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Kozel
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Nom nom nom 🤤     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Food 1 month ago

9 comments

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Want.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to cars 1 month ago

7 comments

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Hero Driver Restores Order     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 1 month ago

25 comments

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Babby is healed with first personalized gene-editing treatment     (www.nytimes.com)

submitted by Kozel to Health 1 month ago

2 comments

> To accomplish that feat, the treatment is wrapped in fatty lipid molecules to protect it from degradation in the blood on its way to the liver, where the edit will be made. Inside the lipids are instructions that command the cells to produce an enzyme that edits the gene. They also carry a molecular GPS — CRISPR — which was altered to crawl along a person’s DNA until it finds the exact DNA letter that needs to be changed.
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Joke About @Joe_McCarthy      (Jokes)

submitted by Kozel to Jokes 1 month ago

50 comments

If he sees an electrician - he will masturbate. If he sees a plumber - he will masturbate. If he sees a carpenter - he will masturbate. If he sees a welder - he will masturbate.

Guess he's just a jack off all trades.
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Operation Niggerdog: Return Of The Menace (2AM animal abuse)     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to WarGames 1 month ago

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So this piece of shit mutt is back.

Slept great all night then the fucker came back and started barking and woke me up in the morning.

This mp3 is from two nights ago, 2AM, guy yelling at the dog. He does something, the dog whimpers (you can't hear whimpering but I heard it), and he yells "that shit hurts doesn't it" (0:19).

These people are idiots they think they're gonna get the dog to stop barking by yelling at it and hurting it.

Also now my back yard smells like dog shit and there are flies everywhere.

I'm not waiting 7 more days and have filed a case of animal cruelty against them and I think its pretty damning evidence that somebody is yelling THAT SHIT HURTS (0:19) at a dog at 2AM and calling it a bad girl.

I've made up my mind to sue them in small claims court for $2500, the lower end limit, and adjust the price when I get to court depending on how long this goes on for.

I will be demanding:
$20 per day for daytime barking every time I go to my back yard during daylight hours
$10 per day for the smell and flies
$20 per day for quiet hour violations

my suffering is not free 😡

everything is logged with video evidence backing log items
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Any Goats Stopped Posting After April 27? Guy Declares War on Nigger Lover Police     (youtu.be)

submitted by Kozel to MissingGoats 1 month ago

4 comments

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Operation Niggerdog: Decisive Victory     (WarGames)

submitted by Kozel to WarGames 1 month ago

17 comments

Part 1: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=68230f9fcf190

Update 2: SHITMUTT IS BACK

Update:

My night time operations have certainly caused grief to the family, and they spent the day yelling at the dog trying to get it to stop barking.

I made it a point to enter my back yard and spend a few minutes walking around every 30 minutes or so throughout the day. Between various tasks. Causing it to bark.

I also took a bluetooth speaker and put it near the fence line and played WHO LETS THE DOGS OUT WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF loop for 28 minutes. 30 minutes is against the law, but 28 minutes is cool.

Later I got a string trimmer and was trimming some the edges of my lawn and heard a knocking on the fence. I came up and the grandmother started berating me for playing the music, talking about how they've been here 40 years. I said I don't care how long you've been here. You're ruining my quality of life. And your grandson is being aggressive and issuing threats. She responded, yeah and you were talking back to him. I told her I'll talk as I please especially from my own property.

If you followed the previous thread you know that yesterday I had sent a cease and desist letter via postal mail listing a log of incidents wherein they violated county code, state code, and animal control codes. As well as the damages I was incurring ( Sleep deprivation, Inability to peacefully enjoy my property, Mental suffering and emotional distress, Business income reduction due to decreased productivity, Diminished quality of life). And that my intent is that if within 7 days they do not abate the noise I will seek restitution for damages, initiate civil proceedings, and file formal complaints with code enforcement.

Anyway, back to the grandmother. I told her, I'm not arguing with you, I sent you a letter you should be receiving it. And she started being belligerent challenging me OK SEND IT OK SEND IT.

I walked away from her while she was still screaming and continued trimming.

Then I went to take a nap in preparation for my AM psychological operation of simply standing in my back yard while the dog barks, slinking off when they wake up to shut it up, and repeating the action 15 minutes later just as they lie down and enter their first sleep cycle.

However, something interesting happened.

Mail is delivered at 4-6pm. That was my nap time. When I woke up I walked out to my back yard and there was no barking. The dog is gone.

[b]Primary objective achieved:[/b]

- Dog is no longer barking.

[b]Secondary objectives achieved:[/b]

- Resolved the matter without involving zog resources.
- Demonstrated my power level.

