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I’ve had some strange dreams and I’m curious what you think they might dream of.

I’ve had military sit down dreams in a bunker, dreams of passing through doors into other realms, an assassin taking out orders, etc.

What do you think those faggots dream of?

I need a good ugly sweater idea for a Christmas party. (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 5 months ago

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Other than taping a mirror on a sweater what’s another good idea?

“Black voters make up 13% of Michigan’s electorate.” (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 5 months ago

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I thought that was pretty ironic.

Does anyone have “Jews-R-Bad” lite version for my girlfriend? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Gigglestick to AskUpgoat 6 months ago

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She’s skeptical.

Just kidding I’ve never touched a girl before.

Some kike tried to rope me into a crypto thing (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 8 months ago

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so this fucktard decided it would be a good idea to try and rope me in with a bitch that was kinda hot but so plastic and so. it decided to try and fucking mess me over and do all the things in order to in order to make me try to think that they were so totally copacetic like super kosher you know and I wasn’t having it like I knew it from point I was like there’s no fucking way it was a tinder thing like some hot bitch. I’m above average dude but I know that this chick from fucking whatever wasn’t trying to get her parents there and talk about cryptocurrency was bullshit. I got it from the second anyway you better watch out for your bullet tomorrow, dude , so that was that but is fucking hilarious and I just thought I’d share with you so later

“I only get organic food, but made sure to get all my boosters!” (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 9 months ago

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I hate these fucking people so much, especially with their “better than you” attitude.

It’s ridiculous.

This popped up on my country playlist… I love this song. (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 9 months ago

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Go woke go broke bitch

So I went to a local Lutheran church today…. The pastor said “oy vey” (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 10 months ago

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I shit you not.

I was singing hymns and shit, I was being a proper raised boy from a redneck couple.

When he started this message he started talking about Jesus and then when the The formalities came about. He started to explain how you know the bullshit and then he said I bet Jesus was just like oy vey. Why am I dealing with this and I I swear to God I got up and left.

I grabbed all my shit and just left.

You don’t go from the synagogue of satan to the son of the soul so…

I hope strawberry blondes are accepted. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Gigglestick to Redheads 1 year ago

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Cause they’re red too

I’m actually doing okay at life now. (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 1 year ago

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I used to be a cook. Didn’t really enjoy my work, felt like I was just wasting away at a career I didn’t want to be in while other people were doing better things, imo.

So I changed. I started an electrical apprenticeship and people seem happy with me so far as I’ve been doing it for a month. I also part time cook/serve/bartend at a local watering hole. I’m actually enjoying my life right now.

My next steps are to get sober for a year at least, get my license back, and get a house. Hopefully I’ll find a decent woman in that span of time, but idk dudes.

Anyway frens, gm. Haff gud dey

Edit: 31 if anyone is curious

Julian Assange is still being tortured for proper journalism. (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 1.1 years ago

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Just a reminder.

Why is cat box acting so weird lately? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Gigglestick to AskUpgoat 1.1 years ago

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I keep getting network issues.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals! (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 1.4 years ago

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And a happy new year!

Love you nigger faggots.

I was working at a grocery store and this kike asked if we had challa bread… (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 1.4 years ago

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… so she asked me. Hey, do you guys still carry challa bread? I said no what you see on the board is what you get and she was confused and she’s like wow I guess all the Jews came in town and I said oh you Jewish and she giggle and she said yes and I said that and then I walked away.

Straight up true story. I had to go to the hr office for calling a guy a douche bag when they said “feminist hygiene product” for the record. I worked during Covid.

Anybody got those dubbed nigger news vids? (Whichever)

submitted by Gigglestick to Whichever 1.6 years ago

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Asking for a friend.

Nigger nigger faggot white power.

I hate puffy chest arm out gym bros. (Rants)

submitted by Gigglestick to Rants 1.6 years ago

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I think they’re faggy larping tools with minimal humility. They act like complete ass holes in public and are complete narcissists. They treat the equipment like it’s theirs and bang shit around. They’re fags.

Absolute state of my small Idaho town: lots of beaners (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 1.6 years ago

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There was a picture of some school children at the local Y. 16 total children pictured, 3 were white girls, the rest were all beaners.

These little girls are going to grow up around beaners. I’ve seen it already.

Cute college blonde curly haired blue eyed girl at work… dating a beaner.

I’m racist.

Where to buy gold? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Gigglestick to AskUpgoat 1.6 years ago

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Real tangible shit. Not the “I promise it’s somewhere I have it saved for you”

I’m in a predicament goats… (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Gigglestick to AskUpgoat 1.7 years ago

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So… I work as a sous chef right now in a restaurant.

The hours are 3pm to 10pm for me.

I go to the gym M-F 9am-12.

Question is…

Should I get a second job in the morning and just work and make money…

Or should I just continue going to the gym and stick to my normal routine without much/little stress?

I make fairly decent money now.

I rent an apartment, have 0 debt, turn 31 this autumn, no girlfriend, no kids.

What do?

I want the money, but I also want to keep my body strong and active…

Where’s the winning lotto ticket?

Where’s a good place to find ivermectin or hydroxychloroquine? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Gigglestick to AskUpgoat 1.7 years ago

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Just in case, I haven’t gotten it yet, but want to be prepared just in case.

Do one of you fuck tards have that meme of AOC putting her hair up commie style? (AskUpgoat)

submitted by Gigglestick to AskUpgoat 1.7 years ago

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Asking for a friend

Will post requested meme for trade.

Just remember how awesome BUT thin nails are goats. (whatever)

submitted by Gigglestick to whatever 1.7 years ago

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I was slicing leeks the other day for a garnish and accidentally shaved a good chunk off. I wasn’t using my knuckles and relied on my nails for less than a second. They’re precious and can hurt.

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