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Feel like a new man. My hair's so thick my barber had to charge me double, and random women keep throwing their panties at me. Other than that I'm pretty happy about the experience.

So after seeing an ENT and having a camera jammed up my nose and down my throat, turns out shizz is fluffed in terms of my voice. Doc says it will take a year to heal and that's IF it responds to treatment. Sorry lads. The show will record new eps if and when I'm able, but could be a long time.

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Q predicted this would happen. Plan trusted!

I bumped into a guy I used to know who just got out of the military after many years of service. I told him about the crazy shit I've been seeing and he looked side to side then go close and told me that the military is building two separate bunkers here. That it was "serious shit". They built one about 7 miles from me in the middle of nowhere and about 13 miles from me in the opposite direction they put bunkers underneath a shitty little "airport" that's barely big enough to launch Cessna's. Been a lot of late night shit going on. Every night now I have a scout heli that looks like some sort of sport model attack heli doing patrols. I also watched two CV-22 Osprey go to the base/bunkers near me. I also saw a Chinook near where one of these bases is supposed to be. You will never see military anywhere here during the day. This shit seems to be kept quiet. I just wonder if its a hideout for the zionist cockroaches?

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So I have some oriental niggers living next door, a whole house full of them. Their grandson moved in with a piece of shit dog that barks at me the second I enter my back yard. Also barks randomly at night. And wakes me up.

After the 3rd or 4th day of being woken up I walked over to them groggy eyed and complained. Grandpa said we didn't want the dog but the grandson moved in with it and offered no solution.

Five or so days later, last night, I was in my back yard at 12am and the dog was barking and they were yelling at it and asking why its barking. I said from my back yard that he barks when I'm in my back yard.

Anyway, the grandchild who's in his early twenties came into the back yard and made a few statements:

He claimed to the other occupant he aint scared of me (I never made any threats)
He claimed to the other occupant that they've been here for 40 years who gives a fuck (about me)
And that if I have a problem I should come see them

I listened to all this and said, I'm right here, and he responded with an aggressive WASSUP. The kind niggers say when they start fights.

This pissed me off and shifted the paradigm from cordial communication to the art of war. I told him I talked to your grandpa a few days ago. And he did some nigger apology. But the line was crossed.

Next morning I went to the USPS and sent a cease and desist via certified mail giving them seven days to fix their shit and listing various injuries such as loss of business, loss of sleep, loss of enjoyment of property, the works as well as applicable codes they were violating as well as a log of numerous violations. And then I set up a backyard security camera with audio recording so I can log the incidents with evidence. If they do not comply they will pay for my pain and suffering.

But tonight I had the most brilliant idea after some random barking prevented me from falling asleep. Since the dog barks when I'm in my back yard and it pisses them off and prevents them from sleeping I simply walked around my back yard causing uninterrupted barking. Their response time is about 10 minutes. After they come outside I slink back in my house or lay flat on the grass to remain unseen and wait 10-15 minutes just long enough for them to start falling asleep. THEN I DO IT AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA. I did this four times and the grandkid took the dog away from the back yard.

Its great because they just had a stressful night of barking and inter-family yelling and later today they're getting my cease and desist with a certified mail stamp.

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Need to reorganize the vineyard (my two grape vines) to make a nice sitting area for my daughters, with a little bench (maybe bench swing) so the vines will grow over a pergola and give shade and fruit. They love picking the grapes and making juice.