My boy gashed his forehead on a doorhandle couple years back when he waas 5 as well. Pretty much same story you just told. Completely chill when he went for stiches though if I remember right my wife told me they had to hold him for that part.
Now he goes around telling people he's harry Potter and hold up his hair to show his scar.
My advice, don't worry about it. Keep him clean best you can. He's 5, you can't do a damned thing about it. Kids are solid, he'll be fine.
I got one very similar a couple weeks ago. I checked the number when responding and found a link to someone in Africa using it. I used google to identify the language in the link and saw it was swahili. I did some research into what kind of shit is considered a bad omen there and found that for some reason Owls freak them the fuck out. Found a great gif of an owl then started sending messages in swahili telling them I was going to curse them using my powerful black magic.
Creole is to french what pidgin is to english.
About 30 years ago I had jist moved back to Florida from France and came across a sign written in English, Spanish and a third language that just looked strange. I was stuck there for a while so to pass the time I was trying to figure out what the third said. At one point I read it aloud trying to sound ut out and immediately realized it was derived from modern French and I could understand what it said by sounding it out. Creole was probably created by someone semi litterate who wrote out the sounds from the words then when reading back what was written in some other accent it became a new language.
I commented about this a month ago. Once again I'm in the middle of it.
One of our US teams that works on a specific project is 100% Pajeet. There are shared teams of primarily whites that do all the real work and make everything function and they take credit and salary for what everyone else is doing.
Anyhow, about a month ago they started doing a major test deployment, except they did the test deployment in Production. They didn't inform anyone on our end how big the test deployment was going to be even though they basically doubled the number of devices in the system and crashed an important but non essential system which became my problem.
Except they would not provide me with any of the information I requested. Network logs, hardware or software update information etc. Nothing. Everything going on I'm blind to since I don't have access to their end of the network. All I see is massive amounts of traffic clogging up the servers. Meanwhile they are crying to the bosses at corporate that I am not fixing their problem that they caused (Which actually came back to me, thank fucking god for paper trails).
Ended up finding a workaround that I warned them would only resolve the issue temporarily until they fixed what they had messed up. Of course, now the symptoms had disappeared so they went right back to shitting everything up without trying to find what had gone wrong to begin with. Gave them a few leads to go on as well as suggestions for upgrading the database ressources.
Fastforward to this week. I went on vacation a week after the last problem. I come back this week and first day back they open an emergency channel (they love doing live group interventions through teams) with 30 fucking pajeets and 3 white guys myself not included. Since they didn't do anything with the information I provided them, the problem became more widespread and other systems began crashing. Now money is being lost because payment processing is down. Once again, they are trying to blame the team at my location. Luckily one of the white guys stateside who actually knew what the fuck he was doing started showing that though our end was responsible for a certain amount of the traffic, that was to be expected and was normal enough. Each time that got settled, a different pajeet would try and suggest that it was our end that was causing the problem.
This shit has being going on for 3 days now and tomorrow it will resume because the team stateside is still pajeets and will remain pajeets because DEI.
And this faggots, is why despite socialism, I left the US 15 years ago to live in France. We may have arabs, but we don't have hiring quotas and affirmative action.
There are systema down on all the projects I work on and most of my coworkers aee saying the same.
Rumor is this is an intentional takedown but I'm not convinced.
>shitty 40 year old Indian women "middle managers."
OMFG man. It is so bad. Luckily I do not work under either of them, but they each have leading roles with 2 different projects I do IT work for, and I have to deal with them on a regular. Even the nigger bitch I have to deal with is more competent and less annoying.
One of the 2 leads an entire team of pajeets. And they aren't in India. They are in a major US city. I don't even know how any of these curry stains have a job in any computer related field. I'm not particularly good, but they make me look like a god. They can't answer basic questions. I mean basic as fuck. It drives me crazy because I am sure the whole lot of them earn more than I do just for being pajeets. There isn't a single non pajeet among them which has got to be some violation of discrimination laws. And they are all being paid on the US taxpayer dime.
Fuck shit.
I'm in France for now. Not planning on leaving though the wife keeps trying to talk me into it. Its not a standard down payment that I need though I need to come up with nearly half the asking price for what I want to buy. With inflated prices its pretty retarded. I'm also waiting out the market. Prices have been on the way down for nearly a year and have a long way to go still.
Greetings fellow Americans :-D
So... I am a dual citizen of the US and France.
There are a lot of advantages to being a dual national, and some disadvantages.
If you ever need to ditch where you are living for whatever reason, war, economic reasons, migrant invasion, you always have somewhere else you can legally live with no problems.
Like to travel international? When the plane lands you have your pick of which customs line you want to go through. One is always much MUCH shorter than the other.
It can be a big help flirting, I've bagged more than one girl cause she thought my being American or French depending on where I was was hot.
If you immerse in the culture of your second nation there are many additional advantages. Learning cuisine, customs, language are all great for expanding your mind. Whenever I need a second opinion on something, I just think in the language I hadn't been thinking in and just on that alone I can come to different conclusions or see things in a different way.
Living abroad will give you a completely new view of what the world is and people are.
