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"You're not the boss of me!" BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ     (files.catbox.moe)
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Anybody up to starting UpGoat radio station?      (www.reformer.com)
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https://www.reformer.com/news/state/72-year-old-community-radio-station-goes-dark/article_e3cacce0-ac31-4dc2-afb9-ecfaab46f084.html

A 72 year old community radio station in Bennington, VT just went off the air because nobody cared to run it anymore. Were I young, this would be an opportunity of a lifetime. Imagine the jewpilling possibilities!
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Iran just bombed the f out of Elkana which was an illegal Israeli settlement on the west bank. Awesome! The kewish settlers are the worst of the worst. routinely stealing and harming the land owners.      (Jews)
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Approx 3pm est friday "RGC statement on the 17th wave of Operation True Promise 3: The offensive power of our ballistic missiles will continue to intensify until the full punishment of the criminal gang running the Zionist regime"     (news)
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Approx 3pm est friday "RGC statement on the 17th wave of Operation True Promise 3: The offensive power of our ballistic missiles will continue to intensify until the full punishment of the criminal gang running the Zionist regime"
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"Uh hundred" ...retard. It's "ONE hundred"     (whatever)
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Iran has 28,000 ballistic missiles. At 50 a day thats 5,600 days of fun for Israel.      (Jews)
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An Iranian source

"Netanyahu after True Promise 2: Iran has 600 missiles.
Netanyahu before True Promise 3: Iran has 8,000 missiles.
Netanyahu five days ago: Iran has 20,000 missiles.
Netanyahu today: Iran has 28,000 missiles

Still missing a few zeros, but glad to see the progress!"
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Iran just hit today an hour ago an Israeli intelligence site in Haifa with a big boom. And also Tel Aviv is on fire     (Jews)
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Its Friday june 20th and Iran is continuing to systematically take out critical war making infrastructure in Israel


I've seen the videos myself but if I post the link somebody will go get the account shut down so unfortunately I'm just not going to post the link.

But I can tell you is the high for blast was as big as any blast we've seen thus far. And it was right next to the block holding the tallest building the modern one right next to the water although that building is still standing.

Many videos from many directions

Iran also made a big blast at the port. Also many videos taken from many directions of that one.
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Dr. Taylor Marshall Debunks Ted Cruz blessing Israel     (rumble.com)
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Need help from any of you country folk please. original content     (whatever)
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I don't often reach out. I've recently moved to a rural location, I have mice in the kitchen, previous person that lived here wasn't the cleanest(being polite there), I can't find the actual source where they're coming from, I have dogs and so can't use poison. Any advice on best way to go about removing them please?.

I've bought a couple of humane tattoos and a couple of snap neck traps which I will place out of the way of dogs. Best bait? Etc etc.

Goats do your thing please.
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Trying an Ohio photo     (pomf2.lain.la)
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https://pomf2.lain.la/f/4luqtwx.jpg

Hi fucktards - I don't do photos of my real life but because of all the asks, wanted to share my recently planted pumpkins and watermelons in Ohio and a few nice shots of this property. Trying a pomf link to see if it works. First voater to write "actually" about it gets a dildo to the butthole.
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1979 Dodge Ramcharger     (files.catbox.moe)
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Leonarda Jonie breaks down tue false left vs right narrative about israel.      (youtu.be)
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Where the cryptography is at.     (cryptography)
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"Two more weeks" jokes aside, some progress has been made, and we're "close" for some values of close.

I'll try to ballpark the numbers and keep things minimal for easy reading.

We're working with algorithm b292, which I've never explained in great detail, or shared.
Until now I've also kept some of the critical code on a device that is stored in a separate physical location in the event anyone wanted to try and steal a copy when I was at work or out. I've also kept both components in an intentional state of disarray, and left them undocumented for this reason as well. Basically, unless you have explicit instructions, the code is near incomprehensible and unrunnable, even with both components now being stored in the same location.

Lets get to it then.

We start by calculating using another algorithms internal variables and calculating new values,
based on the sequence 2, 4, 9, 49, 64, 256, 289, 922, namely
(_d42/((int(((ceil(a1/(d4a/_d42))x(d4a/_d42))x_d42)/d4a))-(1+d(1/2))x(1-((d(1/4))-(d(1/9))+(d(1/49)xi)-(d(1/64)xd(1/i))+(d(1/256)xd(i))-(d(1/289)xd(1/i))+(d(1/d(92
2))xd(i))))))

I've replaced asterisks for multiplication with x, so that the forum doesn't fuck up the formatting.