[b]Diplomatic Fallout[/b]

- Those neighbors probably hate me now. I hope they can, in retrospect, understand that my approach was patient (2 weeks since this started), polite, and lenient. I also understand that they are subhumans scum who will likely see themselves as victims. But, perhaps, this gave the grandfather an out for kicking out his grandson or just the dog as it did not seem he wanted the dog there in the first place.

Furthermore,

I now have a badass security camera in my back yard with zone alarms and AI processing. So if a human hops the fence its going to warn me with a siren and a phone notification giving me a chance to respond to territorial incursions.
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Operation Niggerdog: My Neighbor's Barking Dog     (WarGames)

submitted by Kozel to WarGames 1 month ago

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So I have some oriental niggers living next door, a whole house full of them. Their grandson moved in with a piece of shit dog that barks at me the second I enter my back yard. Also barks randomly at night. And wakes me up.

After the 3rd or 4th day of being woken up I walked over to them groggy eyed and complained. Grandpa said we didn't want the dog but the grandson moved in with it and offered no solution.

Five or so days later, last night, I was in my back yard at 12am and the dog was barking and they were yelling at it and asking why its barking. I said from my back yard that he barks when I'm in my back yard.

Anyway, the grandchild who's in his early twenties came into the back yard and made a few statements:

He claimed to the other occupant he aint scared of me (I never made any threats)
He claimed to the other occupant that they've been here for 40 years who gives a fuck (about me)
And that if I have a problem I should come see them

I listened to all this and said, I'm right here, and he responded with an aggressive WASSUP. The kind niggers say when they start fights.

This pissed me off and shifted the paradigm from cordial communication to the art of war. I told him I talked to your grandpa a few days ago. And he did some nigger apology. But the line was crossed.

Next morning I went to the USPS and sent a cease and desist via certified mail giving them seven days to fix their shit and listing various injuries such as loss of business, loss of sleep, loss of enjoyment of property, the works as well as applicable codes they were violating as well as a log of numerous violations. And then I set up a backyard security camera with audio recording so I can log the incidents with evidence. If they do not comply they will pay for my pain and suffering.

*But tonight I had the most brilliant idea* after some random barking prevented me from falling asleep. Since the dog barks when I'm in my back yard and it pisses them off and prevents them from sleeping I simply walked around my back yard causing uninterrupted barking. Their response time is about 10 minutes. After they come outside I slink back in my house or lay flat on the grass to remain unseen and wait 10-15 minutes just long enough for them to start falling asleep. THEN I DO IT AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA. I did this four times and the grandkid took the dog away from the back yard.

Its great because they just had a stressful night of barking and inter-family yelling and later today they're getting my cease and desist with a certified mail stamp.
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I find pleasure in reading comments on warez sites     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to TellUpgoat 1 month ago

2 comments

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Niggercar vs Dollar Tree Wall     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 1 month ago

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17-Year-Old Charged with Attempted Murder After Striking Juvenile and Crashing into Dollar Tree in Bishopville

May 11, 2025
Dollar Tree, 618 Sumter Highway, Bishopville, Lee County, South Carolina

Facts:
On May 11, 2025, at around 2:00 p.m., a fight in the parking lot of a Dollar Tree in Bishopville escalated when a 17-year-old juvenile got into a car and intentionally struck another juvenile, causing non-life-threatening injuries.

The vehicle then rolled away, crashing into another occupied vehicle in the parking lot and causing structural damage to the Dollar Tree storefront, leading to a temporary closure.

Lee County Sheriff Daniel Simon reported that the incident involved two adults and three juveniles, with deputies responding to reports of the parking lot altercation.

The 17-year-old suspect, charged as an adult under a 2016 South Carolina law, faces charges of attempted murder, disorderly conduct, malicious injury to property totaling $10,000 or more, and malicious injury to property totaling $2,000 or less.

The suspect is being held at the Sumter-Lee Detention Center pending a bond hearing.

Two adults, Celvin Hickman, 19, and Shamirah Blyther, 24, both from Bishopville, were charged with disorderly conduct, and Hickman also faces a charge of malicious injury to property.

Two other juveniles involved were charged with disorderly conduct and released to their legal guardians.
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Chimpout On Aisle 4     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to WhiteMenBreakingUpNiggerFights 1 month ago

23 comments

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Conversation With Spamcallers     (MADNIGGERS)

submitted by Kozel to MADNIGGERS 1 month ago

7 comments

Some bitch called me about my google listing being expired. Scam call. These fuckers spam me all the time.

We got into a conversation where she said I had low IQ. I told her she had double digit IQ. "WHATS THAT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, YOU'RE SO STUPID".

Another faggot called me about this same shit, I told him kill yourself faggot. He said you know this line is being recorded? I said, so you're violating two party consent and wiretapping me, faggot? He got scared and hung up.