Disadvantages include always being seen as an outsider. I was never an American when I lived in the US. People would always refer to me as Frenchy even though I was born and raised in the US and had spent most of my life there. In France, even today having lived more than half my life here, being completely immersed in the culture, having no discernable accent when I speak, people still call me the American.
Its like being a perpetual outsider.
I am technically supposed to file taxes in both countries, though I don't earn enough to pay in the US on top of what I pay here.
Though I am too old now to be drafted, I could have been required by either nation or even both to serve in the armed forces.
One major problem I currently face as a dual national is due to the FATCA treaty Obama gifted us. As a result, it is nearly impossible for me, or my sisters for that matter, to obtain a home loan or any other type of major bank loan. There aree ways around this, but they are complicated and costly. My current plan is to continue saving while the housing market corrects so I can bring a sufficient down payment to get access to a service that many people in my case are using, but its gonna take a bit still before I set aside enough for that.
These are just examples of pros and cons, there are many more of each.
As far as betrayal, on the contrary, I am very patriotic to both of my countries, but even more so to the nations of pêople to which I belong.
If you have questions feel free to ask. I'll get around to answering when I can.
A few years ago some eco laws were passed making ridiculous emissions standards on all road vehicles making standard cars more expensive. Vehicles over a certain size were exempt with the assumption those were induatrial or work vehicles.
Instead of complying with retardedness. Manufacturer made standard vehicles larger.
Cue end theme to that Larry David show
Metanoid 4 points 8 months ago
My boy gashed his forehead on a doorhandle couple years back when he waas 5 as well. Pretty much same story you just told. Completely chill when he went for stiches though if I remember right my wife told me they had to hold him for that part.
Now he goes around telling people he's harry Potter and hold up his hair to show his scar.
My advice, don't worry about it. Keep him clean best you can. He's 5, you can't do a damned thing about it. Kids are solid, he'll be fine.
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Metanoid 1 point 8 months ago
It took me a second. Just a second.
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Metanoid 10 points 9 months ago
I got one very similar a couple weeks ago. I checked the number when responding and found a link to someone in Africa using it. I used google to identify the language in the link and saw it was swahili. I did some research into what kind of shit is considered a bad omen there and found that for some reason Owls freak them the fuck out. Found a great gif of an owl then started sending messages in swahili telling them I was going to curse them using my powerful black magic.
I didn't get any more messages.
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Metanoid 4 points 9 months ago
Creole is to french what pidgin is to english.
About 30 years ago I had jist moved back to Florida from France and came across a sign written in English, Spanish and a third language that just looked strange. I was stuck there for a while so to pass the time I was trying to figure out what the third said. At one point I read it aloud trying to sound ut out and immediately realized it was derived from modern French and I could understand what it said by sounding it out. Creole was probably created by someone semi litterate who wrote out the sounds from the words then when reading back what was written in some other accent it became a new language.
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Metanoid 2 points 9 months ago
Damn man. I got nothing in the way of advice. Just want to tell you I read ypur story and feel for your family.
Good luck
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Metanoid 0 points 9 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk-sDT7oDVU
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Metanoid 1 point 9 months ago
I commented about this a month ago. Once again I'm in the middle of it.
One of our US teams that works on a specific project is 100% Pajeet. There are shared teams of primarily whites that do all the real work and make everything function and they take credit and salary for what everyone else is doing.
Anyhow, about a month ago they started doing a major test deployment, except they did the test deployment in Production. They didn't inform anyone on our end how big the test deployment was going to be even though they basically doubled the number of devices in the system and crashed an important but non essential system which became my problem.
Except they would not provide me with any of the information I requested. Network logs, hardware or software update information etc. Nothing. Everything going on I'm blind to since I don't have access to their end of the network. All I see is massive amounts of traffic clogging up the servers. Meanwhile they are crying to the bosses at corporate that I am not fixing their problem that they caused (Which actually came back to me, thank fucking god for paper trails).
Ended up finding a workaround that I warned them would only resolve the issue temporarily until they fixed what they had messed up. Of course, now the symptoms had disappeared so they went right back to shitting everything up without trying to find what had gone wrong to begin with. Gave them a few leads to go on as well as suggestions for upgrading the database ressources.
Fastforward to this week. I went on vacation a week after the last problem. I come back this week and first day back they open an emergency channel (they love doing live group interventions through teams) with 30 fucking pajeets and 3 white guys myself not included. Since they didn't do anything with the information I provided them, the problem became more widespread and other systems began crashing. Now money is being lost because payment processing is down. Once again, they are trying to blame the team at my location. Luckily one of the white guys stateside who actually knew what the fuck he was doing started showing that though our end was responsible for a certain amount of the traffic, that was to be expected and was normal enough. Each time that got settled, a different pajeet would try and suggest that it was our end that was causing the problem.
This shit has being going on for 3 days now and tomorrow it will resume because the team stateside is still pajeets and will remain pajeets because DEI.
And this faggots, is why despite socialism, I left the US 15 years ago to live in France. We may have arabs, but we don't have hiring quotas and affirmative action.
