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little things have been getting me down lately

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 22:51:05 ago (+10/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

1.Trying to remove a large manufacturer's sticker (Anko?) from my new plastic drawer for my home office in the cellar. I got the paper off but the glue film is still there. I must have spent at least 10 mins f..king around with it. Need to use turps or something. But, you know, no-one should need to waste their life on such an inane task!

2. Got locked out of the missus's new laptop because it didn't recognise the PIN. Why the f..k computers must have a PIN these days is beyond me!

3. Bought a desk lamp at Kmart and the package didn't say, or didn't say in big writing, the bulb didn't come with it = another trip to town!

4. Difficulty adding two new laptops to my TrendMicro account that lets you have up to 5 extra devices protected. Worked out in the end.

5. Some beeping safety device goes on in the car when I cross a double line or something and I can't turn the f..ker off. Need to read the manual of a million pages. Groan.

6. And yesterday evening a little dog pawed at my nice, clean white trousers at the beach. It was a cute little dog but I told it to f..k off. The incident upset me for at least half an hour. Off-leash beaches does not mean dogs don't need to be controlled. Dog owners are the most arrogant breed of humans imo.

The end.


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[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 10:16:34 ago (+1/-0)

Buy a horse. That's your answer.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 08:13:51 ago (+0/-0)

A rope could solve all of those issues.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 08:01:28 ago (+0/-0)

I know these things can get quite bothersome over time. Consider maybe taking all those things, put them in you house, or whatever the fuck faggots live in, and let your gay nigger boyfriend burn it all down with you in it. You wont have these problems anymore and the gay nigger would be free to rape whom ever he wants now, not just you.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 03:02:21 ago (+0/-0)

6. Your dick, which is the littlest of all things.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 02:06:44 ago (+1/-0)

1. Purple power.

2. You can disable those. Or, at least the last time I had to mess with that shit you could.

3. I just assume shit doesn't come with anything anymore. I've gotten things without cords before.

4. It's only going to get worse as more niggers get hired into positions they can't conceive of let alone do properly.

5. New car? Get used to it.

[ - ] foxtrot45 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 01:55:02 ago (+1/-0)

Trendmicro? Pins for laptops? you are the problem.

What do you think when I say this- "I need to log all websites you go to for your safety. My service is free, please log in and create a account."

If you don't know whats going on than congrats, ignorance must be bliss.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 01:53:00 ago (+1/-1)

Into the woodchipper you go, queeri.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 01:20:49 ago (+1/-0)

man, the problems you have I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemies

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:45:53 ago (+1/-2)

This is real. I become afraid to buy anything. Things are defective, or badly designed, even from quality brands. Before, I've never had defective or badly designed stuff. Very relaxing times.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:48:18 ago (+0/-0)

Indeed it is and it can cause a lot of stress if you're irritable etc.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:52:04 ago (+0/-1)

I'm really laid back, but my brain can't take it anymore. I've never had to return things before, now I do it in 90% of cases. Lucky for me Amazon has a limitless return policy.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 01:53:30 ago (+1/-1)

Probably made by pajeets like you.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 01:55:57 ago (+1/-2)

Piss off, little piece of shit. Nobody gives a fuck about you and your alt accounts.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 01:57:26 ago (+1/-1)

Cry harder ranjeesh.

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 02:16:04 ago (+1/-1)

Eat shit and die, disgusting kike shitspammer.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:03:18 ago (+1/-0)

Use rubbing alcohol to get the sticker jam off.

For the pin, try the last 4 of each of you SSN.

Buy a new bulb and stfu.

The lane cross sensor should be near the gear shifter or on that panel. When my wife got her vehicle about 5 years ago I drove to town in it and that sumbitch started driving itself and I was like SHAZAAM! Took me a sec to figure it out. Then the damn engine kept shutting off when I would stop. I thought it was fucked up. It just does that because "polushun oy vey".

