my video

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:32:36 ago (+4/-0)

I can’t believe no one has pointed out he is not wearing safety gloves! He could catch COVID or worse catch the covid vaccine! He should be reported to CalOSHA

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:15:27 ago (+0/-0)

LAW YES!
Without Safety Gloves he could catch Covid Chlamydia!

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:23:36 ago (+2/-0)

Where's the laug...😂
Was OP holding back?

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:47:09 ago (+2/-0)

Das one of dem gaytard sockets that he's putting in that impact gun.

[ - ] Master_B 4 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:58:25 ago (+4/-0)

LGBBQ SOCKET

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:40:17 ago (+2/-0)

You're going to wreck your tools doing that.
You definitely voided the warranty.

You're supposed to use a right handed wrench to put it in, and a left handed wrench to take it out.
Also, wherever metal comes into contact with metal, you need to grease it first.

- You can always spot an idiot who doesn't know what they're doing by whether or not they grease their wrenches before using them.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:05:00 ago (+1/-0)

What's the recommended type of grease? Lithium grease? Or can I use 0w20?

[ - ] Not_C 2 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:09:25 ago (+2/-0)

Lithium or an all purpose grease is fine.
But if you want to look like an expert, use clay and bacon grease, mixed together at a 3/38 ratio.

Obviously, grease your wrenches first.
And then apply the same type of grease to the nut or bolt clockwise before tightening, and counter-clockwise before loosening.

If you have trouble turning the wrench, it's likely because you put the grease on backwards.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:57:07 ago (+2/-0)

I feel that the entire website is now dumber for having watched this.

- I honestly didn't think it was possible, who would? but you've managed it.

You deserve an award nigger!

[ - ] the_old_ones 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:42:03 ago (+3/-1)

OP, you're a faggot for needing tools to do this.

manhandle that bitch in there by hand like a real construction worker would do.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:47:38 ago (+1/-1)

TOO is a retard for not realizing its a troll post

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 15:06:49 ago (+1/-0)

I remember when these "sockets" came out back in the 90's and we used them this way. But then again, I'ma redneck. We have all kinds of kewl tricks.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:27:59 ago (+1/-0)

TIL: I been doin it wong.

[ - ] foxtrot45 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 18:51:16 ago (+2/-1)

wow
You got two Tennessee socket sets, and a power alabama socket set tool.

[ - ] con77 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:25:22 ago (+1/-0)

Same guy calls for roadside assistance for a flat tire.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 21:10:24 ago (+1/-0)

Me? Come on bro you should know better. I'm the guy who pulls people out of the snow when they're stuck.

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 01:06:50 ago (+0/-0)

...with a shoppingcart, right?
Like, hobos.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 3 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 01:28:22 ago (+3/-0)

just shoveling out the ice under one wheel works most of the time if its in city limits

I've a snatch strap if they're in deep snow

Its the way of the road in the mountains. Last time I was there I drifted off road taking a corner too fast. Two trucks immediately came to my rescue and pulled me out with my snatch strap.

Paid it back a few days later coming back from snowboarding, found a woman on the side of the road with hazards on, her chains got all tangled up and her husband was 1.5 hours away. Took me a few minutes.

Always have a snatch strap regular metal chains don't do shit.

And know where your tow hook is.

Also if you're helping out, make the person you're helping attach the strap, so they can't sue you.

[ - ] lolxd 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 00:36:24 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking Shopping carts don't stand a chance.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

ROFL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You get so pissed at really stupid stuff.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:54:41 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not pissed you autistic retard this is a joke post.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 22:03:30 ago (+0/-0)

🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:46:40 ago (+0/-0)

you are a faggot for owning gator grips.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 20:02:31 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, you tell'em!
Good job, now back to doing the Lord's work of removing shopping cart wheels from bum wagons

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 02:16:53 ago (+0/-0)

I hate the way you talk.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 1 point 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 02:23:05 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, well, I speak three languages, so fuck off.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 monthsJan 9, 2025 08:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

I HATE YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ - ] Master_Foo -1 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 16:54:57 ago (+0/-1)

For those who are confused, this tool is for twisting OPs dick.
Just put it on the tip really good.
Maybe mash some foreskin in it if you aren't Jewish. (OPis, so he misses out on the fun)
Then you just pull the trigger until it gets tight enough to break the nylon gears on the Ryobi.

[ - ] Kozel [op] 2 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:44:22 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 19:26:08 ago (+3/-0)

Dude. There was a lot of names in those comments that we don't see around here anymore. I miss some of them. They made good contributions to this place.
Thank you.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 17:54:03 ago (+1/-1)

Prove it.
Post video of you using the dick twisting machine.

[ - ] Sal_180 -3 points 3 monthsJan 8, 2025 14:33:54 ago (+4/-7)

A follow up video, this is great. Shame the retards