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Metanoid 1 point 9 months ago
Having grown up in Florida then lived in saner parts, I can confirm the veracity of this statement.
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Metanoid 1 point 9 months ago
LOL WUT
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Metanoid 0 points 10 months ago
Lowkey is for pussies and faggots. I say what I mean and vice versa.
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I can post another of me flippin you off if you need but I think that should be good enough.
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Metanoid 0 points 10 months ago
I'm not good wirh the low key shit. You calling bullshit?
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Metanoid 2 points 10 months ago
Yeah but no way to organize today without having a FBI up your ass before ypu get a chance to do anything.
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Metanoid 0 points 10 months ago
Dude what the fuck? Is this real? Ffuck us all if it is.
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Metanoid 4 points 10 months ago
Men At Work - Land Down Under
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Metanoid 13 points 10 months ago
Dude comes in stating is not a nigger.
Must be a nigger. Or a faggot.
Or a niggerfaggot. Probably a niggerfaggot.
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Metanoid 0 points 11 months ago
Sounds about right.
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Metanoid 5 points 11 months ago
The motorcycle accident page on Rotten.com is why I wont get on a motorcycle.
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Metanoid 1 point 11 months ago
> All comes razor
Do you mean Occam's razor?
You have got to be a troll. I can't imagine anyone so intentionally stupid.
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Metanoid 3 points 11 months ago
Did you grow up in a house with lead paint? Just wondering.
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Metanoid 6 points 11 months ago
There are systema down on all the projects I work on and most of my coworkers aee saying the same.
Rumor is this is an intentional takedown but I'm not convinced.
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Metanoid 1 point 11 months ago
>shitty 40 year old Indian women "middle managers."
OMFG man. It is so bad. Luckily I do not work under either of them, but they each have leading roles with 2 different projects I do IT work for, and I have to deal with them on a regular. Even the nigger bitch I have to deal with is more competent and less annoying.
One of the 2 leads an entire team of pajeets. And they aren't in India. They are in a major US city. I don't even know how any of these curry stains have a job in any computer related field. I'm not particularly good, but they make me look like a god. They can't answer basic questions. I mean basic as fuck. It drives me crazy because I am sure the whole lot of them earn more than I do just for being pajeets. There isn't a single non pajeet among them which has got to be some violation of discrimination laws. And they are all being paid on the US taxpayer dime.
Fuck shit.
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Metanoid 5 points 11 months ago
I can confirm that in my department RN took half the seats. I had no idea how skewed this was though?
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Metanoid 1 point 11 months ago
I'm in France for now. Not planning on leaving though the wife keeps trying to talk me into it. Its not a standard down payment that I need though I need to come up with nearly half the asking price for what I want to buy. With inflated prices its pretty retarded. I'm also waiting out the market. Prices have been on the way down for nearly a year and have a long way to go still.
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Metanoid 4 points 11 months ago
Greetings fellow Americans :-D
So... I am a dual citizen of the US and France.
There are a lot of advantages to being a dual national, and some disadvantages.
If you ever need to ditch where you are living for whatever reason, war, economic reasons, migrant invasion, you always have somewhere else you can legally live with no problems.
Like to travel international? When the plane lands you have your pick of which customs line you want to go through. One is always much MUCH shorter than the other.
It can be a big help flirting, I've bagged more than one girl cause she thought my being American or French depending on where I was was hot.
If you immerse in the culture of your second nation there are many additional advantages. Learning cuisine, customs, language are all great for expanding your mind. Whenever I need a second opinion on something, I just think in the language I hadn't been thinking in and just on that alone I can come to different conclusions or see things in a different way.
Living abroad will give you a completely new view of what the world is and people are.
Disadvantages include always being seen as an outsider. I was never an American when I lived in the US. People would always refer to me as Frenchy even though I was born and raised in the US and had spent most of my life there. In France, even today having lived more than half my life here, being completely immersed in the culture, having no discernable accent when I speak, people still call me the American.
Its like being a perpetual outsider.
I am technically supposed to file taxes in both countries, though I don't earn enough to pay in the US on top of what I pay here.
Though I am too old now to be drafted, I could have been required by either nation or even both to serve in the armed forces.
One major problem I currently face as a dual national is due to the FATCA treaty Obama gifted us. As a result, it is nearly impossible for me, or my sisters for that matter, to obtain a home loan or any other type of major bank loan. There aree ways around this, but they are complicated and costly. My current plan is to continue saving while the housing market corrects so I can bring a sufficient down payment to get access to a service that many people in my case are using, but its gonna take a bit still before I set aside enough for that.
These are just examples of pros and cons, there are many more of each.
As far as betrayal, on the contrary, I am very patriotic to both of my countries, but even more so to the nations of pêople to which I belong.
If you have questions feel free to ask. I'll get around to answering when I can.
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Metanoid 2 points 11 months ago
A few years ago some eco laws were passed making ridiculous emissions standards on all road vehicles making standard cars more expensive. Vehicles over a certain size were exempt with the assumption those were induatrial or work vehicles.
Instead of complying with retardedness. Manufacturer made standard vehicles larger.
Cue end theme to that Larry David show
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