Some nigger called me with the same thing. I told him kill yourself gay nigger. Hey got so mad and started chimping out. Called me back from a different number and told me to meet him at some nearby park, I said sure I'll be right there I'll look for the fat gay nigger. (I did not go there, I know his low IQ ass just looked up on google maps the nearest place).

I was getting these calls multiple times per day. I tried all sorts of methods to make them fuck off. Including the FCC spam call report bullshit that does nothing. Ultimately I found that getting their employees upset puts you on the do-not-fuck-with list.

I remember some race traitor white bitch called me talking shit. I told her fuck you fat niggerfucker. She said OH MY WHAT IN THE K K K? I kept agitating her until I got her to go on a 5 minute anti-racist tirade and then replied kill yourself niggerlover fat bitch. She was audibly shaking and hung up. I hope I ruined her day.

If you get spam calls do not be nice to them. They are thieves. In more civilized times you could hit them with a club on the head for such actions. Tell them to kill themselves. It is their salvation.

Another faggot called me with some tax relief shit. I kept calling them back from various VOIP numbers telling each employee to kill themselves until they shut down the call center. I was on a 3 hour drive and had nothing to do. I just kept dialing over and over.
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Shit Mechanic 😡     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to cars 1 month ago

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UN Rapes & Traffics Women     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to conspiracy 1 month ago

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FYI: You can report email spamniggers via Spamcop     (www.spamcop.net)

submitted by Kozel to ReportSpammers 1 month ago

2 comments

Story time:

I had an old email that I didn't log in to for years. I logged into it and it was full of spam about sexy girls and hemorrhoid cvreams and miracle cures. 20-40 emails per day. I was pissed.

So I spent 1 month reporting every single email via spamcop.

What this does is notify the administrator of the network from which the spam is coming about the spammer. And they shut down his account or their customer's compromised account that the spammer hacked.

After that month was done I was getting ZERO spam. I shut down all those spam niggers. Not only could they no longer spam me, they could not spam anyone.

With that said, if you have the time, take a few minutes out of your day to report every spam you get.

On thunderbird this is pretty easy. Ctrl+U + Ctrl+A + Ctrl+C + Alt+Tab + Ctrl+V
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Cheap Healthy Warrior Slop     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to Food 1 month ago

15 comments

So this costs about $8 and will feed a man like 5 times.

Some anon nigger was talking about going to shakeshak 3rd time this week and eating a shitburger, shitoil fries, and drinking sugar water. He would pay double for one meal, spend as much time driving around and waiting for a nigger to reheat it for him, have comparably negligible nutrition, and nothing to eat later.

What is it?

Chopped white onion fried in butter and bacon fat, then garlic, then beef is thrown in, then spices (tumeric, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, basil, tarragon, mustard powder, paprika), then chopped tomato, then mushroom, then green leek onion and garlic, covered in pasta sauce and simmered. Then throw in boiled pasta and mix around. Total cook time is 20 minutes.

Beef: $6 for 1lb
One onion bulb: like $0.30
Green onions: free you just stick them into the ground
spices: $0.10
3.5 oz pasta: $0.25 (I bought 8x 7oz pastas on amazon for 50 cents each)
1/3 bottle of pasta sauce: $1 (only had 1/3 left)
mushrooms: $0.30

To reheat? I'm super lazy so I just put it on a metal sheet and stick it for 14 minutes in a convection oven at 500F I like when it gets crispy.
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My Friend's Take On NHH     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to whatever 1 month ago

1 comments

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Tartaria: The Phoenix Connection     (youtu.be)

submitted by Kozel to Tartaria 1 month ago

0 comments

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There is no concept of maintenance in the minds of Africans.      (nitter.poast.org)

submitted by Kozel to Niggerz 1 month ago

10 comments

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Fat Mexican Crashes Car In Bout Of Road Rage     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to NiggersDrivingCars 1 month ago

20 comments

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Intense Battle in the SMO Zone Captured By FPV     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to WWIII 1 month ago

2 comments

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ALICE detects the conversion of lead into gold at the LHC     (www.home.cern)

submitted by Kozel to technology 1 month ago

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The relevant part: "The ALICE analysis shows that, during Run 2 of the LHC (2015–2018), about 86 billion gold nuclei were created at the four major experiments. In terms of mass, this corresponds to just 29 picograms (2.9 ×10-11 g)."

Just need to scale it by trillions to make 1 ounce, but transmutation of lead to gold - the dream of many alchemists - is now just a by product of particle accelerators.
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Shitskin Tried To Steal 8yo Girl In Dublin. Ended up getting kicked in the head instead.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to killallpedophiles 1 month ago

11 comments

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Ancient Flashlight     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Kozel to technology 1 month ago

28 comments