You don't need to know what a1, d4a, _d42 are. 'i' is an iterative formula, we're generating a set of test numbers.
a1 is a number representing the leading digit of p and its magnitude in n=pq where p<q. This is whats called a semiprime, and
while this is not how RSA keys are calculated, finding a fast way to factor semiprimes can be applied to rapidly factoring RSA.

I programatically tested on known keys, out to about a hundred million RSA semiprimes to determine the mean and standard deviation needed to set how many iterations I needed for this loop. It turns out the number is around 75. But I digress.

From here we calculate a series of numbers

d5 = actual[(min(results)[1])][0]
a5 = d4a/d5

(d5+(d5-(abs(d5-(a5x(((d4_omega(a5+h))-d4_omega(a5))/h)))/6)))/d('1.66666')
d6x = ((d5+(d5-(abs(d5-(a5x(((d4_omega(a5+h))-d4_omega(a5))/h)))/6)))/d('1.66666'))
d6y = ((d5+(d5-(abs(d5-(a5x(((d4_omega(a5+h))-d4_omega(a5))/h)))/7)))/d('1.66999'))
d6z = ((d5+(d5-(abs(d5-(a5x(((d4_omega(a5+h))-d4_omega(a5))/h)))/9)))/d('1.777'))

Most of these numbers were searched for and tuned with automatic scaffolding code, so why they work is anyones guess, but this was an intuitive process, involving a lot of sleepless nights, and 16 hour days back when I had that sort of time, and some of it was even manual before I automated it, a careful inching forward, grinding away, moving through a moonless night, following only the inkling of a hunch of an idea, till I'd stumble on another piece of the formula, another interesting thread or piece of data, trying combinations by hand until exhausted, testing manually, writing code to search, and then automate the testing, each time and each new find requiring me to start this entire process over again.
I went days without sleep, sometimes without eating. And at the point of total exhaustion, maybe just to find one small new bit, or maybe a big leap, and have the obsession be totally renewed. Like staring into the abyss, the face of madness, and not wanting to blink.

From here we use linear programming on a series of formulas involving these, and calculate first order derivatives to find a saddle point in the set of those equations.

Once we have that, we have to solve for a series of variables that look like this

f1 = (dfloor(((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt()/d8) / ((((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt()/d8) -(((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt())/d4)))))

The problem? See that variable 'd4'? Having that lets you take a known variable, calculated only from the semiprime itself (n), and directly, and precisely derive the factors or in the case of RSA, keys. And d4 happens to be in a set of 'unknowns' that are, surface-level, equivalent to knowing the factors. So its a no-go.

Well it turns out, when you have the right estimate of 'a' or 'p', trivially calculable by iterating 2-9, 10-90, 100-900, etc up to the square root of n (or starting at the square root of n and working backwards, because most RSA keys tend to be close
together in value, and so will be close to the root typically)--it turns out with the correct estimate, and saddle point, f1 is equivalent to a variable called k, which normally we have to search for.

Theres a set of these, f1, f2, f3, f4, f5, f6, f7, f8, and k2.

The dependancy graph for these looks like this:
d4: f1, f2, f4, k2,
f1: f2, f3, f4, k2, f6, f7, f8
f2: f3, f6, f7,
f3: f5
f4: f5
f5: f6
k2: f6, f7
f6: f7

For example, f3, f6, and f7, all depend on f2.

Well it turns out the formula for f2 looks like this:

f2 = dfloor((((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt()/d8)/f1 ) / (((((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt()/d8) /f1) - ((((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt()/d8) -(((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt())/d4))))))


d8 and h are already known. We have f1 now, which means we have

(((((((d8/abs(1/(((d8/((d8+h)-d8)) - (d8/((1)-d8)))/h)))-(d8/(1-d8)))x1))).sqrt()/d8)/f1 )

which can be used to partially get f2.

The formula for f4 can also be obtained, without f5 (which normally requires f4, which in turn requires f2 and d4) like so:

f4 = f6+(((((((d6/abs(1/(((d6/((d6+h)-d6)) - (d6/((1)-d6)))/h)))-(d6/(1-d6)))*1))).sqrt()/d6) /f1)

But d6 (and another variable d7) are estimates derived from k.

These estimates give us an approximate product of f2 and f4.

I thought I was stuck.

But it turns out, deriving the close approximations based on this initial sequence, for f1-f8 and a few other variables,
is enough.

And all things being equal, the result is a number a2 (or in the case of cryptography, p in n=pxq) that is just a little bit closer to the true factors of n, than our initial search.