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:37:53 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks dude. I just read the manual and it told me how to turn off the app in question but I won't hold my breath. I hear what you're saying about the car driving itself because since my last service where they fiddled with the computer bits and I tried to unfiddle them and turned the lane assist app on I've noticed the front of the car veering away from the direction I was steering and I put this down to possibly new tyres; hitting the curb and f..king the suspension etc but when I read the manual it brought it home to me how significant this app was. It takes over to some degree and I think this is what I was experiencing. It was somewhat worrying. Hopefully turning the app off will give me my taut steering again!

[ - ] Oz5711 5 points 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:59:18 ago (+5/-0)*

these are the most pathetic problems i have ever seen that someone posted to bitch about
edit (yeah i know): this nigga went to kmart

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 8 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:24:53 ago (+8/-0)

He has labia and it’s enflamed.

[ - ] Cunty 3 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 03:40:53 ago (+3/-0)

It's a Queeri post, did you honestly expect anything different?.

[ - ] Oz5711 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 03:54:05 ago (+1/-0)

i dunno i dick around more in chat than comments, but i am starting to get the idea

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:39:18 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks bro. I love you too!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 03:03:14 ago (+1/-0)

Homo

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 05:53:58 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] Kozel 1 point 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:39:31 ago (+1/-0)

only faggots use pin codes

most faggots dont even know their actual password

microsoft knows your password though. because you're gay.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:43:49 ago (+0/-0)

The thing is I'm pretty sure I gave Microsoft a PIN and it still locked me out!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:13:36 ago (+2/-0)

1. wd40

2. settings>login> choose image pass code(like captcha)

3. dumbass

4. go outside

5. quit crossing the double line

Edit: N before analtard comes along and says neck yourself lol!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:40:23 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for 1. as I have that stuff handy and will try it.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 17:03:09 ago (+1/-0)

The WD40 did work but not instantly and some scrubbing was required. Seems the Chinese make their stickers to be permanent.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 17:33:22 ago (+1/-0)

It also works great to remove the crayon marks after you've eaten a few and decide you want to be an artist.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 08:14:54 ago (+0/-0)

NECK YOURSELF

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 23:01:26 ago (+3/-0)*

A few tricks

Diminishing returns- pack your annoying tasks into one annoying bunch, it's better than separate annoyances.

Energy - consider when you feel energetic - put tough tasks there.

Stores being dicks? Open the box and have a look at the product. They might complain just say you didn't know

Glue removal
Vinegar: Apply vinegar to the glue film and let it sit for 15-20 minutes.

Baking Soda: Make a paste of baking soda and water. Apply it to the glue film and let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Then scrub it off.

Rubbing Alcohol: Apply rubbing alcohol to the glue film using a cloth or cotton ball. Let it sit for a few minutes, then rub it off.

Windows sucks maybe get Linux mint or another distro have somebody set it up for you

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 00:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks I'll try the vinegar before the WD40.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 10:24:55 ago (+1/-0)

There’s an orange based adhesive remover that is non toxic and doesn’t stain paints or varnish…I don’t remember the name and I’m too fucking lazy to look it up…

Also- there’s still a K-mart by you? Where do you live, 1998?

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 2 monthsFeb 3, 2025 21:09:20 ago (+0/-0)

Goo Gone

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 2 monthsFeb 2, 2025 08:02:33 ago (+0/-0)

Fire removes stickers.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 5, 2025 17:02:26 ago (+0/-0)

I regret to advise you the vinegar didn't work and I want my money back. The WD40 did work but not instantly and some scrubbing was required. Seems the Chinese make their stickers to be permanent.

Edit: I just noticed you said to let it sit for 15-20 mins which I didn't!

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 22:54:56 ago (+1/-0)

you must have a 15 character password, with special characters, upper case and lower case letters, numbers, no repeating characters, no words from the dictionary, no dates, no addresses
but here, use this 6 number pin to make it easier to log in.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsFeb 1, 2025 22:59:35 ago (+0/-0)

"Forgot your PIN?". They email you a Code and by the time you've found it on another computer you're timed out on PC 1 and then if you are too slow again they lock you out and make you restart! Scream!