If we plug this in as our new estimate, and run the entire formula again, caching a few variables such as the linear programming section, the next output is a little bit closer.

The formula converges precisely on the factors of n.

Theres still work to be done, because even for my hardware, it is slow.

Now the numbers are ballpark. But good enough to give a rough idea of the performance of the algorithm. And from what I've seen to break an 2048 bit RSA key takes about a 1000 quadrillion operations. Remember, ballpark numbers here.

Assuming you had a system that did 100 million steps in parralel per second, you'd be looking at about two weeks of compute time give or take a magnitude or two.

There are some obvious improvements here that I can make, such as running statistics to tighten up some of the inner loops which are wasteful, training a system to use internal variables to give better initialization values to some variables, etc, but its not bad.

but thats the gist of it.

Things left to do are way more testing, build a bigger dedicated compute cluster, run a ton more statistics and write tuning code for some parameters. And of course finish and integrate the UI module.

I think I can cut in half the run time for generating the test set for finding the saddle point, although the saddle point algorithm has already been statistically optimized, and cut in half the amount of equations in the linear algebra section.

I think I can use the existing sub-algorithms mentioned elsewhere, to better decide, possibly
without any iterations, precisely what some of the initializing variables should be, without
direct inner-loop iteration.

I want to get it to where it doesn't take two weeks on a big cluster to break a key, and I think thats very doable at this time.

I'm working on the funding problem separately to build out the current cluster, and move to
full time research, but that doesn't concern anyone here and I'll make a post when I have
that solved.

And thats where the project is at.
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Enjoy! - Tel Aviv - Mossad Director screams at Israeli Minister of Internal Security... as they stand in the rubble of Israel's bombed out "Pentagon" building.     (theworldwatch.com)
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Well, would you look at that! It is Friday again already. Man these weeks go by fast in the summer. It is time for the Friday Night Guitar Thread. You all know what this is by now. It is time for you to play us a tune. Music is for sharing. Get in here. Show us your musical chops!      (Guitar)
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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

If you don't know how this works, click this link.. If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Upgoat.net go down.

NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @TheRealBuddha or myself)

If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.

By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.
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Holocaust fatigue      (files.catbox.moe)
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Iranian shows the destruction in yidsrael     (www.youtube.com)
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Mongolia solved fertility decline      (youtu.be)
submitted by Cantaloupe to whatever 18 hours ago (+3/-0)
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https://youtu.be/9dJBwAocP6M

Attention and social status for mothers
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No One Loves Mexico More Than Those Who Refuse To Go Back And Live There     (whatever)
submitted by Scyber to whatever 18 hours ago (+19/-2)
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These are just the facts of the present day USA.
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What's the best way to post photos and videos here?      (whatever)
submitted by Storefront to whatever 23 hours ago (+3/-0)
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I'm kind of a dumbass and can't figure it out - thought I'd just Survey the crowd. Have a bunch of fun gardening stuff I will want to upload but is catbox the way to keep it private?
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You must be a Muslim     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by fritz_maurentod to funny 1 hour ago (+1/-0)
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Did you know the little strings around the Jews waist that dangle are all about supremacy. Let me explain     (Jews)
submitted by Crackinjokes to Jews 2 hours ago (+2/-2)
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Those little strings represented loose fences around a field controlled by a jew. To a Jew who has stolen all the land and produces crops they believe themselves benevolent if they leave the corners of their fences loose so the people that they have impoverished and starved can sneak into their fields and steal a little bit of food to eat and survive.

Those loose strings represent the loose fences around the fields they have stolen.

Everything about the Jewish religion is them dominating everyone else. Even the part where they're so supposedly good is merely good from on high as they dominate.
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A lot of Tulsi Gabbard trouble - what is the real news?     (news)
submitted by Storefront to news 18 hours ago (+1/-1)
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Most of this Tulsi drama seems to come from an Atlantic article published yesterday. But what does it mean? I am just confused about trumps stance on CIA and ODNI. Is he really souring on her or does he just not care about the Intel agencies because he prefers kinetic war?

https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2025/06/trump-tulsi-gabbard-iran/683231/
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Japs prove mRNA is a kill shot     (www.thegatewaypundit.com)
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With his 2-week statement it looks to me like Trump has wisely decided to sit this one out and probably claim in 2 weeks Iran isn't making nuclear bombs and call it a day. Hopefully he's back to concentrating on the USA and deporting illegals and investigating the criminals in our government     (TellUpgoat)
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